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Justinian and Theodora

1 January 2026

14 minutes

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Dead Funny History: Justinian and Theodora.

Join historian Greg Jenner for a fast-paced, funny and fascinating journey through the lives of Justinian and Theodora; the ultimate Byzantine power couple who ruled an empire, survived riots, and reformed the law.

This episode of Dead Funny History is packed with jokes, sketches and sound effects that bring the past to life for families and Key Stage 2 learners. From humble beginnings, he was the nephew of a pig farmer, she may have been the daughter of a bear trainer, Justinian and Theodora rose to become co-rulers of the Byzantine Empire, based in Constantinople (modern-day Istanbul).

Their love story began at the chariot races and led to a marriage that defied the law, until Justinian got it changed. Together, they faced the terrifying Nika Riots, when rival teams joined forces to burn the city. Justinian wanted to flee, but Theodora’s legendary speech convinced him to stay and rebuild.

Expect parodies, sketch comedy, and a quiz to test what you’ve learned. Discover how they reformed Byzantine law, improved rights for women, and built the stunning Hagia Sophia. There’s also a Thrash Metal battle with the Vandals and Ostrogoths, a ghostly uncle, and a goose-honking nod to Theodora’s early career.

It’s history with heart, humour and high production value. Perfect for curious kids, families, and fans of You’re Dead To Me.

Written by Jack Bernhardt, Gabby Hutchinson Crouch and Dr Emma Nagouse

Host: Greg Jenner

Performers: Mali Ann Rees and Richard David-Caine

Producer: Dr Emma Nagouse

Associate Producer: Gabby Hutchinson Crouch

Audio Producer: Emma Weatherill

Script Consultant: Professor Peter Frankopan

Production Coordinator: Liz Tuohy

Production Manager: Jo Kyle

Studio Managers: Keith Graham and Andrew Garratt

Sound Designer: Peregrine Andrews

A BBC Studios Production