Notes From A Small Train
Good morning bloggers all from the luxury of a National Express train. We trundle through the sunny Suffolk countryside as we all sit quietly attending to our business while one pompous fool across the aisle lectures his wife and, by default, the rest of the carriage on his job, the government and the world. I can reveal that all are going badly.
I hope your weekend/bank holiday was splendid. As normal when away from the usual routine and having a day off, too many chips were consumed while distracted by seaviews and amusement arcades. This will be rectified today as rigorous exercise will accompany all tunes we play faster than 70 beats per minute. Anything slower will be greeted with a somnolent posture.
*Pompous traveller update. His 'wife' appears to have taken all she can and bailed out at Woodbridge. Silence returns.
Today we welcome Bill Bryson to Drivetime. Like many I have enjoyed his writing since Notes From A Small Island many years ago. His smart observations about life here, together with an increasing love of our odd ways has made him an unmissable writer. His latest is a tour around his house. Not in a 'Through the Keyhole' way but a journey around the rooms of his Norfolk rectory as he writes about how ordinary things came to be. He calls it a "Short History of Private Life" and though, at 600+ pages, it's not at all short, it is always entertaining and invigorating.
And let's try SEPP BLATTER and FIFA oldies today. In one weekend we have had the beautiful game (Barcelona) and the ugly game (old guys in suits). Let's be 'avin' you as Delia would say.
*pompous man update #2. He has now developed a cough and cold so we all notice him. Everyone out at Ipswich.
Have a slim-line and chip-free Tuesday, see you after 5.

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At 08:40 31st May 2011, CrimboDeevs wrote:Morning Simon
How's about
PLAY THE GAME - QUEEN
Deevs
x
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At 08:51 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'IT'S A MAN'S MAN'S MAN'S WORLD' JAMES BROWN
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At 08:52 31st May 2011, Alex Heney wrote:Morning All,
THE TIME OF OUR LIVES - Toni Braxton (official song for a recent world cup finals)
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At 08:52 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Good Morning Everyone
I'm late this morning.
Suggest -
AND I'M TELLING YOU I'M NOT GOING - Jennifer Hudson
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At 08:55 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'MATCH GAME' OTIS REDDING
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At 08:55 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:Good Morning Simon, team and Blogpoppets
Simon, I'm so envious of you and your family going to Suffolk this week. The Suffolk coast is one of my favourite places in England. Pity you have to go into work...
I'm not really into all the FIFA stuff, but how about:
GAMES PEOPLE PLAY by Joe South
NAME OF THE GAME by Abba
LOVE IS A LOSING GAME by Amy Whitehouse
See you all later
Deebee ~X~
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At 08:56 31st May 2011, Alex Heney wrote:CORRUPT - Depeche Mode
MONEY AND CORRUPTION - The Kinks
THE CORRUPT ONES - Dusty Springfield
GOTTA SERVE SOMEBODY - Grateful Dead (or Bob Dylan).
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At 08:56 31st May 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Good morning everyone!
How about. . . . . . .
THE GAME OF LOVE ~ Wayne Fontana and The Mindbenders
GAMES PEOPLE PLAY ~ Joe South
xx
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At 08:58 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'get out(and let me cry)' Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes
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At 09:00 31st May 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:One more......
FIX YOU ~ Coldplay
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At 09:02 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'FIX YOU' COLDPLAY
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At 09:03 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD - Tears For Fears
BREAK THE RULES - Status Quo
GUILTY - Barbra Streisand & Barry Gibb
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At 09:05 31st May 2011, Alex Heney wrote:PAYOLA BLUES - Neil Young
THE BEAUTIFUL GAME - Udora
BARCELONA - Queen (Or Freddy Mercury as a solo)
BARCELONA - Melanie C (completely different song)
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At 09:06 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'IT'S ALL IN THE GAME' THE FOUR TOPS
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At 09:07 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:NOTHING HAS BEEN PROVED - Dusty Springield
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At 09:09 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:MONEY-THAT'S WHAT I WANT' FLYING LIZZARDS or BARRET STRONG
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At 09:14 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'SHAME' EVELYN CHAMPAGNE KING
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At 09:15 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE MOVED - The Script
problems posting!
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At 09:19 31st May 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:Morning all
When I last looked in (about 5 mins ago) the blog was broken! Good to see that normality has been restored once more!
Sounds like you had a good weekend Simon.
Back later
Tortie x
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At 09:20 31st May 2011, Molly Coddle wrote:Morning All,
Last day that I will be mensh chasing for a while, as I start my new job tomorrow. Not only that but Simon has to choose the theme, of all things, football! D'oh!!!
So if I am allowed to post....I keep getting the message that they are having problems posting my comment, so while waiting I have thought of lots more!!
AN INNOCENT MAN (possibly) by BILLY JOEL
BOTH SIDES NOW by JUDY COLLINS
RIDERS ON THE STORM by THE DOORS
PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS by DIRE STRAITS
WAITING FOR AN ALIBI by THIN LIZZY
QUE SERA SERA by DORIS DAY
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT by ROD STEWART
NICE 'N' SLEAZY by THE STRANGLERS
Madchick x
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At 09:20 31st May 2011, Alex Heney wrote:And of course we have, for the other football story of yesterday -
URSULA (THE SWANSEA SONG) - Barclay James Harvest
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At 09:23 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:TROUBLE - Coldplay
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At 09:32 31st May 2011, Kev Williams wrote:Morning all,
Fresh form my exploits on Popmaster yesterday (21? I was rubbish. I would have got 33 on the other guy's questions!), here are my choices for today;
SILLY GAMES - JANET KAY
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO - THE CLASH
Cheers!
Kev
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At 09:34 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:MIND GAMES - John Lennon
very annoying blog
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At 09:37 31st May 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:Good morning, once again for those who missed my earlier greetings.
Be back later once the dash for menshes has abated but before I go, how about:
ONE HORSE RACE by TOM VEK
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At 09:45 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:Hurrah! My earlier post posted. The blog went all broke just after I sent it and I had no idea whether or not it had worked. Had to leave and come to work in the end.
In the mean time I have also tweeted:
DIRTEE CASH by Dizzee Rascal
LITTLE LION MAN by Mumford and Sons.
Although that second one may not be particularly Radio 2 friendly.
~X~
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At 09:48 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:MCW - very best of luck in your new job. Can I second your Billy Joel suggestion? Mind you, as you won't be around for a while, I think Simon should play ALL of your suggestions!
~X~
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At 09:50 31st May 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:Back again to a bouncing blog - better than being broken though!
Don't think thi one's been chosen, if it has I'll second:
PLAY THE GAME - Queen
Tortie x
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At 09:51 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:Good morning all!
Very frustrating over the weekend as I could lurk but not post as for some reason, the blog would not accept posts from my phone. Seems as if everyone had a good weekend - was lovely reading the insights into your lives.
Kev, well done on Popmaster! I was listening and said to Mr P "it's a blogpoppet!". I thought you did very well.
Toots and Mo - how exciting that you are going to meet at the weekend!
Need to read back over the weekends blog so that I can catch up properly.
A-G
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At 09:53 31st May 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:Here's the missing 's' from #28!
MCW - I forgot to say good luck for tomorrow!
I haven't 'seen' Katy around over the weekend, is she OK?
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At 09:57 31st May 2011, Molly Coddle wrote:Thanks Deebee and Tortie. x
Thought of another NEWS OF THE WORLD by THE JAM (seeing as it is in all the papers!)
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At 09:59 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:MCW, good luck for tomorrow! Hope it all goes well!
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At 10:03 31st May 2011, Molly Coddle wrote:Or a cheeky one that probably wont get played as it was used as the advertising jingle for a certain fizzy drink that are also sponsors associated with FIFA
I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING by THE NEW SEEKERS
I suppose the theme could have been worse, it could have been cucumbers! ;-)
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At 10:06 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:'GIVE IT UP' KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND
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At 10:11 31st May 2011, Posh Soul Lady wrote:hope tomorrow goes well mcw xx
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At 10:11 31st May 2011, Andy Toverson wrote:Morning all
Nice to see you all, as the bouncing seems to have stopped.
What about
GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS - PETER GABRIEL (As that's supposed to be FIFA's role)
I WILL SURVIVE - GLORIA GAYNOR
Both for the line - Go walk out the door - and as Mr Blatter appears to be rather Telfon (other non-stick etc) to all these allegations!
A
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At 10:37 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:#33 MCW - LOL!!! Now trying to think of cucumber related songs!!
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At 10:49 31st May 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:Good Morning Each! I would be most grateful if all blogpoppets could carry some form of i.d. with them at all times, to avoid any unfortunate misdirection of poor innocents. Thank you!
Sepp Blatter...
'Blind Eye' by Uriah Heep
'See No Evil' by Television
'See No Evil' by Eurythmics
'One Man Band' by Leo Sayer
'Hit The Road, Jack' by Ray Charles
'The Bribe' by Tim Key. With A String Quartet. On A Boat.
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At 10:55 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#33 #37 I have a cucumber related joke. It's one of Ken Dodd's. It's a bit rude though, so I may get modded. Let's see:
What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through your neighbour's letterbox and shouting "The Martians have landed!"
;o)
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At 11:07 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:#39 Not heard that one before - funny!
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At 11:11 31st May 2011, Katy Mac wrote:Hello All
:^)
WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES - DOOBIE BROTHERS
RULE THE WORLD - TAKE THAT
I'M STILL STANDING - ELTON JOHN
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At 11:20 31st May 2011, Brandon wrote:Morning All,
'Money For Nothing' Dire Straits
'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' Tears For Fears
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At 11:24 31st May 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Morning all.
Had a bit of a panic when I saw the blog bouncing. Surely not 2 o clock already?
MTF.xx
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At 11:28 31st May 2011, John B Good wrote:Morning Lord Ammo of Suffolk, team, NYM and uncorrupt bloggers
Sounds like a lovely weekend by the seaside, Simon. Sorry I'm late today.
Can I suggest:
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS - Dolly Parton
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At 11:31 31st May 2011, Toots wrote:Hot dog! Already? What's occurring?!?
Hi guys and, of course, Simon the Patient Train Traveller Dude, The Team and the NYM,
Sun is shining, washing on the line with a light breeze to encourage drying :)
My suggestions before I catch up are:-
BARCELONA, FREDDIE MERCURY AND MONTSERRAT CABALLE
MONEY FOR NOTHING, DIRE STRAITS
Just had a message from the lovely Mo - we're meeting in Dundee, Saturday lunchtime - how exciting!!!
Rightio, off to catch up on the hiccuping blog.
~ xx
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At 11:33 31st May 2011, John B Good wrote:HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? - ACE
Or maybe what we need is a
REVOLUTION - Beatles
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At 11:33 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:Hello all! Jumping blog?
Not able to play today. Got a Texan looking over my shoulder most of the day. Doubt he'd be interrested in the the goings on here ;-)
Deebee, did My detective work pay off re your aborted train journey on Fri?
Good luck tomorrow MCW, will be thinking of you.
Promise to catch up properly later.
X
PS i got my forst celebrity tweet today - the lovely Jonny Saunders who didn't really answer my question but took time to reply
OK I know there are typos in here but proving too frustrating to try to fix!
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At 11:43 31st May 2011, Toots wrote:MCW - good luck for tomorrow - you'll be fantastic.
Deebee - he he - funny joke - i like it.
PoS - you weren't the only one to be fooled. I extended warmest welcomes TWICE!!! Zoe thank you so much for the explanation on the previous blog - all is clear again.
Nice to see the rovers return - PSL, KatyMac, Alex~G, JohnbG, BrandonB
Cucumber songs??? Don't give him any ideas, MCW. I've struggled with the footie suggestions. I just don't seem to be able to think laterally. Brain clogged up with all sorts of unhelpful stuff.
Kev - how frustrating you didn't get the other questions. I thought you did well anyway. Had a chuckle to myself when I realised it was 'our Kev' on the quiz :)
Hope the blog stops hopping about before long - it's really quite distracting.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
~ xx
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At 11:47 31st May 2011, Toots wrote:Mo - makes me think of the advert for those chocolate bars "Hold on there Bald Eagle"! What was that all about?
Anyhoo, jumping blog is a bit annoying so I'm outta here now.
~ xx
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At 11:49 31st May 2011, Nadine wrote:Hello all
A bit late to the game today. How about:
Self preservation society - from the Italian Job
The Payback - Jame Brown
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At 11:50 31st May 2011, Toots wrote:#49 - Mo, just to clarify, I meant your reference to the Texan.
Really outta here now.
Blimmin' 3 minute delay - at least we get a countdown now.
~ xx
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At 11:52 31st May 2011, Nadine wrote:#50 ... oops, here's Mr Brown's missing 's'!
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At 11:56 31st May 2011, Ken wrote:Morning everyone
Couldn't think of any.. hiccup.. ostrich songs or.. hiccup.. any that relect my vision of Blatter with head stuck somewhere very dark and constrained.
So I shall nominate the following as an appropriate image when he finally goes, as he surely must 'cos this has all happened on his watch whether or not he has personally been involved:
The Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Never understood all the "game in good hands" messages that radio and TV stations get after he has been interviewed in the past. He always has been a fool trying to tinker with things that are not his business (Ronaldo "slave" comments) while doing absolutely nothing about those absolutely are in his sphere of influence (the ludicrous amount of bear hugging that Jamie Carragher* gets away with week in week out).
* He's just my preferred example :-)
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At 12:02 31st May 2011, loveoneanother wrote:VOTE FOR ME by MARK WYNTER (ex-R2 presenter?) from the movie, JUST FOR FUN, which doesn't get a screening, these days. Like IT'S TRAD DAD and GONKS GO BEAT.
I don't why channels like BBC4, Film4 or Yesterday couldn't fit them into their schedules.
DO THE FOOTBALL by ISIS (this probably refers to what Americans regard as football)
O TANNENBAUM by NAT KING COLE (among others). The lyrics go "0 Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blatter" Whatever that means.
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At 12:05 31st May 2011, Our Zoe wrote:Hello Again :)
Been for a nap after having only a couple of hours sleep, but I feel worse! The bouncy blog is making me feel dizzy!!
Love reading Simon's blog as usual :) Why do other people think we want to hear a lecture when we are travelling? There's usually always one loud mouth in a train carriage.
I'm not sure about oldie suggestions :/ I haven't really been following all this business with FIFA. Football is one of those things I just don't care about in life, from who footballers are doing the dirty with to what how much money is being pocketed by whom. I just don't care.
But as there don't seem to be that many suggestions, how about...
The Man Who Sold The World (cup) - David Bowie
Scandal - Queen
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At 12:13 31st May 2011, Molly Coddle wrote:Thanks for all the good lucks.
I've just been to a famous stationers and got my 'back to school' stuff!
#39 Deebee lol!! Don't you just love Ken Dodd!!!???!!!
Ironing pile to be tackled and end of month paperwork to sort.
x
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At 12:30 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:Having now had the chance to re-read Simon's blog, I realise that he's probably travelling FROM Suffolk. I'd assumed he was going TO Suffolk, because of it being half term. Or maybe he is - maybe he's commuting for the week. I don't know...
Whoop whoop for the Dundee mini blog meet!! Make sure you take some photos, girls.
On a more serious note, this is why my train was stopped on Friday night (thanks to Mo and Mr B for some sterling detective work!) https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8545602/Red-Cross-murder-victim-told-police-she-was-being-harassed.html
Don't think I want to go to London again for a while. Not on a train, anyway :(
~X~
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At 12:36 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:#55 and Simon, I shall bear this in mind when travelling on the train on Sat for a mini blog meet up with the delightful Toots!
#49 LOL Toots, he is completely bald. Just as well he didn't get to read the blog ;-)
#39 LOL Deebee!
X
Good to see regulars returning.
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At 12:40 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:A new flight has been announced between Aberdeen and Azerbaijan. Aberdeen has been doing business with Azerbaijan for years through oil & gas so the only conclusion I can come to is it's to get more peeps out for Eurovision next year ;-)
X
Wisdom of the day = sweet potato and chilli soup = runny nose!
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At 12:58 31st May 2011, Whatever Next wrote:XTC - Senses working Overtime
The world is football shaped , its just for me (or Sepp Blatter) to kick its face
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At 12:59 31st May 2011, akaCrumpy wrote:Not sure if this has been suggested already, but how about
SWEET LITTLE LIES - FLEETWOOD MAC
ttfn, Crumpy (from next door) x
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At 13:01 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#47 Meant to say - well done Mo for getting a tweet from Jonny Saunders. Especially as he only seems to tweet about once a year! Rebecca Pike is also good at replying to tweets. Certain other people, however, are not so generous...
;o)
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At 13:19 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:#56 don't you just love buying new stationery!
X
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At 13:24 31st May 2011, Mandy wrote:Hello and hope you all had a nice bank holiday.
1. LETS FACE THE MUSIC AND DANCE - Nat King Cole
2. WICKED GAME - Chris Isaak
3. BACKSTABBERS - O Jays
4. DIRTY CASH - Stevie V
5. BRASS IN POCKET - The Pretenders
6. OPEN YOUR HEART - Madonna
7. LITTLE LIES - Fleetwood Mac
8. SILLY GAMES - Janet Kay
9. WORLD IN MOTION - New Order
10.CRY WOLF - AHA
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At 13:28 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:#57 What a sad story Deebee. Just tragic.
Lord Ammo is indeed travelling towards London as his train stopped at Woodbridge then Ipswich which is south of Woodbridge.
#56 & 63 Love buying stationery! If it is a choice between a pot of multi-coloured paper clips or a pair of shoes, I go for the paper clips.
#61 Hiya Crumpy!
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At 13:35 31st May 2011, Suzieeeeeee the intermittent blogger wrote:Arg wrong button pushed so have to write it all again.
Afternoon all, esp Lord Ammo with his Suffolk sand still between the toes (or shingle, depending on where you took your Paul Smith socks off) - a sunset in that area is a real SUNSET - but we saw scant evidence of any sun this weekend in the Oxon area...
Not knowing any Footie songs, I want to suggest one for SEPP BLATTER who has made himself a demi-god it would appear:
'HEY, YOU, GET OFFA MY CLOUD' by The Stones, of course
Would like to 2nd #12 & #42 Tears for Fears - gotta be an ARFO surely, sometime soon?
And thanks #39 for the Ken Dodd joke, nice one.
Now regretting offering my old man cucumber last night. whilst he was making his sarnies for today in case he thinks there was some 'skullduggery' afoot.
Sorry I didn't realise the pop master contestant was you, # 23 Kev - I heard it (I was hiding in the bedroom from 'Clone Wars' 'apparently' a suitable BH Monday DVD choice)
I must've missed the people intro on popmaster. That Zoe Ball has me in stitches, she is a great stand-in for the Bruce Meister, even if she does sometimes 'break' the studio.
Back to the laptopgrindstone.
Have a nice day y'all esp those at home with young, bored children, I feel your pain.
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Comment number 67.
At 13:37 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:#61 how remiss of me!
Hi Crumpy (from next door)
X
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At 13:37 31st May 2011, Katy Mac wrote:Ah - there you all are!
Hello to the neighbours as well - Bids, Crumpy et al
A combination of being somewhat over-peopled and broadband downage kept me blog-free over the long weekend. This morning I wasn't allowed in - but can now see that a post I made earlier got through ...
Train rides to and from the Suffolk coast - sweet nostalgia!
My favourite childhood book - Robert Louis Stevenson's 'A Child's Garden Of Verses' contains the poem 'From A Railway Carriage' which I learned by heart .. and recited whenever I travelled on the train from London to my auntie in Lowestoft.
"Faster than fairies, faster than witches,
Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches;
And charging alone like troops in a battle,
All through the meadows the horses and cattle:
All of the sights of the hill and the plain
Fly as thick as driving rain;
And ever again, in the wink of an eye,
Painted stations whistle by.
Here is a child who clambers and scrambles,
All by himself and gathering brambles;
Here is a tramp who stands and gazes;
And there is the green for stringing the daisies!
Here is a cart run away in the road
Lumping along with man and load;
And here is a mill and there is a river;
Each a glimpse and gone for ever ... "
*sigh*
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At 13:41 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#65 Elementary, my dear Alex - you'd make an excellent detective!
#66 Suzie, Suffolk sunsets are indeed spectacular. One of our favourite places to go on the boat is a place called Walton Backwaters (okay technically it's in Essex, but only just). We've spent many a happy evening sipping G & Ts on the deck, watching the sun go down.
~X~
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At 13:44 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:Hi Katy!
I too loved "A Child's Garden of Verses" and still have my tatty copy. My favourite was:
"A birdie with a yellow bill
Hopped upon my window sill,
Cocked his beady eye and said,
'Get out of bed you sleepy head' "
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At 13:44 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#68 Ah, yes indeed KatyMatey. I used to have 'A Child's garden of verses', and I remember that poem very well.
~X~
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Comment number 72.
At 14:06 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:No Harry or B&B today?
~X~
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Comment number 73.
At 14:11 31st May 2011, Ray Polley wrote:How about go down gambling by blodd,sweat and tears
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At 14:14 31st May 2011, Ray Polley wrote:for FIFA fiasco Sepp Blatter
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At 14:18 31st May 2011, Ray Polley wrote:Hi Simon,
How about
GO DOWN GAMBLING by Blood, Sweat and Tears.
Ray
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Comment number 76.
At 14:28 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:#72 Harry popped by earlier on the previous blog so say good morning. Hopefully his shop is awash with customers purchasing books so he hasn't a moment to himself! No sign of B&B.
#73-75 Hello Ray. Once you have posted about 5 times, your posts will not be pre-moderated.
I do wish I had invented self-storage. Buy a warehouse, divvy it up into wee rooms. Rent them out. Count the pennies as they roll in. I am getting quotes for storing the bolthole contents and its making me want to weep!!
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At 14:49 31st May 2011, Ambulance Chaser wrote:Here are my suggestions
1. What's Going On? - Marvin Gaye
2. Tragedy - BeeGees
Ambulance Chaser
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At 15:13 31st May 2011, Southern-Softy wrote:Hello Simon, Hello everyone,
Hope you all had good weekends. I had two fabulous holidays in Suffolk a few years ago. It really is a lovely part of the country.
#23 Well done Kev. It was a very fine effort.
Might be too late for a suggestion but anyway: All In The Game - Nat King Cole.
Take care all.
Softy
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At 15:22 31st May 2011, Suzieeeeeee the intermittent blogger wrote:#76 other ways of making money have occured to me:
Grate cheese for lazy people and sell it at twice the price as ungrated!
Sell bags of washed lettuce that weigh maybe an ounce in old money for the same price as steak per pound...
Slice ham so thinly that it looks like soggy pink vellum and sell that also, at the price of steak per pound - of which 99% is water and salt...
Don't even get me started on containers of (one layer of) raspberries at £26 a KG...#moneyforoldrope as they may say on Twitter..
Caveat Emptor ('Buyer beware'), until you get to the till...then the scales fall from your eyes, as your jaw hits the deck.
The news story that let us know food will increase in cost SO much in the next few years lead me to get out the preserving pan & 'Foraging weekly' mags.
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At 15:34 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#79 Tell me about it Suzie! I object to fresh fruit and veg being packaged - I've never quite had the courage to take the packaging off before taking it to the till, but I've been very tempted.
Simon and Mark Kermode have just been on Richard Bacon's show on 5 Live (I had a sneaky peek at the live stream while the boss wasn't looking!). Worth a 'listen at a more convenient time', I'm sure.
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At 15:42 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:#79 It's crazy isn't it? Are the supermarkets encouraging laziness or are lazy people encouraging the supermarkets?
For my part, we go to the greengrocer on a Saturday and buy loose fruit and veg we need (not the amount a supermarket thinks we need), we then go to the butcher and buy the meat we need (not the amount the supermarkets tells us we need) and then into the cheese shop for freshly baked bread and the amount of cheese we will need for the week. It may cost a little more but we are making savings in the long run as we are not throwing anything away.
Suzie, get yourself a stock pot to live next to the preserving pan. I always have a couple of litres of stock in the freezer now so a really nice soup can be rustled up quickly!
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At 16:11 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#81 Not only that, but the meat you buy from a butcher is generally nicer than supermarket meat. And the staff are friendlier - at least they are at my local butcher. And fruit and veg from a greengrocers will usually be locally grown, so you are supporting local businesses. It's a win/win.
Er - good think Soapgirly isn't around. She works for a supermarket...
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At 16:11 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:Well, I seem to have broken the blog, or else the tumbleweed has got clogged up in a moving part.
Leaving work shortly - today seems to have gone on for an eternity. Have a good evening everyone - see you tomorrow!
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At 16:17 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:I'm here Alex! Off home fairly soon though.
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At 16:17 31st May 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:Ooh, I haven't broken blog at all! The lovely Deebee is here!
Really am out of here.................
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At 16:30 31st May 2011, Deebee wrote:#85 was it something I said...?
;o)
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At 16:47 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:I'm here too. Hoping to get to the car for 5.05 but it's not looking good :-(
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At 16:56 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Afternoon All
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At 17:08 31st May 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:Is this opening song a subtle message to MTF? Hope so!
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At 17:19 31st May 2011, Alison from Eastleigh wrote:Evening all
Have just returned from the office with internet access but no time (as opposed to the office with no internet access) and caught up with your news ..
I too had the Children's Garden of Verse as a child .. I'd totally forgotten until I saw it on here .. by the way I have a firs edition Paddington Bear book signed to me by Michael Bond too :-)
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At 17:28 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Blogger Bill tonight!
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At 18:03 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:Another identity, Billie!
Hello, Alison! Hope you are coping with 2 new jobs.
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At 18:04 31st May 2011, Our Zoe wrote:I'm going to attempt a quick(ish) round up...
#39 LOL Ken Dodd is coming to Sheffield on the 17th June, not sure I would want to spend a whole evening with him, but I salute him still going strong at his age.
#57 How awful :( I had heard about that, and wondered if that was your 'obstruction'. I feel for the poor train drivers, it must be awful seeing things like that.
#68 Lovely poem :) I did have a children's book of poetry when I was little, not sure it was that one, but pretty sure that poem was in it.
On food buying/saving I just saw this article https://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/food-drink/10-things-you-should-never-buy-again-blog-11-lovefood.html With food prices due to sky rocket (and being pretty high right now) we will all need to be careful shoppers in the future.
Congratulations on all the menshes so far :) I haven't actually heard any because of twin dramas!
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At 18:22 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Hi Everyone -
Enjoyed my mensh - Blogger Bill indeed! Welldones to the muggles for "Go Now"
Welldone John - That's a lovely song. You could have suggested GT&T today. I was going to mention it this morning but the blog was a real pain. Only managed to post eight. Wasn't REVOLUTION yours as well? No mensh.
Enjoyed reading back - Thanks to All. Lots of people away?
#68 Katy - Don't know that book, but do know that poem.
From lastnight/thismorning -
Harry - no probs. & Zoe thanks for the explanation.
#298 MTF - That sounds lovely. We LOVE Prunes - with Grapefruit & Yoghurt for Brekky, in a sweet batter pudding which has been mentioned on here (has a posh name which I forget!) and we do a Pork & Prune & Red Wine dish. All Yummy!
#90 today Alison - How are you settling into your new job-life?
And Chickster - Good luck and Best Wishes for tomorrow.
Hope I've not missed anyone.
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At 18:29 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:WAH!
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At 18:42 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:Don't seem to be manymenshes tonight. Did I miss JBG getting one? R2 on radio, tennis on mute on tv and ironing all going on at the same time.
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At 18:47 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Hi Mo
John got a mensh - deserved 2!
No-one got a mensh for "Lunatics". Don't remember seeing the suggestion here.
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At 19:03 31st May 2011, AmericaMo wrote:I do like Bill Bryson!
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At 19:14 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:#99
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At 19:18 31st May 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:#100?
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