Gentlemen. No Knees.
Not much sleep to be had in a hot house. Fans on, windows open. Then at 5am, everything is too cool. Plus the new calculation - what's the maximum you can leave a window open before the foxes realise they can sneak in and spread their nastiness? Three inches tops is my guess. Constant vigilance. No surrender.
Wardrobe issues today. Shorts have been examined and rejected - you can't really get away with it. The statuesque amongst us (declare yourselves now!) will look splendid of course but for the rest of us, we wait for our holidays or the weekend for the great unveiling. Plus it's child 2's speech day today so I must make at least a bit of an effort. You can't applaud the Year 12's carpentry prize with your knees showing. It's just not right.
So. Loved the Hitchhiker's yesterday and I think many others did too. Douglas Adams is much missed and as one of our listeners pointed out, the ipad is pretty much what the Guide was. Predicted by DA in 1978!
Today Nigel performs wonders with an aubergine - a melanzane on the way tonight. And oldies please from the 40th anniversary of the GRAVELLY HILL INTERCHANGE. Yes the always entertaining SPAGHETTI JUNCTION was opened 40 years ago. BBC News says...The sprawling network of carriageways at junction 6 of the M6 connects the A38(M) Aston Expressway into central Birmingham. It was given its more popular name by newspaper reporter Roy Smith, who said that from the sky it looked like spaghetti on a plate. Mystifying some motorists, its numerous carriageways, supported by more than 500 concrete columns, follow the line of the local canal and river network on elevated sections. Probably the most famous set of roads in the UK. Time to serenade Spaghetti J.
Have a cool and well-ventilated Thursday. See you after 5.

Page 1 of 2
Comment number 1.
At 09:41 24th May 2012, Molly Coddle wrote:Morning again!
I'm sensing a theme with these oldies this week.
My suggestions:
THE RIDDLE by NIK KERSHAW
CONFUSION by ELO
ON THE ROAD AGAIN by WILLIE NELSON
WHERE DID I GO WRONG? by UB40
WILL IT GO ROUND IN CIRCLES? by BILLY PRESTON
ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI by TOM GLAZER
madchick x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 1)
Comment number 2.
At 09:42 24th May 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:Good Morning Again –
Suggestions –
LAND OF CONFUSION - Genesis
FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW ME - Genesis
CONCRETE & CLAY – Unit 4 + 2
STAY ON THESE ROADS – A HA
ROAD TO HELL – Chris Rea
Complain about this comment (Comment number 2)
Comment number 3.
At 09:42 24th May 2012, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Hello again everyone
Aubergines are almost as bad as mushrooms!!!
A quick few songs for that road to hell, then work beckons!
UP THE JUNCTION ~ Squeeze
THUNDER ROAD ~ Bruce Springsteen
ROAD TO HELL ~ Chris Rea
HIT THE ROAD JACK ~ Ray Charles
Complain about this comment (Comment number 3)
Comment number 4.
At 09:42 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Wrapped around your finger - Police!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 4)
Comment number 5.
At 09:43 24th May 2012, AmericaMo wrote:Good morning! No knees on display here ;-)
Suggestions for today:
Up The Junction - Squeeze
The Riddle - Nic Kershaw
Road To Hell - Chris Rea
Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs (bit tenuous, but I like it)
Hope the sun is shining where you are. Another scorther here. Is it the weekend yet?
Lunch time!
x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 5)
Comment number 6.
At 09:45 24th May 2012, Jilly wrote:Good morning Simon, team and always cool poppets,
Is there a theme this week? lol
Spag J oldies ...
THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD - THE BEATLES
UP THE JUNCTION - SQUEEZE
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU - STEALERS WHEEL (fits so many themes!)
YOU SPIN ME ROUND - DEAD OR ALIVE
LAND OF CONFUSION - GENESIS
ROAD TO HELL - CHRIS REA
Happy Thursday!
Jillyx
p.s. Billie, glad we didn't have to shake the blog! ;)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 6)
Comment number 7.
At 09:46 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:Good Morning All;
I'll join you in the sleep-deprived club, Simon. A combination of heat and a restless twin 2, does not a good night's sleep make.
I've just given the mister a buzz cut, he can't be doing with too much hair when it's hot. Mind you, he looks more and more like big foot with each passing year! ;D
I don't know if I can go as far as shorts either, I may go to cropped trousers, my calves are shamefully unshaven though :-S
Oldie suggestion...
STUCK IN A MOMENT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF - U2
Complain about this comment (Comment number 7)
Comment number 8.
At 09:46 24th May 2012, Tortie Cat wrote:Morning all
ROAD TO NOWHERE - Talking Heads
ROADBLOCK- Stock Aitken & Waterman (HOIB?)
ROAD RAGE - Catatonia
T x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 8)
Comment number 9.
At 09:46 24th May 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:LIFE IN THE FAST LANE - Eagles
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL – Carrie Underwood
UP THE JUNCTION - Squeeze
COMING AROUND AGAIN – Carly Simon
COMPLICATED – Avril Lavigne
CONFUSION - ELO
ROAD RAGE - Catatonia
Complain about this comment (Comment number 9)
Comment number 10.
At 09:46 24th May 2012, AmericaMo wrote:Couple more before I go:
Confusion - ELO
Life Is A Minestrone - 10CC
x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 10)
Comment number 11.
At 09:47 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Doh, I was concentrating on the spaghetti.
Take a chance on me - Abba.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 11)
Comment number 12.
At 09:50 24th May 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:ROAD TO NOWHERE - Talking Heads
LIFE IS A MINESTRONE - 10cc
Complain about this comment (Comment number 12)
Comment number 13.
At 09:50 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:I just dont know what to do with myself - Dusty Springfield.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 13)
Comment number 14.
At 09:53 24th May 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:#6 Jilly Ha! Thank You!
DRIVE - Cars
Complain about this comment (Comment number 14)
Comment number 15.
At 09:53 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:All the roadrunning - Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris
Complain about this comment (Comment number 15)
Comment number 16.
At 09:53 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:Morning Simon, team, NYM and overheated bloggers,
Sitting comfortably at my desk in shorts, I feel no shame. But Speech Day would definitely be pushing the boundaries.
So, today started very early just after sunrise and I had a one hour walk-jog along the Thames before the road roar kicked in - just beautiful, and, although not a bird watcher, I saw herons and swans and parakeets. They weren't frightened by my shorts either.
I agree with MCW - seems like the feems this week are all cousins (or second cousins once removed) of each other.
So, here goes with Spaghetti Junction oldies"
LOST! - Coldplay
LOST WEEKEND - Lloyd Cole
LOST IN MUSIC - Sister Sledge
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM - Maxine Nightingale
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE - The Animals
And anything else from Mon/Tues/Wed along the lines of roadtonowherehelprescuemecountryroadstakemehome
Complain about this comment (Comment number 16)
Comment number 17.
At 09:53 24th May 2012, Mandy wrote:Hi Simon and everyone
Congrats on all blog menshes last night and a massive thank you for mine Simon. Sorry it caused a bit of confusion to a couple of you. Suppose you could say the hitchhiker walks on by to the next vehicle!
Hope you are and hubby have a great time at the theatre Deebee, is that the Omid Djalili play?
Good luck at the speech day Simon, go on be a radical parent get your legs out!!!
And now for spaghetti junction tuneage:
1. CONCRETE AND CLAY - Unit 4 plus 2
2. ROUND AND ROUND - Jaki Graham
3. ROUND ROUND - Sugar babes
4. BALL OF CONFUSION - Temptations
5. LONG AND WINDING ROAD - The Beatles
6. ROAD TO HELL - Chris Rea
7. LAND OF CONFUSION - Genesis
8. UP THE JUNCTION - Squeeze
9. CONFUSION - ELO
10. SHOW ME THE WAY - Peter Frampton
Laters folks, will escape out of stuffy office at 11.15 as got a meeting at a client at 12!
Take care
Mandy ;)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 17)
Comment number 18.
At 09:54 24th May 2012, Molly Coddle wrote:and a recycled suggestion of mine from earlier this week:
CIRCLES by THE NEW SEEKERS
#7 Great suggestion, Zoe!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 18)
Comment number 19.
At 09:55 24th May 2012, Lilac Blue wrote:Hi Everyone,
You Don’t Know How it Feels by Tom Petty
Road to Nowhere by Ozzy Osbourne
Movin On by Bad Company
Happy sunscreen!
LB,x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 19)
Comment number 20.
At 09:56 24th May 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR - Beatles
DRIVING IN MY CAR - Madness (Ha!)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 20)
Comment number 21.
At 09:56 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Rescue Me - Fontella Bass.
Here I go again - The Hollies.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 21)
Comment number 22.
At 09:56 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:A few more oldie suggestions...
LOST - COLD PLAY
I GET AROUND - THE BEACH BOYS
HIGHWAY TO HELL - AC/DC
CARS - GARY NUMAN
Complain about this comment (Comment number 22)
Comment number 23.
At 09:58 24th May 2012, Julia43 wrote:Good morning,
Nice to hear several blog menshes last night. Heard Autumn Gale and Mandy. Also heard Loved the way Simon almost apologised to Katy Mac for not having given her a mensh for a while. That made me smile.
As for today - most major road junctions leave me:
BEWITCHED, BOTHERED AND BEWILDERED sung by Ella Fitzgerald
Got a poorly Big Girl home today.
Have a good day. x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 23)
Comment number 24.
At 09:59 24th May 2012, coffeeBuzz wrote:Good morning, again!
Here goes, then...
DIZZY - VIC REEVES AND THE WONDERSTUFF
CONFUSION - THE ZUTONS
FALLS TO CLIMB - REM
THE CIRCLE - OCEAN COLOUR SCENE
2-4-6-8 MOTORWAY - TOM ROBINSON BAND
Off to the coffee machine again...
--
cBzz
Complain about this comment (Comment number 24)
Comment number 25.
At 10:03 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Still havent found what I'm looking for - U2
Complain about this comment (Comment number 25)
Comment number 26.
At 10:04 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:FREEWAY OF LOVE - Aretha Franklin
DON'T STOP - Fleetwood Mac
Complain about this comment (Comment number 26)
Comment number 27.
At 10:06 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:I'll throw one last suggestion into the melting pot, it didn't make the cut for the lost oldies, and I can't remember who suggested it then. A great song though...
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A WAY OUT - ODYSSEY
Complain about this comment (Comment number 27)
Comment number 28.
At 10:09 24th May 2012, The-Extra-Value-Bingo-Star-ere wrote:Morning Greetings Ter The Mayo & ALL...
Bingo Star 'ere...
Mayo Man - Yes that is something that VERy annoys me - The way short short are out for blokes presently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fashion is ter wear shorts that are long.... Aka nearly trousers but with the cut ter just below the knees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It makes most blokes look like Freddie Star in the german sketch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yet if yer wear too short shorts.... It's rather camp and 'eading for the otherside.... aka The Winton/ Norton side of things!!!!!!!!!
Which is a shame as ave goot VERY good thigh muscles due to alotta cycling a did from a child and still do noe aged 39 and a 'alf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ter me a think it could be the likes of Trinny & Suzzana introducing these new fashions!!!!!!!
A mean who decides what is and whats out!!!!!!!!!!
Us blokes are 'aving ter cover up more and more..... And if yer don't it's camp!!!!!!!!!
It's the same with the speedos on the beach!!!!!!!
We are being supressed by feminism gone too far a feel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My advice Mayo...... Enjoy the 'eat of the monet and go ter do the Drivetime Gig in yer speedos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'ope this 'elps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 28)
Comment number 29.
At 10:10 24th May 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:Good morning everyone.
Spaghetti Junction is a doddle compared with "The Magic Roundabout" in Swindon. Now there is a confusing meeting of roads.
No suggestions from me.
Might be back later.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 29)
Comment number 30.
At 10:11 24th May 2012, Brandon wrote:Morning All,
'2-4-6- Motorway' Tom Robinson Band
Have a good day everybody
Complain about this comment (Comment number 30)
Comment number 31.
At 10:12 24th May 2012, Queen_Autumn wrote:Morning everyone.
The fog is lifting here and it's going to be a beautiful day for our Yr13 "Leavers' Do" later this afternoon. No shorts here either - but I have got a dress which shows my knees for later!
Unfortunately I didn't get the job I interviewed for on Monday - so that was disappointing news this morning :( Ah well, onward and upward!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 31)
Comment number 32.
At 10:14 24th May 2012, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Breezes in with.....
I took my driving test in Swindon Harry, magic roundabouts, pah! Bit of a different story, trying to drive the hills of 1 in 4 when I got home though!
Storks? Not yet, still on the wish list :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 32)
Comment number 33.
At 10:16 24th May 2012, The-Extra-Value-Bingo-Star-ere wrote:For an approriate tune 'ow about this >>>
https://youtu.be/h7CBo4uEJxo
Complain about this comment (Comment number 33)
Comment number 34.
At 10:17 24th May 2012, Jilly wrote:Few more...
THEME FROM MAHOGANY (DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO) - DIANA ROSS
WHICH WAY TO TURN - BRYAN FERRY
WHICH WAY ARE YOU GOING - JIM CROCE
Complain about this comment (Comment number 34)
Comment number 35.
At 10:17 24th May 2012, coffeeBuzz wrote:^^^^
Another month's supply of exclamation marks gone, now :P
--
cBzz
Complain about this comment (Comment number 35)
Comment number 36.
At 10:19 24th May 2012, The-Extra-Value-Bingo-Star-ere wrote:PS ALL - A see Chris Evans' wife Tash is due ter give birth soon ter their second son!!!!!!!!!
Got me thinking about names.... So in reply ter CLP's blog in which 'e mentions 'e 'opes all 'appens in good time for the little one (and the big one) ter enjoy this weekend's Monbaco GP.... A wrote this:
Evening Greetings Ter CLP, Tash, Noah, The One About Ter Drop & ALL Blog Operatatives...
Bingo Star 'ere...
Soz ave noot blogged for a while but ave been upter me neck in it rebuilding me bathroom and bedroom number 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLP - WHATTA COINCIDENCE yer next arrival is due ter arrive at the same time of my favourite and the greatest GP of any GP season.... The Monaco GP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A fully agree it will be most nice if 'e arrives before the race starts.... BUT if 'e does not.... look at it this way.... Either way the dude is going ter 'ave subsequent birthdee's falling on the EXACT same dee as the Monaco GP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which brings me ter names: >>> Surely yer should name 'im after the Monaco GP.... Maybe one of the corners......
The first corner: 'Sainte Devote' - Notta good name.... more it's yersen and Tash who will devoted to 'im like saints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok next corner - 'Beau Rivage' - Noot good.... Sure ter provoke bullying at school!!!!!!
Ok next corner of the Manco race circuit.... or if yer french.... curcwuit - 'Massenet - Noot good also!!!!!
Next corner - 'Casino'.... The most famous bit perhaps of the gig.... But could lead ter a gambling addiction.... Next....
'Mirabeau' - Could be mistook for Malibu and lead ter an achohol addiction.... Also noot good.... Next...
'Loews'.... Next....
'Portier'..... A think this is going nowhere.... Abit like the racing cars going around in circles..... Fast forward ter the last corner 'La Rascasse'..... Ok could be appropriate if 'e turns out ter be a 'andful aka a 'La Rascal!!!!!!!'
But again noot good..... Then it 'it me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the Monaco GP...... Monte Carlo..... 'ow about calling 'im 'CARLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Or Carlos bit like Carlos Sainz one of the greatest world champion rally drivers..... Either way Carlo Evans or Carlos Evans..... Sure ter look good both at school and in later years with the ladies...... AND a VERy good name when 'e inherits all those Ferraris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad ter 'elp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 36)
Comment number 37.
At 10:24 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:UP UP & AWAY - The Johnny Mann Singers or The Fifth Dimension
GO WHERE YOU WANNA GO - Mamas & Papas
Billie - re yesterday's peanuts questions. Times are tough, but not that tough! (Since you ask, dinner was mackerel baked in foil with lime and onion, which sounds horrible but tastes lovely, with oven baked potato cubes, home made salsa with fresh coriander, and salad. Outside. With wine. Lots of it.)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 37)
Comment number 38.
At 10:24 24th May 2012, Molly Coddle wrote:#27 'Twas me, Zoe. It is a good song, fingers crossed that you are lucky with it this time!
#32 I'd rather not see a stork! ;-) (not after Mr Evans talk about 'The Baby Race' on his Breakfast show this morning.)
I did see them once when holidaying in what was then, Yugoslavia. Huge great nests of sticks and twigs perched on telegraph poles. Like huge but better built pigeons nests.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 38)
Comment number 39.
At 10:27 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:#35 CBuzz. Could you drop off a form to request more in the stationery cupboard.
Oh, and in this weather I've moved onto frapuccinos. One p? Two ps's? Who cares.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 39)
Comment number 40.
At 10:28 24th May 2012, The-Extra-Value-Bingo-Star-ere wrote:PS ALL - On the subject of roads.... And 'aving been a truck driver for 15 years, driven for 21 years..... Ave been ter nearly everywhere in the UK - Spagetti junction easy.... Agree Swindon roundabouts MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am trying ter think of a place where a often get lost..... There's noot many but one way systems in towns are often very annoying and easy ter get get lost - Am thinking central Manchester.... But worse of all central London!!!!!!!!
Miss yer turn and it could take 30 minutes ter get back ter yer turn due to jammed up traffic and so many one way sreets AND restrictions such as width etc - London a place where the tube or a bicycle is ALWAYS best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PPPS Liverpool of which is me 'ome city - Recently they purposely put in difficult one way systems all in th eaid of trying ter keep cars out of the city/ use public transport!!!!!!!!!
They've blocked roads, created one way systems, bus lanes and traffic lights on red for a long time..... All for no reason except ter make the car drivers life a misery and try and force us not te rcome into the city!!!!!!!!!
These new road layouts in Liverppol 'ave created more congestion - MAD country we live in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
RANT over!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 40)
Comment number 41.
At 10:30 24th May 2012, Julia43 wrote:#31 Autumn Gale, Sorry to hear that. I'm a big believer in fate - something bigger and better is just around a corner somewhere.x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 41)
Comment number 42.
At 10:44 24th May 2012, Brandon wrote:'Jamming' Bob Marley
Complain about this comment (Comment number 42)
Comment number 43.
At 10:45 24th May 2012, Jilly wrote:#39 / #35 - better make that a double order ;)
I feel a headache coming on .....
Complain about this comment (Comment number 43)
Comment number 44.
At 10:45 24th May 2012, Sharon wrote:Why, oh why, did my windows decide to go down but not up on days like these. £ to a pinch if I leave them open my car will disappear or the weather with change for the worst & it will start raining; think I'll just bake for a few days . . . .
On the tune ideas,
Squeeze - Up the Junction
Theme from The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (Speghetti Western!)
Ray Charles - Hit the Road Jack
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Road Trippin
AC/DC - Highway to Hell
Beatles - Drive my Car.
Need another cup of tea after all that thinking.
Slip, Slop, Slap everyone X
Complain about this comment (Comment number 44)
Comment number 45.
At 10:49 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:That's the washing pegged out! What a life of non-stop glamour and excitement I lead... ;-)
Autumn Gale - Commiserations over you not getting the job :( Hopefully an even better opportunity awaits somewhere.
Madchick - Aww, I've already had a couple of menshes this week, so I mustn't be greedy. You should get the credit though, as it was your suggestion of it for the Lost oldies that made me think of it for today's theme :)
I'm suffering with my allergies in this hot weather :( I was itching like billio all day yesterday, I think I need stronger medication *phones doctor*
Complain about this comment (Comment number 45)
Comment number 46.
At 10:50 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:ooh ooh ooh
CONCRETE JUNGLE - THE SPECIALS
Complain about this comment (Comment number 46)
Comment number 47.
At 10:52 24th May 2012, Dougal wrote:Morning one and all.....................lovely lovely start to the day here.........but has Bingo Star left me any dots to finish my oldie suggestions!?!?!.................
ROUND AND ROUND - NEW ORDER
ROAD RAGE - CATATONIA
THUNDER ROAD - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
CROSSROADS - CREAM
2 4 6 8 MOTORWAY - TOM ROBINSON BAND
UP THE JUNCTION - SQUEEZE
Dougal x......................doesn't the sun make you feel chirpy......................
Complain about this comment (Comment number 47)
Comment number 48.
At 10:53 24th May 2012, AmericaMo wrote:#16 JBG If I had more time I was going to go back to Mon - Weds blogs and recycle
the songs that didn't make it. Maybe the Nosiy one is suffering in the heat ;-)
Only got to #16. Will catch up properly after a meeting. Not one I'm looking forward to :-(
x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 48)
Comment number 49.
At 11:01 24th May 2012, Brandon wrote:'Middle Of The Road' Pretenders
Complain about this comment (Comment number 49)
Comment number 50.
At 11:04 24th May 2012, Hoffs wrote:Hello - really quick poop in. Meant to be digging but have stopped for a quick coffee break. Spaghetti junction? Really bad memory for me, which would be perfectly encapsulated in:
COMING AROUND AGAIN - Carly Simon
This is because when I was little, my mum and I had been to visit my godmother, got lost, spent what seemed like hours going around and around and backwards and forwards on a really high up road (spaghetti junction) and then my mum got so flustered, she crashed into the back of the car in front. The police came. Very exciting for a seven year old, but with hindsight, not for my mum!
Will have a think whilst I'm in the flowerbed....
Also like Jilly's Squeeze suggestion and will second, third and fourth Harry's Swindon Magic Roundabout comment. Very tempting to shut your eyes, put your food on the accelerator and hope that you come out the other side unscathed.
Shorts? I'm wearing them today but only because I'm in the garden. Still suffering from lack of suncream at the torch relay on Tuesday. My three worder for today would be: ATTRACTIVE T-SHIRT TAN
Hmm, long and rambling. Sorry
Complain about this comment (Comment number 50)
Comment number 51.
At 11:08 24th May 2012, Dougal wrote:THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD - BEATLES
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC - JIMI HENDRIX
CARS - GARY NUMAN
FAST CAR - TRACY CHAPMAN
Dougal x...............................................................................................................................
Complain about this comment (Comment number 51)
Comment number 52.
At 11:19 24th May 2012, ajd31 wrote:Haven't been on/around Spaghetti Junction for such a long time but how about :
I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHERE I'M BOUND by Tom Paxton
Alan
Complain about this comment (Comment number 52)
Comment number 53.
At 11:27 24th May 2012, Dougal wrote:CONCRETE AND CLAY - UNIT 4+2
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE - THE ANIMALS
SEPARATED BY MOTORWAYS - LONG BLONDES
Dougal x.........................................................................................
Complain about this comment (Comment number 53)
Comment number 54.
At 11:30 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:Fuelled by an extra-shot semi-skimmed frappucino. Yes, really.
WE CLOSE OUR EYES - Go West
I CLOSE MY EYES AND COUNT TO TEN - Dusty Springfield
TWIST AND SHOUT - Beatles
OVER UNDER SIDEWAYS DOWN - The Yardbirds
That's quite enough, m'Lord
Complain about this comment (Comment number 54)
Comment number 55.
At 11:34 24th May 2012, Jeffrey in Maidenhead wrote:Its the same theme as yesterday isn't it?! I'll not suggest Chasing Cars again...instead:
HERE YOU COME AGAIN - Dolly Parton
MAGIC ROUNDABOUT - Jasper Carrott
ROUND & ROUND - Spandau Ballet
OVER UNDER SIDEWAYS DOWN - The Yardbirds
FOREVER LOST - The Magic Numbers
Complain about this comment (Comment number 55)
Comment number 56.
At 11:36 24th May 2012, amelia wrote:Morning all
Men are shorts can be a disturbing sight. Our IT guy carries it off but he has the whole surfer dude thing going in and wears them 9 months of the year. I have a bit of a phobia about men in short sleeved shirts; I think they look odd, rolled up sleeves much better.
Jane Garvey tweeted that there was a picture of Bruce Forsyth in shorts in the Telegraph; I’ve not bothered going to look.
#37 John mackerel is the king of fish. I like it pan fried with risotto and stir fry.
King of the Road – The Proclaimers
Stuck – Magazine
Exit Music (For a Film) – Radiohead
Big Exit – PJ Harvey
Freedom Road – The Divine Comedy
Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac
I Like The Way This Is Going – Eels
No Other Way – Paolo Nutini
Going Nowhere – The Cure
It Overtakes Me – The Flaming Lips
M5 – The Fall (I know but there isn’t a M6 song)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 56)
Comment number 57.
At 11:50 24th May 2012, Lady_Stormrider wrote:Ha! Thought this subject might be on the blog so I put this on batch mode riding in:
CONVOY - LAURIE LINGO & THE DIPSTICKS
'Spaghetti Junction was coming up
So we were bound to lose a few
And sure enough the fork lift truck
Disappeared heading up towards Crewe'
I may have breathed in too much heady May blossom when that popped into my head.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 57)
Comment number 58.
At 11:51 24th May 2012, amelia wrote:Is there a way of editing posts for typos? If not, apologies for all past and future typos
Complain about this comment (Comment number 58)
Comment number 59.
At 11:51 24th May 2012, John B Good wrote:THERE'S NO OTHER WAY - Blur
#54/55 Rostron-P. Typical, people wait all year for a Yardbirds suggestion, and then two come along at once!
#56 Wendy - welcome, by the way! I don't think I've said hello yet. Agree with you, but had to read that a few times, as I thought a John Mackerel may be a cousin of a John Dory!
*reassesses wardrobe choice of shorts AND short-sleeve shirt in mirror*
Complain about this comment (Comment number 59)
Comment number 60.
At 11:58 24th May 2012, Jeffrey in Maidenhead wrote:Couldn't believe it myself JBG! And we must have been typing the suggestion at the same time.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 60)
Comment number 61.
At 12:04 24th May 2012, amelia wrote:#59 hi John, yes a comma in there might have been helpful!
I have weird ideas about most things and rarely can be accused of sartorial elegance so I am sure your shirt & short combo is stunning
Complain about this comment (Comment number 61)
Comment number 62.
At 12:05 24th May 2012, Paul of Sheffield wrote:Good Afternoon Each!
'Up Around The Bend' by Creedence Clearwater Revival
'Here, There, And Everywhere' by Emmylou Harris
fingets crossed
Complain about this comment (Comment number 62)
Comment number 63.
At 12:25 24th May 2012, Tartan Queen Shona wrote:Good afternoon Poppeteers
*halo sparkles*
What a lovely boss I have.
Knobbly knees at Speech Day Simon? I hope all goes well for Mini Mayo's speech.
BEND ME SHAPE ME - AMEN CORNER
ENDLESS CORNERS - STILL CORNER
Complain about this comment (Comment number 63)
Comment number 64.
At 12:26 24th May 2012, Katy Mac wrote:Happy Thursdays all round and hello Simon, Driveteam and Constructors ..
Late on parade - so have just caught up on yesterday's late blog entries - and how can I do this without looking as though I'm trying to take the credit for *everything* ... sigh ... like a troublesome attention-seeking child. LOL
Was waiting for Paul of Sheffield to say something but, like me, probably couldn't remember the exact details. Following Chickster's lead I had a look back.
21st March 2011 produced an excellent chatty blog [we had B&B and Toots as regulars back then] with all sorts of issues covered ... Paul decided to anagramatisize our blog names which was very funny. Who could forget 'Erotic Tat' !
Then I posted this ..
230.
At 16:04 21st Mar 2011, Katy Mac wrote:
Noisy Ammo - the Dude
Acerbic Peke - Mrs Chuckle
Abysmal Salon - Traffic Lass
Hmm Its Tat - Sporty Chap
Bagel Dinner - Nigel Barden
Wendy - so that's how it began. Then on Royal Wedding Day we all converted to our posh royal guests names - and Simon put Lord in front of his and Lord Ammo was coined.
:^)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 64)
Comment number 65.
At 12:27 24th May 2012, Jilly wrote:#58 Don't worry about the typos, Wendy. There is no way to change them after you have posted and you'll find that we are very laissez-faire when it comes to such errors, unless of course they are amusing and/or we have our pendantic (sic) hats on, then you might get a little good natured teasing ;)
In fact, several of our blogpoppet's typos have now become an intrinsic part of language in the blog as #62 PoS demonstrates and you will come to notice if you poop by regularly ;)
It really is another scorcher today. I think Pimms o'clock is in order at 5.05 and it isn't even Friday!
Jx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 65)
Comment number 66.
At 12:30 24th May 2012, Tartan Queen Shona wrote:WE CAN WORK IT OUT - THE BEATLES
ENDLESS TOWN - SWEETLIGHTS
BROWN GIRL IN THE RING - BONEY M
LET'S TWIST AGAIN - CHUBBY CHECKER
Complain about this comment (Comment number 66)
Comment number 67.
At 12:32 24th May 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:#64 Apologies, Katy. Credit where credit's due. I really thought it was B&B who thunked it up :0)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 67)
Comment number 68.
At 12:33 24th May 2012, Katy Mac wrote:Oh yes - the Oldies Theme - here is my list from yesterday and Tuesday:
BABY DRIVER - SIMON & GARFUNKEL
DRIVER'S SEAT - SNIFF N THE TEARS
LONG WAY FROM HOME - WHITESNAKE
TRAVELLING LIGHT - CLIFF RICHARD
PASSENGER - IGGY POP
RUNNING DOWN A DREAM - TOM PETTY
EYE IN THE SKY - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT
HITCHIN A RIDE - GREEN DAY
AN END HAS A START - EDITORS
UP AROUND THE BEND - CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
HIDE AND SEEK - HOWARD JONES
WHEREVER YOU ARE - NEIL FINN
FIND THE RIVER - REM
:^)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 68)
Comment number 69.
At 12:34 24th May 2012, Tartan Queen Shona wrote:I've just thought of a punny one for today - which is very unusual for me.
EL CONDOR PASTA - SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
Thanks for the explanation about Lord Ammo, Katy. I joined the blog in July last year so never really knew the reason for the name.
Catch you later
Shona x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 69)
Comment number 70.
At 12:37 24th May 2012, Katy Mac wrote:#67
Hey - no problem Harry - it's hardly surprising given the nature of *that* particular blog. Worth a look I'd say ..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/simonmayo/2011/03/squeeze_that_middle.shtml
:^D
Complain about this comment (Comment number 70)
Comment number 71.
At 12:48 24th May 2012, Tortie Cat wrote:#64 I had forgotten about 'Erotic Tat' Katy - may have to do a name change, that wil really ensure I don't get a mention!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 71)
Comment number 72.
At 12:51 24th May 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:#70 Katy, I've just had a quick look and I've come over all nostalgic.
We sure covered some topics back then :0)
*raises a glass to absent friends*
Complain about this comment (Comment number 72)
Comment number 73.
At 12:51 24th May 2012, Tortie Cat wrote:And here's the missing 'l' - must have floated aaway in the fragrant breeze!
#65 We're going to try the A*di alternative tomorrow - it's half the price and supposed to taste the same!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 73)
Comment number 74.
At 12:58 24th May 2012, AmericaMo wrote:#70 etc Thanks Katy (and apologies for confusing you with PoS and B&B), I knew the anagrams had been before the Royal Wedding but didn't get time to look back. Work just keeps getting in the way ;-). Although my meeting went much better than I expected and my halo is shining brightly alongside Shona's. I did have a read of the 28th April blog and I'm not there :-(. I may have been on holiday and may indeed be the pal Deebee referred to in one of her posts. Memory failure Part II.
*goes off to reminisce at blog days gone by*
x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 74)
Comment number 75.
At 13:44 24th May 2012, duckmachine wrote:It's very tentative but how about
LETS FACE THE MUSIC AND DANCE - FRANK SINATRA
on the basis of the first line ...
Complain about this comment (Comment number 75)
Comment number 76.
At 13:52 24th May 2012, Deebee wrote:Afternoon All
Had a good meeting this morning. I could tell you some interesting tales about employment law... and I'm now back at my desk (briefly). I did manage to tweet the following earlier:
ROAD TO HELL by Chris Rea
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND by Dead or Alive
UP THE JUNCTION by Squeeze
although I won't actually get to hear the show today.
#56 Wendy, I'm with you on men in shorts - especially if they have thin, pale legs. And the sandals and socks combo is never a good look either. I don't mind short sleeves - my curious aversion is armpits, so I can't stand seeing men wearing vests. Apologies to all our male bloggers...
;o)
Hugs to Julia40 for your poorly lass, and to Autumn_Gale for not getting the job.
~X~
Complain about this comment (Comment number 76)
Comment number 77.
At 14:14 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:#70 Katy - Gosh, talk about the ghosts of blogs past! I have rarely revisited any old blogs, but some of them do make for very interesting reading.
Maybe we could go all aristocratic, or firmly remain one of the great unwashed, for the upcoming Jubilee?
#56 Wendy - I don't mind men wearing shorts, or short-sleeved shirts, or indeed vests (Deebee) for that matter. Better that, than those chaps who have no compunction about letting it all hang out (on the top half I mean!) Now if the chap has washboard abs, that's one thing, but most fellows who discard their shirts seem to be more like Homer Simpson!
#76 Deebee - I agree that some armpits can be off-putting, especially those that look like they have overused feather dusters stored under there... :O
Complain about this comment (Comment number 77)
Comment number 78.
At 14:16 24th May 2012, Paul of Sheffield wrote:#64. You mean it WASN'T me? I thought I'd come up with it whilst smearing marmalade on me pins. ;0)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 78)
Comment number 79.
At 14:17 24th May 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:Good afternoon all - late today - busy doing nothing! Weather is glorious but bit too hot for me. I'm not a hot weather gal - fair skin and red head, I resemble a lobster if I stay out too long in the midday sun. Not that I'm complaining - it's lovely to feel warm and not have to be bundled up in layers of clothes - if I can find a bit of shade and a breeze I'm ok.
Very late but
UP AROUND THE BEND - CCR
worth a shot.
Happy days all.
JW
Complain about this comment (Comment number 79)
Comment number 80.
At 14:25 24th May 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:Men and shorts - mmm. Ok as long as not accompanied by sandals and socks. Our postman often wears shorts and it's not an unpleasant sight in the mornings.
;0)
JW
Complain about this comment (Comment number 80)
Comment number 81.
At 14:36 24th May 2012, Paul of Sheffield wrote:#78. Nope, it seems I was Mitztaken.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 81)
Comment number 82.
At 14:41 24th May 2012, Katy Mac wrote:#71 72 74 77 78
Perhaps we should call it Blogstalgia
:^)
#80 and further back ..
And I'm now about to proclaim my unbiased and nauseatingly worthy opinion on men and their apparel ...
... I don't mind what men wear - or don't wear - so long as they have a kind nature and great sense of humour.
Oh yes - they must also cover their bits. I don't care to see the angle of the dangle.
Hehehehehe
B^D
Complain about this comment (Comment number 82)
Comment number 83.
At 14:42 24th May 2012, Deebee wrote:#77 Zoe, it's worse than that. I even have an aversion to smoothly depilated ladies' underarms. Don't ask me why... I'm seeking therapy for it...
;o)
#78 #81 Someday, somebody's going to have to explain that to me. But maybe not here and not now...
~X~
Complain about this comment (Comment number 83)
Comment number 84.
At 14:45 24th May 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:#77 Zoe, I can feel myself becoming more and more French the closer we get ............... in fact I think the change is almost complete :0)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 84)
Comment number 85.
At 14:55 24th May 2012, Katy Mac wrote:#83 Deebs - think Blackadder ... Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry etc. [comedy heroes of mine]
I suppose it's just a daft way of exclaiming "Well I never ..."
Well - something my something with something and call me something - if it's not ....!
Mine is based on something my brother used to say - only he didn't smear his shins with marmalade and he also called himself something else that I can't remember now.
:^D
Complain about this comment (Comment number 85)
Comment number 86.
At 15:07 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:#82 Katy - Despite my earlier criticism of some men's apparel, I am all for folk being comfortable, whatever that entails. Mind you, when you've had the misfortune to be pressed against some fellow's sweaty beer belly on public transport, or other confined spaces, you might not be quite so forgiving! *Ick*
#83 Deebee - Oh dear, this time of year must be a nightmare for you then, it's armpits as far as the eye can see! :O
#84 Harry Le Vivaneau - Vive La Revolution, indeed! ;-)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 86)
Comment number 87.
At 15:11 24th May 2012, Jilly wrote:#82 With regard to angling dangling etc., a word of warning Katy.. do not watch Bingo's recommended video clip #33 which is a little ditty called Sexy and I Know It by a group named something which the wombles won't let me post but is an common acronym these days of laughing your ass (sic) off with an added F. It's an eye-opener for sure 8-S
Complain about this comment (Comment number 87)
Comment number 88.
At 15:21 24th May 2012, Deebee wrote:#82 LOL!! Yes of course - I would think that goes without saying (or maybe in some cases it does need to be said...). Comfort and decency are the most important factors...
;o)
#85 Ah okay - got it...
#86 I have learned to avert my eyes...
I'm slipping away now - got to get home, walk and feed the dogpoppet (he won't get much of the first, unfortunately) change, and be on a train for the Big Smoke at quarter to 5. Enjoy the rest of your day!
~X~
Complain about this comment (Comment number 88)
Comment number 89.
At 15:23 24th May 2012, Our Zoe wrote:#87 Jilly - I must confess to quite liking that LM*AO song, it's funny and catchy :D
There are some good parodies of it too, I like these two...
'I'm Elmo and I know It' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc
He-Man version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu97XDIbyAE
Complain about this comment (Comment number 89)
Comment number 90.
At 15:25 24th May 2012, Katy Mac wrote:#86 Oh I would always try and avoid the sweaty type, Zoe.
;^)
#87 Hmmm - Jilly. Of course - I had to look. Can't fathom why Bingo would post that link ..
:^o
Complain about this comment (Comment number 90)
Comment number 91.
At 15:28 24th May 2012, Dougal wrote:#89 - Zoe did you see them on Sport Relief this year dancing in their pants! Like them or loathe them.............................they always make me chuckle.................
Complain about this comment (Comment number 91)
Comment number 92.
At 15:29 24th May 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:#82 Katy, I've just finished ready that blog and I'm starting to feel guilty as well as nostaligic.
I always used to say 'cheerio' at about 4.40 and that was Julia39/40's cue to put the dinner on. I'm wondering if Mister Julia 39/40 (38/39 actually) or her poor children have eaten since I stopped doing it? ;0)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 92)
Comment number 93.
At 15:35 24th May 2012, Jilly wrote:#89/90/91 - the video made me laugh out loud when I watched it, especially the wiggle wiggle wiggle bit! I can't say I love the song but it made me smile and it is good to know that there are still some people who don't take themselves too seriously :D
Complain about this comment (Comment number 93)
Comment number 94.
At 15:43 24th May 2012, Tartan Queen Shona wrote:*looks all innocent and carries on typing*
Whoopee, I've found a machine with a hidden screen this afternoon :)
#All previous posts - you all make me laugh!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 94)
Comment number 95.
At 15:55 24th May 2012, Tartan Queen Shona wrote:Look what happens - I eventually find a a chance to blog and you all run away and hide.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 95)
Comment number 96.
At 15:58 24th May 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:Has Shona gone yet? ;0))))))
Complain about this comment (Comment number 96)
Comment number 97.
At 15:58 24th May 2012, AmericaMo wrote:I didn't get beyond the first sentence of Bingo's post. Did you mean to post it on the CLP blog?
Complain about this comment (Comment number 97)
Comment number 98.
At 16:01 24th May 2012, Molly Coddle wrote:#93 Oh Jilly that video really made me laugh, too. Like Katy, I just had to have a peek.
The wiggle, wiggle bit is indeed the highlight! Lol
Complain about this comment (Comment number 98)
Comment number 99.
At 16:03 24th May 2012, Dougal wrote:#96.......is it safe to come out yet?
Complain about this comment (Comment number 99)
Comment number 100.
At 16:04 24th May 2012, AmericaMo wrote:From earlier, sorry you didn't get the job AG. Let's hope there's something bigger & better out there for you.
Shona, I hope you're not plugged in anywhere near water. Any hope of getting back into your office soon?
Reading the blog from last year was quite taxing. Got very confused as to who was who. Still trying to work out who I was at that time. Did amuse myself reading a post & agreeing wholeheartedly with it only to realise it was one of mine. I guess that's a good thing ;-)
x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 100)
Page 1 of 2