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Simon Mayo|09:29 UK time, Monday, 19 September 2011

I've no idea what it's supposed to do either. And whatever it is, it doesn't do it anyway. But then there are many keys that baffle and consequently are not used. For example, when should I use §? Not sure ^ will get much of a look in either. Might try to work a quick ± in the blog and see if anyone notices. I quite fancy an umlaut button for Dr Mosh days now I come to think of it. The whole of Germanic punctuation is quite fun, particularly the ... ellipsis which they call die Auslassungspunkte (spell check in melt down-ha!) I would also like to use the ß as it looks fun and more enjoyable than sz. Long live the eszett!

Well that was fun. Almost as enjoyable as driving 400 (±) miles to take child 1's paraphernalia to University. I actually do enjoy that drive, peering into other cars laden down with student stuff and exchanging knowing glances at the drivers. 'Nice duvet! 3 lamps? Really? Is he grateful? Back in time for a beer?' And all the while you have both eyes on the road. Clever stuff.

I made it back in time for a visit to a London Fashion Week Do (yes I know) which a friend of mine had sorted. It was the launch of a t-shirt to advertise a charity which is an anti-slavery organisation. So all in a good cause but never have I been surrounded with so many tall, blemish-free, young model types. Not since the roadshow in Morecambe in '88 anyway. With great relief, we exited after an hour or two(±) of thumping music and got home for the end of Match of the Day. Middle age is great!

So today we gather round for another Radio 2 book club and welcome Adam Roberts with his novel "By Light Alone". It's a Science Fiction tale set about 100 years in the future where the poor are living on sunlight which they absorb through their hair; the rich don't need to eat but they do to show off. Intrigued? I hope you will be and there is a chapter here for you to read... (another Auslassungspunkte! Hooray!)

And oldies today please for the return of DOWNTON ABBEY last night. JANE EYRE is back at the movies and that whole PERIOD DRAMA thing is back with some style. But we love "Downton" and that is where we head for the tunes today.

Have a day full of wonders like §§§§ and then have a swift ^ when no one is looking.

See you at 5 (± a few minutes)



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