And a side order of fries please.
And here we are again. Cold and v frosty around the estate-the mangey fox will have lost all it's remaining fur and left a poo on the table like normal. It's a cheery start anyway.
I hope the weekend was a fine one. I managed 400 odd miles taking child 1 back to university and back-got it sussed now. Leave before 7, coffee and croissants at the first services and we'll be there by lunchtime. Then the briefest of time possible at the student house (2 mins max) and a fine pub lunch before turning round and tootling back home. Pick of the Pops is always a bitter sweet accompaniment here as you're feeling pretty creaky anyway by this time. I tweeted that I was hoping it wasn't going to be 1985 and fortunately it was 1981. 1985 was one of those years (88 another offender) that sounds poor whichever month you get but 1981 sounded great (apart from the Nolans which I never really understood). Child 1 asked me to text him to let me know I was safely home; my how the world has turned.
(Spoiler alert. Re Sherlock. Just how are they going to explain that away? You know, that small tumble? Brilliant end of series 'leave-them-wanting-more' moment) Meantime there's work to be done! Drivetime offers John Torode tonight to mark the return of Masterchef tomorrow. While Lloyd Grossman was in charge, the series worked fine but stayed in its ghetto slot really. Now with John and Gregg Wallace it has become a national talking point. With 3 versions to choose from, I think the amateurs usually win over the celebs and pros. There seems to be so much more at stake for these guys and the drama that much more heightened. So let's do MASTERCHEF oldies too. It's an area we have done before of course but FOOD + COMPETITION = a decent selection of tunes I hope. It's all up to you now!
We will also have a one week feature, to try to find the worst teenage bedroom in the UK. Never mind the Masterchef folk, this is the real stuff. There will be many nominations.
Have an observant and insightful Monday, see you after 5.

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At 09:42 16th Jan 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:Good morning chums!
Theme:
EAT IT by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC will do nicely, thank you.
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At 09:45 16th Jan 2012, Vildeen wrote:WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - BILLY OCEAN
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At 09:45 16th Jan 2012, Alex_Girl wrote:Good morning all!
Bright and frosty here. Aching limbs from a weekend of hard graft in the garden. Feels good though.
Need to have a thunk re the theme
Back in a bit
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At 09:47 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:Good morning again -
Suggestions -
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD - Soundtrack from Oliver
EAT IT - Wierd Al Yankovic
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - Billy Ocean
LIFE IS A MINESTRONE - 10cc
SNACK ATTACK - 10cc
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At 09:47 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:Good Morning Simon, Team and Blogpoppets
Don't get me started on teenage bedrooms... ;o)
For today's oldies:
I WANT IT ALL by Queen
JAMBALAYA by the Carpenters
AMERICAN PIE by Don McLean
MACARTHUR PARK by Richard Harris (for the reference to cake baking)
RAT IN THE KITCHEN by UB40 (although I'm sure Messrs Torode and Wallace are nice really...)
SCENES FROM AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT by Billy Joel
BEAT IT by Michael Jackson
HEY GOOD LOOKIN' (WHAT YOU GOT COOKIN') by Jimmy Buffet
THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL by Abba
Deebee ~X~
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At 09:48 16th Jan 2012, Jilly wrote:Good morning again Simon, team and poppets,
Such a beautiul day here, hope you've all got the same too :)
Some tunes -
FOOD FOR THOUGHT - UB40
RAT IN MI KITCHEN - UB40
BEAT IT - MICHAEL JACKSON
STIR IT UP - BOB MARLEY
Need tea .. will return
Jx
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At 09:48 16th Jan 2012, Tartan Queen Shona wrote:Good Morning Simon, DT Team and Poppeteers
Glad you had a good weekend Simon and all children returned safely.
A Taste Of Honey - The Beatles
Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones
Work beckons
Enjoy your day everyone
Shona x
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At 09:50 16th Jan 2012, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Hi again everyone
A lovely cold, crisp, sunny morning...
THE HEAT IS ON ~ Glen Frey
FOOD FOR THOUGHT ~ UB40
SOMETHING'S COOKING IN THE KITCHEN ~ Dana
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN ~ Buck's Fizz
THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL ~ Abba
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At 09:53 16th Jan 2012, Mrs Boris wrote:Morning all.
Toon ideas:
Food Glorious food from Oliver!
Snack attack-Godley & Cream
Life is a minestrone-10cc
In the Kitchen at Parties-Jona Louie
Shake, Rattle & Roll-Bill Hayley & the Comets
Toast-the Q tips
Good job we all like different music, I happen to love the music from 1985 so each to their own!
Hope all are well, work calls!
Love Mrs B x
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At 09:53 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND ME IN THE KITCHEN AT PARTIES - Jona Lewie
HOME COOKIN' - The Band
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At 09:53 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:Morning All,
Very frosty morn here in South Yorkshire.
American Pie - Don Mclean, sprang to mind when I saw today's theme.
I was trying to read without reading when I saw the spoiler alert. (If that makes sense). I haven't watched any Sherlock yet so please, if there is to be a discussion can you let me know in advance so that I don't read.
Must be loadsa songs so shall go have have another think.
Laters
A.
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At 09:53 16th Jan 2012, WickedFairyFlo wrote:One more for Michel Roux jnr's stern, but nice, assistant....
SANTA MONICA ~ Savage Garden
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At 09:54 16th Jan 2012, Our Zoe wrote:Good Morning All :)
It's a cold and frosty one all round I think, but I have my thermals on, so all's well.
I thought Sherlock faked his own death??? He did in the Arthur Conan Doyle Reichenbach Falls anyway. Or rather, ACD wanted to kill Sherlock Holmes off, but was persuaded to bring the character back for The Return of Sherlock Holmes, I think that's what happened :-/
Oldie suggestions...
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT - BUCKS FIZZ
THE HEAT IS ON - GLENN FRY
CHOCOLATE CAKE - CROWDED HOUSE
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At 09:56 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:TASTE IT - INXS
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At 09:56 16th Jan 2012, Mrs Boris wrote:Ooh!
Green Onions-Booker T & the MG's
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At 09:56 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:Aha, I seem to have found some inspiration! There's always summat bubbling in the kitchen so hows about:-
Steam - Peter Gabriel
A.
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At 09:57 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:Morning Simon, team, NYM and long-distance bloggers,
For the teenage room no nomination, I need look no further than GoodChild2 - truly bubonic.
Masterchef oldies, you say? Well you have to start here...
HEY GOOD LOOKIN' (WHAT YOU GOT COOKIN') - Johnny Cash or Hank Williams
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Comment number 18.
At 09:59 16th Jan 2012, ponyclubmum wrote:Good morning from my office in glorious North Cornwall. Food/Competition songs as follows
Baby Cakes - 3 of a kind
Beat it - Michael Jackson (as in beating eggs and also a competition)
Food for thought - UB40
Orange Crush - REM
Raspberry Parade - Prince
Rat in the kitchen - UB40
Sweet Surrender - Wet, wet, wet
Sweet dreams are made of these - Eurythmics
Have a great day everyone
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At 10:00 16th Jan 2012, Glenn of Devon wrote:Morning all, and what a glorious one. Cold (-5 when I was out scraping the car!) and frosty here but tempered with some lovely sunshine.
In true Monday morning fashion I'm a little busy with 'work' stuff so will try to poop back later when things have settled down.
But for now ...
YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND ME IN THE KITCHEN AT PARTIES - JONA LEWIE
Later ... 8-)
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At 10:01 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:WHAT'S YOUR FLAVA? - Craig David
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At 10:02 16th Jan 2012, Vildeen wrote:THE POACHER - RONNIE LAINE
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At 10:03 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:(IT'S GOT TO BE ) PERFECT - Fairground Attraction
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At 10:04 16th Jan 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:Good morning all from a cold, frosty but bright Essex - stunning sunrise this morning!
Sugar, suger - The Archies
Green Onions - Booker T and the MG's
Off for a think.
JJ
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At 10:04 16th Jan 2012, Mandy wrote:Hi Simon and everyone
Hope you all had great weekends.
I should have fought in the KB competition but I delivered flyers for our club from 1.30 to 4.45 yesterday afternoon and my legs are so sore.
Greg Wallace makes me laugh on Masterchef as you can always tell when the dessert is a winner because he makes noises and laughs a lot when he is tasting them!
Anyway here are my aperitifs:
1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT - UB40
2. SNACKATTACK - 10 cc
3. BEAT IT - Michael Jackson
4. THE HEAT IS ON - Glen Frey
5. The pushbike song -THE MIXTURES
6. THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL - ABBA
7. YOU CAN DO MAGIC - LIMMEE AND THE FAMILY COOKIN
8. BEAT THE CLOCK - Sparks
9. THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER - D Ream
10. IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT - Bucks Fizz
As to non entity music years, early noughties appear to be a blur.
And for some reason i can remember loads of tunes from 1974 and I was only 6 going on 7.
Have a lovely day
Laters
Mandy ;)
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At 10:06 16th Jan 2012, Glenn of Devon wrote:Another quick choon thought ...
STRANGE BREW - CREAM
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At 10:06 16th Jan 2012, Our Zoe wrote:#11 Sorry JPA - I'd already posted my spoiler before I read your post, but then I was referencing the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle version of events, so maybe the TV show played out differently (I didn't watch the episode last night, we recorded it)
A few more oldie suggestions...
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME - DEF LEPPARD
PULLING MUSCLES FROM A SHELL - SQUEEZE
FLAMING PIE - PAUL McCARTNEY
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At 10:07 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:ONCE YOU'VE TASTED LOVE - TT (Wah!)
SAVOY TRUFFLE - Beatles
BANGERS & MASH - Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren !
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At 10:07 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:GREASE! - Frankie Valli
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At 10:08 16th Jan 2012, Jilly wrote:Howzabout ...
TOO MANY COOKS - ANDREW STRONG (The Commitments)
TASTE IT - INXS
BURN - RAY LAMONTAGNE (Just because I like to hear Simon trying to pronounce it!)
GOING DOWN IN FLAMES - 3 DOORS DOWN
DOG EAT DOG - ADAM AND THE ANTS
Jx
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At 10:09 16th Jan 2012, bard_of_the_blog wrote:A Monday morning, bright and clear
And what is this? A new blog is here.
For inspiration I look to the skies
I'll suggest The Platters
'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes'
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At 10:09 16th Jan 2012, kasbahrocks wrote:Good morning everybody. A bit tricky this one. How about:
Pizza, Pizza,Pizza by Fred Mollin, tom hambridge from the film Ratatouille.
He loves Pizza :]
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At 10:10 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:Some more:-
Chocolate - Snow Patrol
and if it's me in the kitchen, it definitely:-
S.O.S. - Take That.
Laters
A.
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At 10:10 16th Jan 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:Please replace 'e' with 'a' where appropriate in # 23
Every loser wins by ??
Toast by ??
You win again - Hot Chocolate
Sorry I'm so hopeless at knowing who sang what.
JJ
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At 10:11 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:DOG EAT DOG - Adam & The Ants
(Not a reference to Masterchef Korea, but just the competitive spirit among the chefs!!)
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At 10:11 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:BEING BOILED - Human League
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At 10:13 16th Jan 2012, Jilly wrote:Hmmm how about the truly awful ...
FOOD FIGHT - VILLAGE PEOPLE
I'll get my coat ...
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At 10:14 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:#29 Jilly, oh, sorry, just saw your post after my #34. And thought I was being soooo clever and original. Not.
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Comment number 38.
At 10:14 16th Jan 2012, Our Zoe wrote:Food + Competition =
THE MARROW SONG (OH WHAT A BEAUTY!) - BILLY COTTON And HIS BAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNTVKANb7p4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I think that one is more Desmond Carrington than Drivetime, indeed I have heard it on DC's show :D
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At 10:15 16th Jan 2012, Glenn of Devon wrote:SUGAR AND SPICE - THE SEARCHERS
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At 10:16 16th Jan 2012, Billie on the Blog wrote:SOME LIKE IT HOT - Power Station
It's from 1985!
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At 10:18 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES - Half Man Half Biscuits
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At 10:19 16th Jan 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:Little green apples - Roger Miller
Sweets for my sweet - The Searchers
Blackberry Way - The Move
Melting Pot- Blue Mink
Pickin' a chicken - Eve Boswell ??? (Found on Mr's CD of 50's favs!)
JJ
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Comment number 43.
At 10:21 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:#41 Feel free to recycle that extra "s", if you need one.
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At 10:25 16th Jan 2012, The Cutbush Crew wrote:YOU CAN DO MAGIC - LIMMIE & THE FAMILY COOKING
MA BAKER - BONEY M
RED RED WINE - UB40
I CAN'T KEEP IT IN - CAT STEVENS
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At 10:28 16th Jan 2012, Glenn of Devon wrote:LIVING ON THE CEILING - BLANCMANGE
WHIPPING BOY - ELTON JOHN
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At 10:30 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:Theme from MASH (Suicide is painless) - Loudon Wainwright or Manic Street Preachers
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At 10:31 16th Jan 2012, Suzieeeeeee the intermittent blogger wrote:Morning all,
Chilly DT team battling through the frosty capital, bloggers and poppets de-icing their PC screens, and the DT Dude clocking up the miles on the motorway, in a duvet and plant-filled car singing (Soprano, if your singing on that festive authors' example is anything to go by...) to the Nolans.
RE THEME of Masterchef:
Minestrone by 10CC would be nice,
or
Eat me, drink me, by Marilyn Manson - no? thought not...
MacArthers Park, by Richard Harris (cakes, burning etc)
Sugar sugar by the Archies or CHOCOLATE CAKE by Crowded House esp for the sweet-toothed Greg Wallace the chubby grocer!
FIRE by Arthur Brown for those accidents in the studio kitchens...
By the way, when is a 'teenage' bedroom not a 'teenage' bedroom, I have a prodigal son (returned from Uni, gap year etc) now working locally and enjoying the comforts of home again - whose bedroom is a health hazard!! A plastic food container was chucked out at the weekend as no-one was brave enough to open it...
Laters, after caffeine
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At 10:32 16th Jan 2012, TheFrenchAccountant wrote:Morning all!
A few suggestions:
ABBA - HONEY, HONEY
SNOW PATROL - CHOCOLATE
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD
ROLLING STONES - BROWN SUGAR
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At 10:34 16th Jan 2012, loveoneanother wrote:COOK WITH HONEY by JUDY COLLINS
HOT POTATOES by THE KINKS (the B-side to Celluloid Heroes)
SMOKEY JOE'S CAFE by THE COASTERS; possibly PAOLO NATTINI, too.
HOLD TIGHT (I WANT SOME SEAFOOD, MAMA) by FATS WALLER
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At 10:36 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:Ooh ooh ooh
SHAKE RATTLE & ROLL - Bill Haley & The Comets
"Well get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans..."
That's m'lot mLord. I'm orf now. Good day all
JBG
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At 10:38 16th Jan 2012, Duggie wrote:It's freezing down here in South Wales, but I know what will warm us up
KING CURTIS - MEMPHIS SOUL STEW
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At 10:38 16th Jan 2012, Lady_Stormrider wrote:Morning all - wasn't TOAST done by STREETBAND a.k.a. Paul Young? The confusing thing is there were two Paul Youngs. The one in Sad Cafe (sadly now in that great gig in the sky) and the one formerly of the Q-tips who had one great album 'No Parlez' before his voice gave out.
I was going to suggest BLACK COFFEE - SQUEEZE as the end of the meal.
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At 10:47 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:And finally, a song for the soufflés...
RISE TO THE OCCASION - Climie Fisher
ALL RISE - Blue
RISE UP - The Commodores
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Comment number 54.
At 10:51 16th Jan 2012, Our Zoe wrote:Here's a pretty comprehensive review of last nights ep of Sherlock... Many spoilers within: https://www.denofgeek.com/television/1205250/sherlock_series_2_episode_3_the_reichenbach_fall_review.html
Also, courtesy of one of my Twitter tweeps, a couple of jokes...
How do you make a pirate mad? Take the 'p'.
A war horse walks into a bar. The barman asks, "why the long film."
:D
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At 10:51 16th Jan 2012, Queen_Autumn wrote:Morning all. Well this is more like winter. I keep hoping for some snow days - but no sign of it yet.
Lots of great oldies suggested and I'm struggling to think of anything more so I'll just a couple that caught my eye to 2nd:
The Heat is On - Glenn Fry
Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard
Has anyone suggested
Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond
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At 10:52 16th Jan 2012, Vildeen wrote:Food combined with a competition:-
THE LIQUIDATOR - HARRY JOHNSON ALL STARS
CLASSICAL GAS - MASON WILLIAMS
STIR IT UP = BOB MARLEY
EAT TO THE BEAT- BLONDIE
TIME IS TIGHT = BOOKER T
GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE TIME - CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
THATS ENTERTAINMENT - THE JAM
HERE COMES THE JUDGE - PIGMEAT MARKHAM
AMATEUR HOUR - SPARKS
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At 10:52 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:So on the subject of teenage bedrooms... well, even Daughter's friends say her room is a mess. We once threatened to take a picture of her bedroom floor and post it on Facebook with a 'guess the colour of the carpet' caption. She's forever leaving items of food and drink to fester in there. This morning I tweeted to Simon a picture of a plastic food box, one of three we found in her room after she left for Uni. Let's just say if penicillin hadn't yet been invented we'd be millionaires by now... And on another occasion we were just off on a 2 week holiday and I went into her room to check the windows were closed, and discovered a half drunk bottle of milk, which had already been there for a few days. It doesn't bear thinking about what it would have smelled like if it had stayed there till we got home again.
Mr B says he can't wait for her to get her own house, so he can go round and trash the spare room...
;o)
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At 10:56 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:#54 LOL!
I really enjoyed 'Sherlock' - I'm only sorry that I came to it late and missed the first series. Will have to try and get hold of it on DVD. I've heard there's going to be another though, so that's good!
No KatyMatey this morning? Hope she's not having to lie low again.
~X~
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At 10:58 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:Morning all
If this series follows the pattern of the last series (watched and enjoyed...) I'll suggest:
OASIS - STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT
SPOILER ALERT
SPOILER ALERT
NO, REALLY, READ NO FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT SPECULATION ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S SHERLOCK:
Presumably, it was Moriaty who took the tumble at the end (somehow...)?
And a joke:
How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Pokerface
Boom, boom
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At 10:58 16th Jan 2012, John B Good wrote:And one for the poor contestant who'll be eliminated in the first round under the evil eye of Monica...
CARELESS WHISKER - George Michael
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At 10:59 16th Jan 2012, Glenn of Devon wrote:For a handy little filler ...
YOUR STARTER FOR ... - ELTON JOHN
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At 11:01 16th Jan 2012, The Cutbush Crew wrote:I've no kids, so can't join in with this conversation. Is that unfortunate or quite the opposite? Discuss.....
- Paul TMFM xx
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At 11:03 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:#62 But presumably you were once a teenager yourself...
Actually, I wonder whether the trend for messy bedrooms is a recent thing. I can't remember my room ever being that untidy...
~X~
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At 11:05 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:I'm not sure the 'teenage' thing is relevant re. children's bedrooms. Our child is eight years away from being a teenager and certainly, in terms of untidiness, he's getting in plenty of practice now...
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At 11:08 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:I'm fairly sure that the fragrant Monica doesn't appear in this series of Masterchef. She just tests the Masterchef Professionals.
No, no, it's fine. I can find my own way to the Pedant's Corner.
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At 11:08 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:#64 I guess the difference is that at his age you can still get him to tidy up periodically. Once he hits 13, you will no longer have any control over his room - in fact you'll be lucky if you're allowed in it!
Right, back to work - laters, poppets...
~X~
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At 11:10 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:#59 - Thanks for Andrew. I managed to skip straight pass without seeing a thing. hehehe
Really must find time to watch.
A.
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At 11:11 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:"I guess the difference is that at his age you can still get him to tidy up periodically."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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At 11:14 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:Oooh. I've just a wee flash of inspiration re. today's Masterchef topic:
CHINA CRISIS - WORKING WITH FIRE AND STEEL
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At 11:16 16th Jan 2012, Katy Mac wrote:#58 I'm here Deebs! Just a bit busy today. Have been thinking about this list for an hour or so ... I especially like the last one
:^D
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD - CAST OF OLIVER
MAXIMUM CONSUMPTION - THE KINKS
TV DINNERS - ZZ TOP
SUPPER'S READY - GENESIS
EAT TO THE BEAT - BLONDIE
SUGAR - THE ARCHIES
BROWN SUGAR - THE STONES
SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE - SHANKS & BIGFOOT
SUGAR AND SPICE - THE SEARCHERS
JAMBALAYA [ON THE BAYOU] - THE CARPENTERS
SUGAR MOUNTAIN - NEIL YOUNG
ROCK LOBSTER - B-52S
MAYONNAISE - THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
SENSES WORKING OVERTIME - XTC
SOMETHINGS COOKING IN THE KITCHEN - DANA
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY - OHIO EXPRESS
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At 11:20 16th Jan 2012, Dougal wrote:Good morning one and all................................very late this morning.................so will just dive on in..................................................
Food For Thought - UB40
Sugar and Spice - The Searchers
Salad Days - Procol Harem
Supper's Ready - Genesis
TV Dinners - ZZ Top
Life Is A Minestrone - 10cc
Win Some Lose Some - Bryan Adams
Green Onions - Booker T and The MGs
Pulling Mussels - Squeeze
Me done.......................................have a lovely day each and every.................
Dougal x
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At 11:20 16th Jan 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:John or Greg may say to a contestant
"What is this thing called, love?" otherwise sung by Frank Sinatra with the emphasis on certain words slightly different.
Sorry, think I was up too early this morning!!
JJ
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At 11:24 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:Okay, picture the scene. Greg Wallace has just tasted a particularly fine pudding. And, of course, his reaction is:
MMM MMM MMM MMM - CRASH TEST DUMMIES
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At 11:29 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:BILLY OCEAN - WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING
Because, as we know, 'Cooking doesn't get tougher then this...'
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At 11:34 16th Jan 2012, Katy Mac wrote:... and when it all goes horribly wrong ..
BURN BABY BURN - ASH or HUDSON/FORD
HOUSE ON FIRE - BOOMTOWN RATS
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE - TOM JONES/CARDIGANS
I EAT CANNIBALS PART 1 - TOTO CUELO
I STARTED SOMETHING I COULDN'T FINISH - SMITHS
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At 11:36 16th Jan 2012, WickedFairyFlo wrote:No disrespect aimed at working mums... but I wonder if messy teenage rooms has a connection to working mums, who don't have enough time to tidy up their teenagers' rooms and instead, they do the more important chores with their limited time at home!
Like Deebee said above, I also can't remember seeing messy teenage bedrooms in our house, but my mum never worked after having her children, so she was able to keep everywhere clean and tidy every day...
Just wondering....!
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At 11:36 16th Jan 2012, Paul of Sheffield wrote:Good Morning Each!
'Tougher Than The Rest' by Bruce Springsteen
'Cooking' by Scritti Politti
'Pop's Recipe' by Mavis Staples
'Too Much On Your Plate' by Barclay James Harvest
'Food For Thought' by UB40
'Hospital Food' by David Gray
'Fish Heads' by Barnes and Barnes
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At 11:39 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:One for all the soufflé makers:
RISE - PUBLIC IMAGE LTD.
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At 11:40 16th Jan 2012, Queen_Autumn wrote:Teenage bedrooms ...... well like Paul I don't have experience of anyone but myself but will confess to being pretty untidy (and still am) however that extends only to some clothes on a chair (or occasionally a small pile on the floor).
Rules in our house were simple - no food in bedrooms and no locked doors therefore Mum went in every week and cleaned. There was no right to privacy - if I didn't want her to go in and hoover, pick stuff up etc I had to do it myself. For me the choice was simple - I hate cleaning / tidying (and now I'm working I pay a weekly cleaner) - I had a few decent hiding places for anything really private but other than that my room was cleaned every week without fail and so never got that bad.
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At 11:42 16th Jan 2012, Tortie Cat wrote:Morning all
Late arrival today - work got in the way again.
Not much of a weekend chez Tortie - one of the mogpoppets was poorly and had to have 2 visits to the vets - thankfully she is much better now, but I need another weekend!
Back later
T x
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At 11:42 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:'No disrespect aimed at working mums...'
Or, ahem, working dads...
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At 11:45 16th Jan 2012, Fenners wrote:Morning (just) all!
Not had a chance to read through comments so may have repeated a few choices:
Baggy Trousers - Madness (one hopes this is the case post-Christmas!)
Baloney Again - Mark Knopfler
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Brain Salad Surgery - ELP (nothing like a bit of Prog Rock on Radio2!)
Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
Cook of the House - Wings
Don't Try So Hard - Queen
Albatross - Fleetwood Mac (Not just any cookery competition...)
Four Minute Warning - Mark Owen (Some of the food cooked could be seen as nuclear)
Green Onions - Booker T and the MGs
Melting Pot - Blue Mink
Sweet About Me - Gabriella Cilmi
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Take it Back - Pink Floyd
That's The Way (I Like It) - KC and the Sunshine Band
Under Pressure - Queen
You Win, I Lose - Supertramp
7 Seconds - Youssou N'Dour & Neneh Cherry (about as long as they have to cook!)
Back to the grindstone :(
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At 11:50 16th Jan 2012, Nujja wrote:There was that terrible track called "Toast" - almost worth hearing it again ?!?
Think it was Paul Young as lead singer of "Streetband"
Or Rat In The Kitchen by UB40
or Under Pressure by Queen
Cheers
Nujja
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At 11:51 16th Jan 2012, Katy Mac wrote:And for the competitive element ..
GLITTERING PRIZE - SIMPLE MINDS
15 MINUTES - YEAH YOUS
BEAT THE CLOCK - SPARKS
STOP STOP STOP - THE HOLLIES
STOP YOUR SOBBING - THE PRETENDERS
SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES - PLATTERS/BRYAN FERRY
RECIPE FOR LOVE - HARRY CONNICK JNR
:^)
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At 11:53 16th Jan 2012, Dougal wrote:How about some Greg Wallace catch phrases..............................
When The Going Gets Tough - Billy Ocean
or
Time Is Running Out - Muse
Dougal x ...........................................................................................
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At 11:56 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:#70 Hi KatyMatey! Nice to see you.
#76 Why should mums of teenagers, regardless of whether or not they go to work, tidy up their rooms for them? I would think by the time their little darlings get to that age (or even earlier) they are quite capable of blimmin well tidying up their own rooms! That's part of the trouble though isn't it - kids of today expect to have everything done for them...
;o)
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At 12:02 16th Jan 2012, Irregular Blogger Andrew in Northumberland wrote:Hmmm... still slightly bemused at some of the frankly outmoded gender specifics being employed here.
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At 12:07 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:#86 Hear, Hear Deebee, except, my cherubs seem incapable of putting anything back. Every other month I have a fit and tidy their bedrooms for them with instructions that what they get out they put back (the adage, a place for everything and everything in it's place). It lasts appx. 1 day and then it all goes to pot.
I have threatened to let them live in it but then we have visitors and need to appropriate a room and in goes Mum to tidy up. Ha.
The latest battle ground is ironing. I do the ironing, the least they can do is to put their own clothes away. The number of times I wolk into their bedrooms to find the pile I have slaved away over for hours just dumped on the floor. Grrrrr.
Best leave it there as I can feel my stress levels rising, hehehe!
A.
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At 12:10 16th Jan 2012, WickedFairyFlo wrote:#86 Deebee... maybe my mum looked after us too well because she always made our beds too... we had to pull back the covers each morning, 'to let the beds' air and she would make them a bit later... that was in the days of sheets, blankets and eiderdowns, not the easy duvets we have these days... so easy for us to wash the covers and quick to make the beds too!
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At 12:12 16th Jan 2012, Just Plain Alice wrote:#88 I mean walk not wolk.
#87 I don't mean to be gender specific Andrew but the last I looked, I was of the female variety so can only call it as it is in our house. ;-)
A.
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At 12:17 16th Jan 2012, BradfordLass wrote:Very cold here in Bradford - and that's inside the office!!!!!
My suggestion on today's theme:
Procupine Pie - Neil Diamond
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At 12:18 16th Jan 2012, Harry the Snapper wrote:The kids today, eh?
This perfect world we've created is going to go to pot when it's handed over to them!
ROTFLMAO
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At 12:22 16th Jan 2012, Glenn of Devon wrote:Slightly off the topic of teenage bedrooms, but at least with the frosty mornings Simons fox poo should be easier to clear up (unless the poor old fox is still attached!)
Right, that's the tone suitably lowered, I'm off to lunch ...
GoD
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At 12:26 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:#89 My children have been stripping and re-making their own beds since they were old enough to have a reasonable stab at it. And they have also done all their own ironing (or not!) from the age when we considered they would be safe with an iron.
I have heard of one particular Mum who, in an effort to get her daughter to tidy her room, scooped all her clothes etc off the floor into black plastic bags and put them by the front door, saying they were going to be recycled... And another story was of a girl who was terrified of spiders, and when she was quite young her Mum told her that damp towels left lying on the floor would attract them like a magnet...
Apologies Andrew - it does seem a bit stereotypical. I'm sure Dad's get just as frustrated about their offsprings' mess!
~X~
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At 12:27 16th Jan 2012, lord gazza wrote:hi all
FOOD FOR THOUGHT-UB40
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At 12:29 16th Jan 2012, Deebee wrote:#94 Grrr - pesky apostrophes... please remove the surplus one from the word Dads. At least I got offsprings' right...
#93 LOL!
~X~
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At 12:31 16th Jan 2012, Jennie Wren wrote:I don't have children so don't have first hand experience of today's kids but when I lived at home and had my own room, (which wasn't till I was about 14) it's main purpose was for sleeping in!
We didn't have tv's in our bedroom, nor computers etc etc. We played outside or read a book outside or maybe in the sitting room if it was wet. We certainly were not allowed food upstairs. And in the winter, pre central heating, it was so cold up there you stayed down in the warm anyway!
Ah the good old days!.........................
JJ
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At 12:38 16th Jan 2012, Johno wrote:Here's a few Saw Doctors tracks that would fit the bill.
To win Just once
Sugertown
Chips
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At 12:40 16th Jan 2012, st7ckolas wrote:Beat it - Michael Jackson
When the going gets tough (it doesn't get any tougher than this) - Billy Ocean
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At 12:47 16th Jan 2012, st7ckolas wrote:Pulling Mussells From a Shell - Squeeze
FireStarter - Prodigy
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