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Simon Mayo|09:39 UK time, Thursday, 1 December 2011

Pinch punch etc. Having just endured a school run where there was a quite unnecessary outbreak of 'pinch-punch, first day of the month' I can declare it a very silly custom. Particularly if followed by 'a flick and a kick for being so quick. And then a 'punch in the tummy for being so funny' and then we all get arrested. Or given detention or something. Anyway we mark the beginning of December with the most excited Chris at breakfast and great to hear him play the 'Caro Emerald in Dutch' clip again. Only our own Matt Williams matches Chris for Yuletide excitement and I fear for their sanity as we progress towards the 25th. And ours. Be interested to know when bloggers like to hear the Christmas tunes start. Given that shops have been playing them since August, we become inoculated against their tunes and merriment. But on the radio? Now? Wait till the 24th? What say you?

Anyway our tunes today should be WINTER which by any measurement (apart from temperatures) must have started. NO Christmas tunes just yet, plenty of time for that, just WINTRY, DECEMBER 1ST type tunes. No references to Santa, tinsel or Jesus. Those are the rules. Santa, tinsel and Jesus will have their turn very shortly.

I have my first Christmas party this afternoon which is a children's books authors do. I will attend but feel a fraud. This is because the novel isn't out till March and everyone else there will be multi-million selling writers of renown. I will sneak in, eat a pie and shuffle out. Then beetle to radio 2 for the feast that Nigel will have prepared. It is Pork Belly tonight and again, something I would never order. But Nige will sprinkle it with cabbage or something and all will be wonderful.

Off to choose a frock. Have a sure-footed and level headed Thursday. See you after 5.

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