Can't Keep It In
Welcome to Thursday's top debate and ambling chat centre. And welcome to the new bloggers who have unveiled themselves recently; hope you stick around! (Just the one exclamation mark allowed per blog. I'm with Jools Holland on pointless ones. I'd get the moderator to limit usage at all times.)
Well I enjoyed yesterday's show - I haven't 'corpsed' properly on air for a while. There was a period when I did it all the time. For a few years while I was doing Breakfast on Radio 1 I worked with Jackie Brambles who was on earlies at the time and then stayed on for weather, travel and other duties. And we just set each other off. It might have been extreme tiredness-induced hysteria but I only needed to see her shoulders start to shake and that was it - I was gone. Matt may well be the new Jackie. He'll be thrilled. I knew the confession was funny but as soon as Matt started to go, it was all downhill from there.
Listen below to Simon 'corpsing' during Confessions:
Today's Nigel 'best of' series brings you a mighty chocolate mousse which is a tantalising prospect. No point in a disappointing chocolate mousse - if you are having the calories they need to be worth it. Hear Nige's choice after 6.
And for oldies today I think GENIUS should do it. Steve Jobs passing is not a shock of course but I can't think of anyone today who deserves the 'visionary' tag more than him. His ideas and products are everywhere and the World Wide Web was designed by Tim Berners-Lee on one of his NeXT computers while working at CERN. GENIUS it is then. Have a precise and clear-thinking Thursday, see you.
Well I enjoyed yesterday's show - I haven't 'corpsed' properly on air for a while. There was a period when I did it all the time. For a few years while I was doing Breakfast on Radio 1 I worked with Jackie Brambles who was on earlies at the time and then stayed on for weather, travel and other duties. And we just set each other off. It might have been extreme tiredness-induced hysteria but I only needed to see her shoulders start to shake and that was it - I was gone. Matt may well be the new Jackie. He'll be thrilled. I knew the confession was funny but as soon as Matt started to go, it was all downhill from there.
Listen below to Simon 'corpsing' during Confessions:
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Today's Nigel 'best of' series brings you a mighty chocolate mousse which is a tantalising prospect. No point in a disappointing chocolate mousse - if you are having the calories they need to be worth it. Hear Nige's choice after 6.
And for oldies today I think GENIUS should do it. Steve Jobs passing is not a shock of course but I can't think of anyone today who deserves the 'visionary' tag more than him. His ideas and products are everywhere and the World Wide Web was designed by Tim Berners-Lee on one of his NeXT computers while working at CERN. GENIUS it is then. Have a precise and clear-thinking Thursday, see you.

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At 08:58 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Nope, still cant think of anything!
MTF.xx
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At 09:01 6th Oct 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:Morning all
Only thing I can think of, so far:
EINSTEIN A GO GO - Landscape
Back later
Tortie x
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At 09:02 6th Oct 2011, William wrote:Twisted - Joni Mitchell
Willy the Shake
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At 09:02 6th Oct 2011, Deebee wrote:Good Morning Simon, Team and Blogpoppets
My (already tweeted) suggestions:
BETCHA BY GOLLY WOW by the Stylistics
EINSTEIN A GO-GO by Landscape
HOW DO YOU DO IT by Gerry and the Pacemakers
EMPIRE STATE OF MIND by Alicia Keys
BRILLIANT MIND by Elvis Costello
BLOW YOUR MIND by Jamiroquai
WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND by Noel Harrison
MAGIC MIND by Earth Wind and Fire
Must dash - I'm late...
Deebee ~X~
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At 09:02 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Good morning MTF and everyone
I can't think of anything other than a genius has a brilliant mind!
MIND GAMES ~ John Lennon
BRILLIANT DISGUISE ~ Bruce Springsteen
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At 09:03 6th Oct 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Good Morning Again -
Obvious Suggestions –
EINSTEIN A GO GO - Landscape
BRILLIANT MIND - Furniture
GENIUS OF LOVE – Tom Tom Club
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE - Thomas Dolby
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At 09:05 6th Oct 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:DIDN’T I BLOW YOUR MIND THIS TIME – Delfonics
AMAZED – Lonestar
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At 09:07 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:You may be right - Billy Joel.
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At 09:12 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Morning Lucies Mum and indeed everyone else too.
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At 09:14 6th Oct 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:SMARTY PANTS - First Choice
THE GIFT - INXS
WE CAN WORK IT OUT - Beatles
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At 09:15 6th Oct 2011, Jennie Wren wrote:Good morning all - blinks in the early (for me) morning light.
Much too early for any brainwaves re choons but good hunting for all who can think this early (is there a limit on the word early? as well as exclamation marks). off for tea to help thought processes.
God bless Steve Jobs.
Queen Jennie
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At 09:17 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:#9 Hi again MTF
I said good morning to you in my first post because when I looked at the blog you were the only person I saw but in the time it took to press send, another five or so messages had appeared at the same time!
A couple more
READ MY MIND ~ Killers
AMAZING ~ Aerosmith
SO AMAZING ~ Luther Vandross
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At 09:17 6th Oct 2011, Mandy wrote:Hi Simon and bloggers
What happened there...my post disappeared!
Still dont know what corpsing means? Awwww thanks for the Radio 1 memories such happy days.
My Iphone is adorning a black hairband today (well until it is tied up in my hair that is!) RIP Mr Apple!!
Now to get clever:
1. EINSTEIN A GO GO - Landscape
2. E=MC2 - Big Audio Dynamite
3. SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE - Thomas Dolby
4. BRILLIANT MIND - Furniture
5. MIND GAMES - John Lennon
6. NEW SENSATION - INXS
7. WE CAN WORK IT OUT - The Beatles
8. WORKING MY WAY BACK TO YOU - Detroit Spinners
9. IMAGINATION - Belouis Some
10. THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US - SPARKS
Back later for a mooch folks.
Have a nice geniotic day!
Mandy ;)
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At 09:22 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Off topic, but watching 'Lorraine' on ITV I can see Jodie Marsh complete with muscles and tattoos and amongst the clutter of tattoos on her upper arm I can see a hammer and a coat hanger .... I wonder why a girl would want a hammer and coat hanger tattooed on her arm....
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At 09:25 6th Oct 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:2+2 = 5 Radio Head
PARTICLE MAN - They Might Be Giants
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At 09:26 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:We can work it out - Beatles.
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At 09:29 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Not sure if this fits the theme....
MY MIND'S EYE ~ Small Faces
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At 09:30 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Confessions of a mind - Hollies.
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At 09:31 6th Oct 2011, Jilly wrote:Good morning Simon, team and lovely blogging folk
Methinks it is a difficult feem today after yesterday's abundance of suggestions.
But let's try these toons -
HE'S MISSTRA KNOW IT ALL - STEVIE WONDER
THE BEST - TINA TURNER
GENIUS - KINGS OF LEON
YOU'RE THE BEST THING - STYLE COUNCIL
and one that defo won't be played but fits perfectly ...
THERE AIN'T HALF BEEN SOME CLEVER B****** - IAN DURY AND THE BLOCKHEADS
Hope good days are had by all.
Jx
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At 09:33 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Mad Professor Blyth - The Holllies.
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At 09:33 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:Good Morning Simon, Driveteam and Constructors
:^D
And a big hello to my fellow blogpopsters. Great theme today. Twitter has been awash with suggestions or at least an hour ...
Not sure if these have made it to the screen yet but I'd like to hear:
I'M THE MAN - JOE JACKSON
MAN OF THE WORLD - FLEETWOOD MAC
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At 09:39 6th Oct 2011, Brandon wrote:Morning All,
'Book of Brilliant Minds' Simple Minds
Have a good day everybody
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At 09:39 6th Oct 2011, Just Plain Alice wrote:Morning All,
Missed confession yesterday. Going to Iplayer now so I can experience Noisy corpsing.
Nothing springs to mind for today's theme. Shall have a thunk.
Too early for three worder? Mine would be:-
Sloe Gin Made
Maybes Laters
A.
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At 09:41 6th Oct 2011, Brandon wrote:'Nobody Does It Better' Carly Simon
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At 09:45 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:If you could read my mind - Gordon Lightfoot.
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At 09:46 6th Oct 2011, Jilly wrote:Few more ..
WHIZZ KID - MOTT THE HOOPLE
THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND - DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
YOUNG GIFTED AND BLACK - BOB & MARCIA
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At 09:48 6th Oct 2011, Paul the man from Milton wrote:Mornin Simon, all the Team and Drivetimers everywhere!
I didn't buy in to the whole Apple thing, but do recognise the marketing genius behind the brand. As for tunes, try these:
A DESIGN FOR LIFE - MANIC STREET PREACHERS
WIRED FOR SOUND - CLIFF RICHARD
ONE VISION - QUEEN
All chosen to mark the effect Mr Job's compay has had on our lives.
Have fun all,
- Paul.
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At 09:49 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:#23 Alice - Me too. I've just listened to yesterday's Confession - about 38 minutes in.
:^D
I shall award just the ONE EXCLAMATION MARK !
And maybe THREE STARS for hilarity ★★★
What is clear, however, was that Matt was in full-throated mirth mode even before Simon started reading the story ..
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At 09:51 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:#27 Paul from Milton. Excellent choice 'Design For Life - Manics'
:^)
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At 09:51 6th Oct 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:Good morning everyone.
Nothing springs to mind for the theme except the Ian Dury song already mentioned.
Be back later when I've done a little work.
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At 09:52 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Maybe I'm amazed - Wings.
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At 09:54 6th Oct 2011, Just Plain Alice wrote:@28 - KatyMac, just listened and while I didn't find the confession particularly funny, listening to Matt and Simon did make me smile.
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At 09:59 6th Oct 2011, Simonward1964 wrote:Morning all! (There's my one exclamation mark)
Genius? Only one in the world and that's Him upstairs.
But a couple of tunes spring to mind, can I endorse Brandon's choice of Simple Minds "Book of Brilliant Minds" and my U2 tune of the day "Magnificent".
GB
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At 10:05 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Cant get it out of my head - ELO.
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At 10:07 6th Oct 2011, Brandon wrote:'No Doubt About It' Hot Chocolate
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At 10:08 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:P word of the day.....
PERSISTENCE!!!!
Quite prepared to be modded for that.
BTW, Welcome to our new GENIUS that has taken over former genius, Peta Wombles job. Still no name yet?
MTF.xx
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At 10:12 6th Oct 2011, Brandon wrote:#19 & #30 did think Ian Dury's Clever Trever also wouldnt get an airing
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At 10:14 6th Oct 2011, Just Plain Alice wrote:P word for the Day...
Phooey
A.
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At 10:16 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Muck spreading JPA ?
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At 10:16 6th Oct 2011, Jennie Wren wrote:Only song I can think of but don't know who sang it -
Little green apples. I think it was an American country-type singer.
So much for the thinking powers of tea! Must do better.
QJ
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Comment number 41.
At 10:16 6th Oct 2011, kasbahrocks wrote:Hello all,
How about:
'The impossible dream' by Luther vandross. The lyrics seem appropriate.
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At 10:23 6th Oct 2011, Alex Heney wrote:Morning All,
Bit late to the party today, but still some possibilities:
SO DAMN CLEVER - Plain White T's
WHATEVER'S CLEVER - Beverly Knight
OLD AND WISE - Alan Parson's Project
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OLD TO BE WISE - Judas Priest
EXPERT AT EVERYTHING - Don Williams
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At 10:25 6th Oct 2011, Jennie Wren wrote:#40 Little green apples - Roger Miller
QJ
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At 10:31 6th Oct 2011, boylovestodance wrote:Greetings all, hope the day is being good to you.. :-)
Bryan Adams *Only the strong survive*
BLTD
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At 10:37 6th Oct 2011, Suzieeeeeee the intermittent blogger wrote:Morning all,
DT team, bloggers, poppets and the tittering DT Dude.
I believe it was the Cyril Fletcher impressions that started the 'corpsing' orf - that, and boys being boys...a friend at school had the MOST infectious laugh - the source of her amusement did not matter, she cracked us up!
Choons I have suggested on Twooter, so won't clog up on here, suffice to say, I now know having heard 'Kissing with confidence' on Ken Bruce just now, that choon researchers must be plundering the gold that lies in our blog seams...keep it up folks
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At 10:39 6th Oct 2011, Our Zoe wrote:Good Morning All :)
Oh heck, I use far too many exclamation marks, it's like an illness with me, I must try and stop it.
RIP Steve Jobs, President Obama said that perhaps his greatest legacy was that most people would have first heard about his death on one of the devices he invented. I did. My 'fruity' device goes everywhere with me, and I suspect that is the same for millions of other people too. Not a bad legacy to leave behind, to have made something which is so useful to so many people.
I have to say that the first song that popped into my head was 'There ain't half been some clever barstewards' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads, but it's not really DT friendly :D
Oldie suggestions...
THE FOOL ON THE HILL - THE BEATLES (Because Paul McCartney wrote it about someone that everyone thinks is a fool, but who is actually very wise)
CLOUDBUSTING - KATE BUSH (She wrote it about the philosopher Wilhelm Reich and his son)
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD - TEARS FOR FEARS (Well the evil geniuses in Bond films do anyway!)
Oops I may have used an exclamation mark :-S I need to work on cutting down gradually, I think.
I missed doing an O word (Oops!) will ponder on a P word (ponder isn't it!) see, I just can't stop with the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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At 10:40 6th Oct 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:How about a song about a particular genius?
VINCENT by DON McLEAN
Now, exclamation marks! One of my regular customers, a well known author and journalist/editor, tells me that the exclamation mark is the sign of the amateur. Personally, I think that if it aids comprehension, why not use it?
My P-word (or two):
First one is paludification because it is a favourite of mine since my archaeology days, and I do think a long pandiculation gets the day off to a good start.
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At 10:41 6th Oct 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:#46 Good morning Zoe, feeling better?
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At 10:45 6th Oct 2011, Mr J wrote:Orba Squara - Perfect Timing (it's a very tentative Genius link but it's poignant)
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At 10:45 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:I would love to hear Vincent, Harry. Top toon.
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At 10:47 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:A couple more -
EYE [i] IN THE SKY - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT
i SAW THE LIGHT - TODD RUNGREN
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At 10:59 6th Oct 2011, Deebee wrote:Hi again - coffee break time. Some excellent suggestions today, the NYM is going to have his work cut out. I'd like to second Paul's Manics suggestion and Alex H's Alan Parsons, both of which I've heard on t'wireless recently (the latter on DT on Simon's birthday)
Daughter's gone back to Uni today, against our better judgement - would have preferred her to stay until at least the weekend. But she says she's getting better, and she certainly looks it. So I'm thinking (hoping) that maybe it isn't glandular fever after all. I just hope she's sensible about allowing herself enough time to recover. But you can't tell the young, can you...
My P word is Posh
I might just have to borrow some headphones and listen to the confession at lunchtime - better make sure I eat first though or it could all go horribly wrong...
~X~
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At 10:59 6th Oct 2011, boylovestodance wrote:Something to get your toe's tapping......
Maxine Brown *One in a million*
top tune
BLTD
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At 11:06 6th Oct 2011, boylovestodance wrote:Oops sorry forgot to say......
My P word= Positivity
Laters
BLTD
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At 11:08 6th Oct 2011, Jennie Wren wrote:Julia40 - just read back over last nights late blog #275. I live in the south of the county, not a million miles away from the town with the longest (and most boring) pier in the world.
Not that I am an Essex girl born and bred. I have moved steadily eastwards from being born in Henley-on-Thames. I'll end up in Belgium if I'm not careful.
QJ
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At 11:10 6th Oct 2011, Jennie Wren wrote:Forgot 'p' word - pootle as in "pootle round the garden doing some gentle weeding"
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At 11:12 6th Oct 2011, The Cutbush Crew wrote:Hi all,
Three of us working in the same Dept of a company based in Reading have decided to pool our collective efforts and place them under this username. We will return with some tunes for consideration.
Cheers folks :o)
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At 11:16 6th Oct 2011, loveoneanother wrote:EINSTEIN by Gabriella Cilmi
GENIUS OF LOVE by Tom Tom Club
IF YOU'RE SO SMART, HOW COME YOU AIN'T RICH? by Louis Jordan
MAN SMART, WOMAN SMARTER by Robert Palmer
OOH LA LA by Wise Guys
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At 11:17 6th Oct 2011, Dougal wrote:Morning all...............bit chilly and windy here............busy day today.............so not much time to blog............ ;o(
Can only think of one tune today....................but it is by one of my favourite artist......
Clever Trevor - Ian Dury and The Blockheads
3 word Thursday
HAIR WIND NOOOOOOOO !
Have a good day everyone...............try and refrain from using too many punctuation marks!
Dougal x
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At 11:18 6th Oct 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:#52 Deebee, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Lionel Jefferies comes to mind again:
"Port out, starboard home,
Posh with a capital P, O, S, H, posh"
:-D
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At 11:30 6th Oct 2011, PhilMewis wrote:Morning,
Brilliant mind - Furniture
Didn't I blow your mind this time - The Delfonics
Thank u - Alanis Morissette
Best of you - Foo Fighters
That's Entertainment - The Jam
Perfect - Fairground attraction
Don't let me be misunderstood - Nina Simone
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At 11:30 6th Oct 2011, Dougal wrote:Going to be slightly cheeky and add two more tune requests before I return to the other 'stuff'.........................
Expert at Everything - Don Williams
Expert Rites - Elvis Costello
Oh....make that three............
Working Class Hero - John Lennon
Really going now..........................................
Dougal x
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At 11:40 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Leonard Cohen......
Everybody knows.
I'm your man.
Or One of us cannot be wrong.
MTF.xx
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At 11:49 6th Oct 2011, Vildeen wrote:Good morning all, a bit late as per sual on a Thursday on account of classes.
Like to add my votes to
HE'S MISSTRA KNOW IT ALL - STEVIE WONDER
&
DIDNT I BLOW YOUR MIND THIS TIME - DELFONICS
& add
I KNOW - BOB MARLEY
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT - MANFED MANNS EARTH BAND
Enjoy the day
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At 11:57 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:The younger [and fuller] Steve Jobs always reminded me of Greg Lake. So I'm going to request:
THE SAGE - EMERSON LAKE & PALMER
I was going to ask for King Crimson's EPITAPH but probably a tad too long ..
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At 12:00 6th Oct 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:Good Morning Each!
Genius?
'Paul' by Rita Pavone
'There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bast***s' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
'Brightest Star' by The Kaiser Chiefs
'A Free Thinker' by Laura Nyro
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At 12:01 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:50th POST SCARF FOR MTF
:^)
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At 12:02 6th Oct 2011, Our Zoe wrote:#48 Thanks Harry, I'm feeling much better today & off to have my hair done in an hour :)
I thought of another oldie suggestion, because the record label this song was released on was Apple, and it kind of fits the theme...
IMAGINE - JOHN LENNON
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At 12:03 6th Oct 2011, Vildeen wrote:Further thoughts
ROCK ME AMEDEUS - FALCO
ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN - CHUCK BERRY or ELO
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At 12:06 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:My 'P' word is Potentiometer, a word I had often typed during my years working on a nuclear power station and I've no idea why, but I have liked it ever since!
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At 12:07 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:#68 Zoe... pleased that you're feeling much better today!
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At 12:08 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:INTO THE VALLEY - SKIDS
COMPUTER LOVE - KRAFTWERK
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At 12:15 6th Oct 2011, Jennie Wren wrote:Glad you are feeling better Zoe.
I'm off out too - going to lunch with a friend while our husbands battle it out on the golf course. All sounds very grand but I can assure you it's not!
I might need some of those stretchy strap things to hold my crown on, as it's very blowy out there and I don't want to lose it.
See you later.
Queen for one more day.
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At 12:17 6th Oct 2011, lord gazza wrote:einstine a go go-landscape
e=mc2-big audio dynamite
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At 12:18 6th Oct 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:'Master Of The Universe' by Hawkwind (Quite long)
'Smarter Than You' by The Undertones (Quite short)
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At 12:20 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Its feeling like a soup day so...
A bowl of lobster bisque with a crunched up packet of tomato ketchup crisps thrown in for good measure.
Decadent or what?
MTF.xx
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At 12:21 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:.....and comes in at under 250 cals!
MTF.xx
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At 12:35 6th Oct 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:Just thinking, maybe my P-word should have been:
Pedant or, perhaps, Pendant ;-)
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At 12:35 6th Oct 2011, lord gazza wrote:star treking-the firm(you can not change the laws of physics)
wired for sound-cliff richard
computer love-kraftwerk
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At 12:43 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:A couple more tunes
COMPUTER LOVE ~ Kraftwerk (part of this song is in 'Talk' by Coldplay)
PUSH A LITTLE BUTTON ~ The BBC licence fee song (Tony Hatch?)
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At 12:44 6th Oct 2011, Malcolm Yeates wrote:Hi Simon & Blogsters,
Great suggestions so far! But, how about this, from the Weird Science Soundtrack...
WEIRD SCIENCE - OINGO BOINGO
If anyone can create Kelly Le Brook from an 80s computer - that's got to be genius!!
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At 12:53 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Has anyone seen these song lyrics before, based on 'American Pie'
It may be too long for the blog.... but let's try it!
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how those programs
Used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make those users dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
November breezes made me shiver
With every upload I'd deliver
Bad news on the desktop
I couldn't make the text stop.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about our faltered pride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Two-E died.
So, bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank Mountain Dew and sighed,
Typin' "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
Do you know your Apple's core?
Do you have faith in Woz's lore
If the Red Book tells you so?
Do you believe in ROR and ROL
Can BASIC save your mortal soul
And can you tell me why Pascal runs so slow?
Well, I know you love that Lisa hack
'Cause I saw you mousin' in the back
Well, MacWrite was big news
But AppleWorks got great reviews, oooh
I was a twenty-something computer fan
With a loaned assembler and some program plans
But I knew I'd be just an "also-ran"
The day the Two-E died.
I started singin'
Bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank Cola Jolt and sighed,
Typin' "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
Now for twelve years we've been on our own
The software comes on my telephone
But that's not how it used to be
When ol' Steve Jobs planned a brand new box
With designs he borrowed from Xerox
And the cash, well it came from you and me
Oh, and while our Woz was looking down
Steve Jobs stole his designer's crown
The III plan was adjourned
No money was returned
And while Wagner wrote "Assembly Lines"
We liked our BASIC programs fine
And most thought ProDOS was divine
The day the Two-E died.
We were singin'
Bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank Dr. Pepper and sighed,
Typin' "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
HUFFIN, PUFFIN, move files with MUFFIN
Single drive, lots of disks I'm stuffin'
Eight piles high, and fadin' fast...
With Macs out landing in the grass
The Pirates tried for a forward pass
Moving Two-E to the sidelines, in a cast
Now, the IIc Fair was sweet perfume
And "Forever!" was our marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the Mac-heads tried to take the field
Our Apple II's refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the Two-E died?
We started singin'
Bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank Diet Pepsi and sighed,
Typin' "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
And there we were all in one place
An online conference lost in space
With no bucks left to start again
So come on, Tom be nimble, Tom be quick
Uncle-DOS made all our Apples tick
'Cause Merlin is the hacker's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No one that I could tell
Could break that Sculley's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Sculley laughing with delight
The day the Two-E died
He was singin'
Bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank lemon tea and sighed,
Typin' "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
I met a girl who sang of Blues
And I asked her for some Apple news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went to the computer store
Where I'd seen the Apple years before
But the man there said the Two-E couldn't play
And in the schools the children screamed
The teachers cried and the hackers dreamed
But not a file was open
The disk drives all were broken
And the news mags that I'd liked the most
Softalk, inCider -- were all toast
They'd grabbed the last train for the coast
The day the Two-E died
And they were singin'
Bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank Snapple soda and cried,
Saying, "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
They were singin'
Bye, bye to my Apple II pie
Hooked my RamFAST to the SCSI
But the SCSI was fried
And hackin' boys drank Snapple soda and cried,
Saying, "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
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At 12:54 6th Oct 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:Well that surprised me as the other day I tried posting a message and some of it was cut off!
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At 12:55 6th Oct 2011, Jackie wrote:I like #24's suggestion -- Carly Simon, Nobody Does It Better. Perfect!
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At 13:01 6th Oct 2011, The-MEGA-New-Bingo-Star wrote:Greetings Of Nice Ter The Mayo & ALL Blog Operatives...
Bingo Star 'ere...
THREE WORD THURSDEE:
"Goot severe wind!!!!!"
Tatty bye!
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At 13:15 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Take it easy out there Bingo.
MTF.xx
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At 13:22 6th Oct 2011, Lady_Stormrider wrote:#60 Harry - I believe that originated from the time when the white rulers from the East India Company were sent from England to India. The instruction was for the cabin placements so they didn't get the fierce sun going there or coming back.
#64 Vilden - Yes! Blinded by the light was my ARFO suggestion & I totally agree.
If no one has suggested it how about:
TOGETHER IN ELECTRIC DREAMS - PHIL OAKEY & GEORGIO MORODER.
Just watching the horizontal rain in Horsforth.
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At 13:27 6th Oct 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:#87 Lady_s, I meant to comment on your post from this morning (from yesterday’s blog):
“Just ridden my 14 miles in to work - very cold in West Yorkshire”
............ I had this image of you on a white horse for some reason. LOL
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At 13:30 6th Oct 2011, Deebee wrote:#60 Haha! Yes, Harry that's me - and the nautical reference is relevant as well.
#68 Glad you're feeling better, Zoe. And a visit to the hairdressers will make all the difference too, I'm sure.
#74 and #79 Hi blackberry bob. You look strangely familiar... ;o)
#85 TMI, Bingo... nice to see you over here though.
Just listened to yesterday's confession. I did eat my lunch first, and it was just as well. Also just as well nobody else was in the office.
~X~
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At 13:31 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:Hi and welcome to the blog "blackberry bob"
;^)
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At 13:33 6th Oct 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:A few more tunes have occurred to me...
'You're The Inspiration' by Chicago
'Leader Of The Pack' by The Shangri-La's.
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At 13:35 6th Oct 2011, Katy Mac wrote:I keep thinking of rather inappropriate puns for todays' theme -
Y'know - the type that circulate via text messaging before the poor bloke's been laid to rest ...
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At 13:37 6th Oct 2011, Alan D wrote:Afternoon everyone. I'm late today so just catching up on the posts so far.
Glad you're feeling better Zoe. And glad your daughter is feeling better too Deebee.
Simon, I know you're right -but I'm with Zoe - I do like my !!!!! so I will have to try harder. (I put two at the end of that sentance and erased them - so I really am trying.)
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At 13:40 6th Oct 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:What is this in the news regarding cut backs at the Beeb. Radio 2 spending less on their headline presenters? Does this mean wage cuts, or cuts in the range of services offerred by those presenters shows? No more shows in a field for Evans? No more Pop Master with K.B.? And should I be reading between the lines of this blog, what with the departure of Peta, and all?
Worried, a bit, of Sheffield.
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At 13:43 6th Oct 2011, John B Good wrote:Late again. And late again.
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE - EMF
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At 13:44 6th Oct 2011, Deebee wrote:#94 This gives a bit more detail https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15186116 I'm comforted by the 'Daytime programmes safeguarded' bit...
~X~
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At 13:45 6th Oct 2011, Alan D wrote:Struggling a bit with this - so many good ones already.
KEEP THE CUSTOMER SATISFIED - Paul Simon
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At 13:58 6th Oct 2011, Queen_Autumn wrote:Test
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At 13:59 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Thanks for the scarf Katymaty.
Going to need it today, its chilly out there.
MTF.xx
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At 14:00 6th Oct 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Hat would go nicely to?
Hee hee.
MTF.xx
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