Stephen's nose wins the day
Et bien bonjour tout le monde. Yesterday's outburst of French sur le blog (dans le blog?) was quite uncalled for and merely highlighted the superiority if our native tongue in tackling les-termes-technologiques n'est pas? However if we are all to have aristo-names then I'd like to be The Duke Of Ammo or Lord Ammo of Tea-time. I know that's not how it's done but that's how it should be.
So it's Royal Wedding -eve and I know some of you are loving it and others, well, less so (and wanting to be French). Seeing London decked out in Union flags for mile after mile really does make it feel like something from another century but it looks stunning. For what it's worth, I go with the the theory of Stephen's Nose. Stephen Fry has been asked why he doesn't get his nose fixed. He has the money after all. He says that he's afraid that he would get it fixed and still be ugly. So he applies that to the monarchy:we could get rid of them but then find we are still the same country with the same problems and issues. So let's make the most of what we have and enjoy the day. That's not the most ringing endorsement of the monarchy but it works for me. Party on!
So Nigel delivers Coronation Chicken today which I have only had as a sandwich filling but will be spectacular a la Nige. And the oldies are STREET PARTY TUNES please. Not sure about bunting and trestle tables in hit songs but STREETS and PARTIES certainly do, so deposit your thoughts in our box below.
Have a straightforward and reassuringly decent Thursday, see you after 5.

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At 09:26 28th Apr 2011, Julia43 wrote:Good Morning/Bon Matin
STREETLIFE by Randy Crawford
Have a good day.x
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At 09:30 28th Apr 2011, Julia43 wrote:Or hows about:
DOWN ON THE STREET by Shakatak
COME ON OVER TO MY PLACE by The Drifters
A cheeky one:
I PREDICT A RIOT by the Kaiser Chiefs...
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At 09:30 28th Apr 2011, Our Zoe wrote:DANCING IN THE STREET - DAVID BOWIE & MICK JAGGER or MARTHA REEVES (in order of preference!)
Good Morning All btw :)
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At 09:32 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:Good Morning again - Super Show last night Simon
Suggest -
DANCING IN THE STREET - Martha & The Vandellas/Mick Jagger & David Bowie
STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA – Bruce
STREET LIFE – Roxy Music
STREET LIFE – Crusaders
STREETS OF LONDON – Ralph McTell
STREET FIGHTING MAN – Rolling Stones
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At 09:33 28th Apr 2011, Magicaddict wrote:*Bounces slightly at first mention yesterday*
Martha & The Vandellas - Dancing In The Streets
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At 09:34 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:Morning Lord Ammo, team, NYM and les bloggeurs,
IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO - Lesley Gore
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At 09:35 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:Morning again folks - great blog Lord Ammo - tres bien merci pour votre interest in our little ways ("petit rues"?)
DANCING IN THE STREET - by either Mick and Dave or Martha and the Vs is the obvious choice... maybe too obvious?
So let's go for
PENNY LANE - The Beatles. It is as British as a Union Jack, waved valiantly in the sun on any given Friday...
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At 09:38 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:BEAUTIFUL NOISE - Neil Diamond
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At 09:39 28th Apr 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:Bonjour!
Thank you for the mention last night, Simon!
At the moment I can't think of anything original, but as I love the toon, I'll second Julia39's
STREET LIFE by Randy Crawford
Off to find the thinking cap (or should that be fascinator?)
Back later
Tortie x
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At 09:40 28th Apr 2011, Brandon wrote:Morning All,
'Celebration' Kool and The Gang
Hope everybody has a good day
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At 09:42 28th Apr 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:I forgot to say, I like the moniker 'Lord Ammo of Tea-time', Sir Duke of Ammo sounds too aggressive! But shouldn't it be 'Lord Ammo of Drivetime'?
Tortie x
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At 09:43 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:#2 - Julia - love your "cheeky" one!
FRIDAY STREET - Paul Weller
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At 09:46 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:COME AS YOU ARE - Nirvana
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At 09:46 28th Apr 2011, Magicaddict wrote:Kid Rock - Lonely Road of Faith
Green Day - Boulevard of...actually, no, I'm not anti...
Leddra Chapman - Summer Song
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama Out
Secret Garden - Celebration (Unlikely, but hey...)
Tom Jones & The Stereophonics (Or Three Dog Night) - Mama Told Me Not To Come
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At 09:47 28th Apr 2011, Brandon wrote:'Where The Streets Have No Name' U2
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At 09:48 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:With a little more thought, how about....(one of the only songs by this band I can stomach):
LOVE STREET - The Doors
and, because we're worth it (and it is unfeasibly splendid):
IN FRANCE THEY KISS ON MAIN STREET - Joni Michell
("Amour, Mama, not cheap display....")
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At 09:50 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:COME TOGETHER - Beatles
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT - Kinks
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At 09:50 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:RED, WHITE AND BLUE - Robert Plant
RAIN ON YOUR PARADE (?!) - Duffy
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At 09:51 28th Apr 2011, Our Zoe wrote:Duke of Ammo, please play...
(LET'S HAVE A) PARTY - ELVIS PRESLEY
I've tried 3 times to post this, so hope it's 3rd time lucky...
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At 09:51 28th Apr 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:#7 A great blog? Oh Dear!!!! Simon (and B&B), I’m gobsmacked at this argument! Are you really arguing against constitutional change because Stephen Fry’s personal insecurities and inadequacies don't permit him to believe things could be better? Is this it: let’s not try to be the best we can, we might fail. Are we really supposed to be happy with mediocrity just because we might not reach the very top?
Mon Dieu! Je suis Francais!!!
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At 09:52 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:One for everybody here (and I know this would sound good on Radio 2 around 5.20pm!):
ALL TOMORROW'S PARTIES - The Velvet Underground (could there be a more appropriate song..."what costume will the poor girl wear"?)
or...
DOWNTOWN - Petula Clarke
PARTY FEARS 2 - The Associates (somewhere in the top ten greatest singles ever? Top twenty?)
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At 09:53 28th Apr 2011, Katy Mac wrote:Ha! Excellent blog Duke Ammo of Infinite Dudedom
STREET OF DREAMS - RAINBOW
STREETS OF LONDON - RALPH MCTELL [I stole a kiss from him once - in The Half Moon at Putney]
DANCING IN THE STREET - MARTHA AND HER VANDELLAS
PARTY FEARS TWO - ASSOCIATES
PARTY PARTY - ELVIS COSTELLO
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At 09:54 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:TUBTHUMPING - Chumbawamba
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At 09:56 28th Apr 2011, Our Zoe wrote:CELEBRATION - KOOL AND THE GANG
I agree with The Duke of Ammo on the monarchy issue btw, a presidential system would be no cheaper, and we would need a massive overhaul of our voting/government systems.
We tried republicanism in the 17th century, to not much success it has to be said. I'm not fervent royalist, but the other way isn't necessarily the best way either :/
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At 09:57 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:#20 - Ah! Bonjour 'Arry, le Revolutionaire... I was referring more to the first half of Noisy's blog really Harry, and his implied chuckle at our multilingual wanderings. Be stressed not by the means by which we elect or do not elect our leaders.... it makes me think of this little scene from a film I am sure you know:
DENNIS: Listen - strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
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At 09:57 28th Apr 2011, Julia43 wrote:#9 Tortie, Always happy to share. In our family fascinators are called exciters. Mr 39 (38 actually) forgot their real name in a drunken moment at a wedding and called them that.
#12 Billie, Thought that might appeal to a minx like you ;-)
Stayed up late last night making the Big Girl a fancy dress outfit for her school street party today. Was very proud of the newspaper outfit I had made complete with royal wedding headline on her chest and the West Ham/Chelsea result the wrong way round on the back. When Big Girl saw it this morning she put on a plastic tiara and threw a strop worthy of a princess. She has gone to school wearing one of her princess dressing up outfits. Argh!
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At 09:59 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:John - Another opportunity for GT&T ?
How about a bit of WAH?
GREATEST DAY - Take That
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At 10:00 28th Apr 2011, Just Plain Alice wrote:Hello again,
Party like it's 1999 - Prince
Surely that covers it the theme nicely!
Maybes Laters
A.
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At 10:00 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:NEIGHBOURS - Rolling Stones
(no, not the theme from the TV show...)
By the way, thanks for the double-menshes yesterday, Lord Ammo of Dudish-Drivetime. Is that the Crouch End Dudish-Drivetimes?
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At 10:01 28th Apr 2011, Alex Heney wrote:Morning All,
PARTY ALL THE TIME - Black Eyed Peas
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At 10:02 28th Apr 2011, Deebee wrote:Bonjour tout le monde!
Without reading back (so may be some duplicates) how about:
DANCING IN THE STREET by Martha Reeves
OUR HOUSE by Madness
STREET LIFE by Randy Crawford
ALL NIGHT LONG by Lionel Ritchie
There's another song that I'm trying to think of, and it's really bugging me that I can't get to it. I'll stop trying, and it'll come to me I'm sure.
Deebee ~X~
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At 10:03 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:#27 They'll all be going through the back gardens robbing our houses while we're stuffing our faces with sausage rolls.
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At 10:03 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:#20 - Purely for Harry, I'd like to suggest
REBEL REBEL - David Bowie
:)
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At 10:05 28th Apr 2011, Deebee wrote:Got it! - how about:
DANCING IN THE CITY by Marshall Hain
Or:
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT by Toploader
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT by Thin Lizzy
~x~
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At 10:05 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:#32 John - Don't know that one
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At 10:07 28th Apr 2011, Katy Mac wrote:FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS - BILLY COTTON & HIS BAND
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At 10:08 28th Apr 2011, Our Zoe wrote:HOUSE PARTY - FRED WESLEY
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At 10:08 28th Apr 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:Good morning Lord Ammo, Team and gorgeous blog poppets!
Lady Ethel Petal Dewsbury here.
Loved reading yesterdays blog - laughed out loud alot.
Katy - sorry to hear about the further delay. So frustrating for you.
I spent yesterday cleaning houses and berating estate agents. All getting a bit too stressful.
Little cousin poppets arrive tonight as their boarding school decided to close for the wedding. It will be nice to see them.
No suggestions from me - being on holiday has caused my mind to go blank.
Laters
A-G
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At 10:09 28th Apr 2011, Billie on the Blog wrote:After yesterday's success with Red Feathers -
COME TO MY PARTY - Keith Harris & Orville !
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At 10:10 28th Apr 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:STREETS OF LONDON ~ Ralph McTell
DANCING IN THE STREET ~ Martha & The Vandellas
STREET LIFE ~ Crusaders
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At 10:11 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:#34 - Deebee... to almost complete your full house -
DANCING IN THE DARK - Spruce Bringsteam
(pretty un-decided over Bruce, but love this song deeply)
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At 10:11 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:#35 Billie - you could try it out on your keyboard tonight?
Was released as a B-side on "Put those trestle tables up without crushing your fingers and how can we stop the paper table cloths blowing away"
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At 10:14 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:Morning all....
Most enjoyable blog yesterday and interesting to hear on 'the show' that old words like FAB are back in fashion - well, like, that's just cushti!
#8 - misread that the first time and thought it said BEAUTIFUL NOSE - see Simon's reference to Stephen Fry!
#25 - a very excellent film - one of my all time faves. So many good scenes, like, "it's only a flesh wound!"
Coming to the matter of a snog, I can't think of much better than already have been suggested, but I'll cogitate on it - but COME TOGETHER (The Beatles) in my mind is pick of the bunch and a damn fine song.
"She turned me into a newt......" (sorry, couldn't resist that one!)
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At 10:18 28th Apr 2011, WickedFairyFlo wrote:A few more tunes.....
GET THIS PARTY STARTED ~ Pink
MAIN STREET ~ Bob Seger
WHERE'S THE PARTY? ~ Eddie Money
59th STREET BRIDGE SONG ~ Simon & Garfunkel
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At 10:27 28th Apr 2011, Alex Heney wrote:THESE STREETS - Paolo Nutini
MY PARTY - Kings of Leon (Seems extra appropriate given the group name)
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At 10:28 28th Apr 2011, Our Zoe wrote:GOING TO A GO-GO - THE MIRACLES
The twins were supposed to wear red, white and blue clothes for a Royal Wedding street party at their school. But in the end only twin two managed it because twin one has got 'issues' with certain colours of clothing at the moment!!
I found the language feature on last night's show interesting too. The word 'Amazeballs' seems to be in fashion with the yoof these days, but I can't bring myself to use it, think I'm too old to be hip!! :D
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At 10:29 28th Apr 2011, Katy Mac wrote:Ken now playing The Pierces - Glorious. I mention this because I have been listening to a lot of their music and am smitted. Vocal harmonies second to none. Fab music.
I say this now because the track will be played to death on R2 ...
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At 10:29 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:#43 EthicsMan...cutting and pasting another favourite bit....
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `ni'
at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing
is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under
considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade - I am a shrubber. My name
is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
BEDEMIR: Ni!
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At 10:31 28th Apr 2011, Alex_Girl wrote:#43. A snog, Ethics Man? At this hour of the morning??
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At 10:36 28th Apr 2011, Just Plain Alice wrote:Nowt wrong with a snog, whatever time of day ;-)
A.
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At 10:40 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:#48 - Cut and paste......?! I'm doing all from memory.
"I'm not dead!" etc
#49 - I'm an early riser!
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At 10:42 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:#51...okay then..."Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
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At 10:45 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:I know what I'll be doing later....
...And before anyone get's any strange ideas, I mean watching Monty Python & The Holy Grail.
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
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At 10:48 28th Apr 2011, Bear Texted Brian wrote:#53 - it's beautifully written eh? "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries..."
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At 10:52 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:"Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch".....
"... and it shall blow him into tiny bits."
Totally excellent film!
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At 10:59 28th Apr 2011, Alex Heney wrote:WHERE'S THE PARTY - Madonna
SWING STREET - Christopher Cross
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At 11:03 28th Apr 2011, Alex Heney wrote:CIRQUE DANS LA RUE - Plain White T's
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At 11:07 28th Apr 2011, TwistyBass wrote:HAVING A PARTY BY SAM COOKE
BTW thanks Simon for having RON SEXSMITH on the show yesterday he was great!
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At 11:08 28th Apr 2011, Alex Heney wrote:THE BUNTING SONG - THe Good, The Bad & The Queen
CRUMBS FROM YOUR TABLE - U2
TIME TABLE - Genesis
TABLE DANCE - Bobby Valentino
YOU TURNED THE TABLES ON ME - Billie Holliday
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At 11:08 28th Apr 2011, Deebee wrote:Sounds like the party's already started in some areas!
Alex - I feel for you re the estate agents. Isn't buying/selling houses supposed to be one of life's most stressful activities, along with bereavement and divorce? I really hope you get everything sorted soon. Have a great time with the poppets.
B&B #41 - thanks for that. Not a big fan of the man myself either, but that's one of his better attempts :o)
Billie #39 I'll trump your Keith Harris with Russ Abbot singing I LOVE A PARTY WITH A HAPPY ATMOSPHERE. Anyone seen that HOIB?
KatyMatey #47 - I'll definitely give them a listen. I love anything with good harmonies.
Alice - hear, hear! And well done for the 50th post - I think that deserves a fascinator...
~x~
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At 11:22 28th Apr 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:Good Morning Each!
The Duke of Ammo? Dame Fumet - hook!
Lord Ammo of Tea-time? Admiral Mofette Moo!
Songs...
'Road Block' by Janis Joplin
'Road Block' by The Skatalites
'You Can All Join In' by Traffic
'We've Got To Get Ourselves Together' by Santana
'Pass Around The Grog' by Fishermen's Friends
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At 11:26 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:ok - back to the snogs......
What about the classic street party song WE'LL MEET AGAIN by Dame Vera Lynn...?
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At 11:30 28th Apr 2011, Molly Coddle wrote:Morning Lord Ammo of Teatime, Team, NNYM, and bloggeurs extraordinaires!
Wonderful programme last night, Ron Sexsmith's new song 'Down The Line' is one of the few new songs that I never tire of. Can't believe the man is 47, he looks as though he's just left school!
I am glad you enjoyed the blog yesterday, Simon. I am sure that the reason why the blog works so well is that it is most definitely a two way thing between Your Lordship and us, The Great Unwashed!
Vive la Blog!! (not sure if the blog is masculine or feminine.... a bit of both methinks!)
My choices for today's theme, if I'm not to late already, are:
DANCING IN THE STREET by NEIL DIAMOND
STREET BOOGIE by ELTON JOHN
TIME TO PARTY by CRAIG DAVID
And I hope all those having Street parties have a truly marvellous time, with lots of ham sandwiches, hard boiled eggs and lashings of ginger beer!
Madchick x
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At 11:35 28th Apr 2011, Just Plain Alice wrote:How's about
(You gotta) fight for the right (to party) - The Beastie Boys
Err...maybes not!
A.
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At 11:36 28th Apr 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:I'bve been rfooting about in the cupboards, and guess what I found. Now, who wants it. I suggest it should be shared between Billie and Deebs. I mean, ladies....
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At 11:36 28th Apr 2011, Molly Coddle wrote:#63 I meant 'Get In Line', I obviously was thinking of the Gerry Rafferty song! it's my age you know!
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At 11:37 28th Apr 2011, Ken wrote:Morning all
Have a long weekend with no on-call mobile so planning to have a nice snooze tomorrow. With no debit card (thanks Sony!) I guess staying in and snoozing will be all I can do for the next 7-10 days (didn't financial institutions used to keep replacement cards in branches in the old days?).
Bowie and Jagger would go down quite well. Haven't heard that in ages.
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At 11:38 28th Apr 2011, Southern-Softy wrote:Morning Simon, Morning Everyone,
Loved the blog yesterday - trying to think of a good name for myself...
A good party tune might be 'We're Having A Party' - The Osmonds.
Have good days and enjoy whatever you do tomorrow.
Softy
xx
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At 11:39 28th Apr 2011, Whatever Next wrote:Simon
Surely it should be
LORD AMMO of Petite Four - or is that Petite 5-7?
As for the tunes
PINK - Get this Party Started
Nigel
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At 11:43 28th Apr 2011, Ken wrote:Missed Tuesday's show but heard the homework answer from the day before (why do athletes go anticlockwise?), and was a bit puzzled by it
If the left-to-right reading of a book is the reason, wouldn't the athletes going clockwise (and moving right to left across the field of vision) give the closest, most aesthetically aproximation to print moving across the field of vision when reading a book?
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At 11:43 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:A late bit of inspiratino ...for all those jam butties being left on the tables to wilt in the sun*/ go soggy in the rain*
JAMMIN' - Bob Marley (but reggae never gets played on R2)
JELLY BREAD - Booker T and the MGs
*delete as appropriate
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At 11:46 28th Apr 2011, Ken wrote:Missed Tuesday's show but heard the homework answer from the day before (why do athletes go anticlockwise?), and was a bit puzzled by it
If the left-to-right reading of a book is the reason, wouldn't the athletes going clockwise (and moving right to left across the field of vision) give the closest, most aesthetically pleasing approximation to print moving across the field of vision when reading a book?
Or am I barking up the wrong tree? :-)
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At 11:47 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:or maybe for the posher street parties.....
GUAVA JELLY - Johnny Nash
Crayfish and avocado sandwich, anyone?
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At 11:52 28th Apr 2011, Ken wrote:Curses, apologies for duplicate post, I thought it hadn't appeared.
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At 11:52 28th Apr 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:#70.Ken. Hmm, interesting perspective. I can certainly see your point, but surely that effect is only gendered by the eyes themselves moving across the page from left to right. You have made me think, though, and you may possibly be able to hear the crunch of the cogs.
I remember hearing of a people, possibly African, but I can't be sure, who saw the past as something laid out before them whereas the future was behind. This due to the fact that you can plainly 'see' the past, therefore it is in your natural line of vision, but the future is unseen. Seems to make sense.
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At 12:01 28th Apr 2011, Paul of Sheffield wrote:#75, reminds me of an old joke. Punch line...My big 'en's gone...
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At 12:03 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:#75 - now that's getting a bit deep, like.
I would say that one doesn't as much 'see' the past as remember it, which is perhaps why we have eyes in the front of our heads so we can look to the future, and not fall over ;-)
(Is the current poularity of the use of the word 'like' anything to do with the common link to a particular social community website?)
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At 12:11 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:#75 Paul - I read a novel last year based on the beliefs of an African tribe, who believe that when you die your life is not actually ended until the last person is gone who you met or influenced during your time on earth. Which, if you think about it, is kind of true. Until that happens, your "life" continues but in a different place, before your soul finally moves on.
Don't want to lead the blog off into existential areas today, as it's not the right day. Just wanted to share while I remember. I'm sure you agree it adds a powerful dimension to what we actually do with our time here, and how we interact with others.
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At 12:14 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:#77 poularity - darn it, I'm missing a pee!
#78 would this mean that famous people that might have influenced many people mean that their lives never end?
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Comment number 80.
At 12:14 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:On to more mundane matters....
When previewing, does anybody else keep getting the pink box? (No, that's not a euphemism!)
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Comment number 81.
At 12:15 28th Apr 2011, Alison from Eastleigh wrote:Afternoon all
Another interesting day on here I see ..
May I jump in with JUST WANT TO DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY by The Mavericks - they were the headline act on Millennium night in Edinburgh, and we did ..
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Comment number 82.
At 12:18 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:#79 Ethics - I think the assumption is "positive influence". And the tribe probably hadn't anticipated Jimmy Saville!
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Comment number 83.
At 12:19 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:#80 - sometimes..... Rather frustrating as one doesn't know if it's been posted or not; but slightly better than the bouncing!
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Comment number 84.
At 12:22 28th Apr 2011, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:........and CUT!!
Thats it, filming over. Phew!!
Looking forward to receiving the copy that they have promised me.
Is it Coronation chicken tonight? I'll be tuning in for a portion if so !!
Looks like we are in for a 'fun' show judging by the above choices :)
MTF.xx
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Comment number 85.
At 12:26 28th Apr 2011, Alison from Eastleigh wrote:DANCING PARTY by Showaddywaddy ..
I know for a fact that MTF and I have both seen them live (as children obviously) .. anyone else prepared to confess?
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Comment number 86.
At 12:26 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:#82 - I thought he was still with us.....
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Comment number 87.
At 12:29 28th Apr 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:I really don't want to bring the blog down as we're all having a good time on here today, but I've had a couple of bits of bad news this week; my Mum had a fall over the Easter weekend - nothing broken but badly bruised and shaken - I can't get over to see her until this weekend, so feel quite bad about that. And, yesterday the brother of a close friend died aged 48. I feel so sorry for his sister and his parents who are in their 70s and have to deal with this - so in the midst of all the celebrations, I feel quite sad today.
As I say, don't want to spoil the party, but need cheering up.
Tortie x
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Comment number 88.
At 12:31 28th Apr 2011, lord gazza wrote:afternoon all
dancing in the city-marshall hain
street life-crusaders
dancing in the street-martha reeves and the vandellas
its my party-lesley gore
party-elvis presley
party time-fatback band
chirpy chirpy cheep cheep-middle of the road
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Comment number 89.
At 12:36 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:#87 - Tortie, very sorry to hear your news. It being a globally British week, with the wedding and all, I find the easiest way to retain the stiff upper lip is to smile.
It's sometimes hard to do, I know, as my dad's demetia is getting worse... but a wee smile can work wonders.
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Comment number 90.
At 12:40 28th Apr 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:#89 I am smiling Ethics_Man, especially at the stuff that goes on on here!
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Comment number 91.
At 12:48 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:#87 Sorry to hear your news T-C. These things put everything into perspective.
Maybe a bit of lunchtime punnage and other sillinesseses will bring a smile to your face.
ALWAYS BUNTING THERE TO REMIND ME – Sandie Shaw
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Comment number 92.
At 12:51 28th Apr 2011, Toots wrote:Waaaaah!!! I've been trying to post on here for two hours. I thought my initial post may have been too long so I'm trying this wee shortie to see what's what.
~ xx
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Comment number 93.
At 12:57 28th Apr 2011, Alison from Eastleigh wrote:#87 A virtual hug for my virtual friend and those near and dear to her xx
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Comment number 94.
At 12:57 28th Apr 2011, Toots wrote:Ha!!! Here is the first installment!
Bonjour tout le monde et, biensur, Simon Le Dude Duke of Ammo, Le Team et Le NYM,
Apologoes for extended absinthe, busy round these parts plus having my boss sitting on my shoulder it has proved a little difficult to keep up with the e-socialising. I have truly missed my blog pals.
Loving the lingo, Simon. A frenchman could talk the biggest lot of rubbish to me but I really wouldn't mind, I just love the accent. Ooooh la la!
I believe PSL has undergone her op (providing it wasn't cancelled at the last min); hope it went well m' Lovely.
I had a bit of a lurk last week and noticed that the gawjus MTF is now jollying around in a 'new to her' Noggin the Nog - hope he's settling in to his new role as the Tooth Fairy's motorised assistant.
~ xx
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Comment number 95.
At 12:57 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:jolly good idea JbG...
ONE DAY TRETLE ALL BE YOURS by WEDDING PRESENT - possibly quite apt!
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Comment number 96.
At 12:58 28th Apr 2011, Tortie Cat wrote:#92 Good to see you Studio (or may I call you Toots?) - how are you?
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Comment number 97.
At 13:00 28th Apr 2011, Toots wrote:The second instalment.
Deebee, Would love to catch up with you and hear all about your trip to NYC.
KatyM, Not sure if your maintenance work has been carried out yet m' Lovely but I hope all's well with you.
Zoe Double-Ewe, has your sanity been restored?
Harry, been thinking about you lately m' Lovely - I'm reading The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield - one of the main characters works in her Dad's bookshop which is more a labour of love rather than a get rich quick venture. Sound familiar?
As for all you other reprobates, I hope you've been behaving yourselves.
~ xx
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Comment number 98.
At 13:01 28th Apr 2011, Ethics_Man wrote:hah - I spoiled that one (#95)
Should have been:
ONE DAY TRESTLE ALL BE YOURS by WEDDING PRESENT
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Comment number 99.
At 13:01 28th Apr 2011, John B Good wrote:Hello Toots - yes, the blog's been a bit temperamental. Actually less tempera, and more mental. I blame the French - see yesterday.
Continuing with the feem...
IT’S ONLY SAUSAGE ROLL BUT I LIKE IT – Rolling Stones
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Comment number 100.
At 13:04 28th Apr 2011, Harry the Snapper wrote:Thought you might like to know I've given myself a thorough talking to and I now realise the errors of my ways. This is clearly the best of all possible worlds!
So, I'm coming up so you'd better get this party started. I may be skint because of all the bank holidays but I'm sure it couldn't be any better and it's all for my own good.
I know there have been some scurrilous rumours about the saintly Ms Middleton's motives in getting married to His Royal Highness so, to put them to rest once and for all, may I request:
I WANT YOUR LOVE by TRANSVISION VAMP
"I don't want your money, Honey,
I want your love"
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