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A rock of certainty

Simon Mayo|08:16 UK time, Friday, 7 May 2010

When all is in flux, there is one thing you can be certain of. And that is that an "All request Friday" will be there for you at the end of an exhausting week. However you voted and whoever is the Prime Minister, Tom Jones, Queen, Rainbow, Neil Diamond and Led Zep will be requested -nay demanded - by the Drivetime faithful. And good for you. Keep it coming.

As one listener mentioned yesterday, maybe what should happen now is that we should wait for Andrew Lloyd Webber to step in and save his favourite loser. Who will be Dorothy? Who will be the Tin Man? And who maybe could be the wicked witch?

In our house, we managed to stay up till 2ish but when David Dimbleby said "let's go back to the barge and Andrew Neill..." the thought of spending more time with a bunch of well-oiled celebs sharing their ignorance with us was a tad too much and we bailed out. Ho hum. Wonder if that'll be booked again for the next election. In October maybe...

Anyway it is time to declare now for your favourite Friday opener and pop into the box below. Make it big! Make it loud!

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Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    Morning Simon



    You're risking it mentioning the election - I got modded over on CLPs blog merely for saying I'd put an X in a box! Madness ......



    As for Andrew Neill and his barge, my only conclusion is that it must be tough being Joan Collins (gawd bless 'er!) having to go through life constantly pouting like that ..... hee cheeks must ache so much! And the irony of having a celeb commentating on the day's events when she lives most of her life over the pond in La La Land! Brilliant!!



    As for ARF, hows about a bit of



    The Ramones - Baby I Love You



    for my Nic.



    Ta very muchly.



    Deevs



    x



  • Comment number 2.

    Morning Simon,



    Not requesting anything today, because you kindly (and inadvertantly!) played my request for Stand and Deliver on Wednesday and Thursday. There is a limit to how much Adam and the Ants that you can inflict on the Radio 2 audience!! Enjoyed your interview with the chicken lady - they can be excellent pets who reward you with the most delicious eggs. The shop bought ones are no where near as tasty.

    Lets hope for a positive outcome to all this election malarky! (Some hope!)



    Mcw x

  • Comment number 3.

    Morning All!



    Interesting to see Gordon 'hanging in there' fnarr fnarr





    LIGHTNING SEEDS - LUCKY YOU



    ".. everything's blue now, o lucky you .."



  • Comment number 4.

    Katy, the song that came to mind when I heard that was the Gloria Gaynor one, something about walking out the door!

  • Comment number 5.

    #4



    Absolutely MCW :)

    ..wish there was some way I could address you in matey manner without calling you MadChick!



    HANGIN TOUGH - NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?





    Might this be OUR chosen theme for the day?

  • Comment number 6.

    Hi all



    Snuck in before MTF - I'll stick with the usual ARF - Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf, pretty please Simon.



    Btw, I think there will be another election in October as well.



    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 7.

    Morning



    Keeping with the folk theme and my mention by Simon on Wednesday may I please suggest - Lindisfarne and Fog on the Tyne

    Not just because it is a great song but I think the fog is all over the country today - in a political sense that is!!



    Susan x

  • Comment number 8.

    I could be the wicked witch if my ARF doesn't get played after all this time of requesting..



    TWILIGHT please Simon by the mighty ELO.



    A gals gotta try after all.



    Its not as if I am asking for rubbish is it, is it?? Now I am beginning to doubt myself.Best not go down that path eh!!



    Heres to perstistence.



    MTF.xx



  • Comment number 9.

    Morning Simon, morning all



    I haven't requested an ARF opener for a few weeks, but I think the time has come for a bit of good old funk.



    So please will you play SOMETHING ABOUT YOU by Level 42.



    Thank you.



    Deebee X

  • Comment number 10.

    Afternoon all



    Bit quiet around here today - is everyone still recovering from staying up late last night?



    It also appears to be an all-girls blog (apart from Simon, obvioiusly!)



    ARF - Squeeze "Is that Love?" It's not big and loud, but I like it!



    Tortie x

  • Comment number 11.

    Warm Wednesday Evening greetings to, (takes a big breath) – 634Salan, Adam_McReynolds, Alison from Eastleigh, Andy_Toverson, Anthony in Rugby, BabyDriver, St David Marshall, Brenda, GothDancingDeevs, cleverSupernanny, dawhandle, DameEllenMacDeebee, DBB59, dreamurdream, Emily, Flourishing, Helen May, Jason Issacs, Jeff, John Merrick, KatyMac, Ken Jude, Kev TrickyTree Williams, Kidteeth, MadChickenWoman, Mark Cannon, MissToeDipper, MobileToothFairy, Music_Geek, NicRolastic, Over Here Paul of Sheffield, Paul?, Payre, PoshSoulLady, PurpleDragon, SparkleSparklyTinsel, Susan_upon_Tyne, SylviaB88, Ticketyboo, Tortie-cat, untalentedmrripley, ,... and somebody who rarely makes a post, SpikeagainsttheBryanAdamssong!



    We Will Rock You/Tie Your Mother Down - Queen

    You Really Got Me - The Kinks

    Photograph - Def Leppard

    Wild Thing - The Troggs

    Rebel Rebel - David Bowie

    My Generation - The Who



    Any of those for the time being.



    Did somebody say I got a mensh last night? I must of missed it, any point me listening to the Iplayer?



    BTW I reckon it will be the Arched window today for Paul.





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  • Comment number 12.

    Just changed my mind, My big choice for the ARF has got to be:





    SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO by THE CLASH





    Perfect for today regardless of your political viewpoint given the events of last night and choice the current PM has to make.





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  • Comment number 13.

    #11 Darren, it was right at the top of the show, in the "how was your day" slot



    Where IS everybody?

  • Comment number 14.

    Unless Nick Clegg will have both Gordon and David:



    Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie



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  • Comment number 15.

    #13 Help, don't leave me alone with Deebee, she'll be telling me about how Mark King's bass guitar playing is faster than pheasant plucker's son plucking pheasants and how Mike Lindup has the voice of a castrated angel!!!



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  • Comment number 16.

    #15 I couldn't possibly say that - or at least, only if I said it very slowly and carefully.



    And anyway, angels are sexless.

  • Comment number 17.

    Hello Everybody,



    My suggestion for ARF - 'Stay with Me' by the Faces, last time heard on Radio 2 somebody talked over the beginning which was a bit of shame as one of best intros ever in my humble opinion, sure our esteemed DJ would not do that



    Hope everybody having a good day.

    David

  • Comment number 18.

    #16 castrated and sexless kind has the same sort of meaning when you squint.



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  • Comment number 19.

    Good ARFternoon Each! Darren, please explain what playschool windows have to do with me, it is driving me more bonkers. Or are you just trying to drum up a little extra business?



    Anyroad, in addition to my usual ARF(posted on yesterdays blog, if anyone's bothered, which I doubt) I would also suggest the following:



    'Dazed And Confused' By Led Zep



    or



    'Tiger feet' by Mud (Which all is now as clear as)

  • Comment number 20.

    Eor the time being anyway how about I will Survive by Gordon Brown Sorry i mean Gloria Gaynor

  • Comment number 21.

    The Show Must Go On by Queen

  • Comment number 22.

    #6 Your BTW comment - perish the thought!



    Darren you are giving poor Paul the humpty. Now, jemima telling him what it is all about so that he can hamble off and enjoy the rest of his day!



    If I was going to ask for a song, it would be Same Old Scene by Roxy Music, but it is hardly big and loud.



    Mcw x

  • Comment number 23.

    #20 If only for the lyrics: 'Walk out the door, just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!'

  • Comment number 24.

    Why are you fed up, MCW? It's Crunchie day! (other chocolate bars....)

  • Comment number 25.

    Guess I was hoping for a clear cut result today.



    Never mind, the gawjus Gene Genie is on tonight and the weekend beckons!

    Just treated myself to a Picnic bar (other chocolate bars....) - when fed up eat choklit as Debs always says!

  • Comment number 26.

    #25 That's the spirit!

  • Comment number 27.

    Spirit???? Gin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    x

  • Comment number 28.

    Ooh, mention of Rainbow in the blog makes me think that "Stargazer" would be a mightily thunderous, tub-thumping start to the show. But sadly too long I think. Can't think of anything



    Would really get the speakers vibrating though.



    Maybe "Tarot Woman" as a shorter alternative from "Rainbow Rising". Plenty of tub thumping on there as well. :-)

  • Comment number 29.

    #27 Well it's a bit early for me really, but if you insist....

  • Comment number 30.

    # 28 unscheduled ctrl-v in the above post before hitting send.

  • Comment number 31.

    #29 Not into spirits, but a cold glass of pinot grigio would go down nicely, if it wasn't so early!!



    #30 You've lost me there, Ken!

  • Comment number 32.

    #31 multi-tasking failure. Partial sentence pasted into wrong window without realising. Typical male.

  • Comment number 33.

    MFU MCW - nearly time for FNWC on t'other side. Mind you as the song goes 'it's five o'clock somewhere'.



    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 34.

    #32 You haven't been pasting things in Paul's window have you Ken?



    Naughty boy!!!



    (I am assuming Paul now gets one of the oldest jokes in book and hopefully he takes it with the same amount of affection as it was intended).



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  • Comment number 35.

    Simon, how about "Should I stay or should I go?" by The Clash?

  • Comment number 36.

    Um, just realised someone else suggested that already, but can I second it then?

  • Comment number 37.

    Personally I think it was a splednid choice Sanya and if I hadn't of said it first I would be thirding it now. Oh what the hell, I third it anyway!!!!



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  • Comment number 38.

    #34 - I don't though. Get it that is....



    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 39.

    #38 You are not alone MTD- I don't either!



    Mcw x

  • Comment number 40.

    #38 #39 I have a sneaking feeling that's probably a good thing.

  • Comment number 41.

    So what was the ARF opener? I take it it wasn't any of us, due to the lack of comments.



    I had something a bit unpleasant happen to me earlier. I was walking through an underpass in Cambridge, and a man was coming towards me. He was clearly drunk. I moved to one side to pass him, but instead of walking passed he moved in front of me. Then he grabbed my arm and leered at me. I just shook him off and walked on, but I felt a bit wobbly afterwards. And I was worried because I had to go back the same way, but luckily he'd gone. Then on the way home in the car I was listening to the little girl who did synchronised swimming, and I laughed at something Simon said, and realised my laughter sounded slightly hysterical. So now I'm about to pour myself a large something.

  • Comment number 42.

    Oooh Deebee, that doesn't sound like a very nice experience. Enjoy your glass of something, and yes, make it a large one. Shake off the memory and have a lovely weekend.



    Deevs



    x



  • Comment number 43.

    No not very nice at all.



    btw - ARF opener - Did I ask for the full version? No because the full version is longer than 5 minutes. So why did the person who asked for the full version get a mensh and not me??????? As you can probably guess, Simon played Bat out of Hell yeahhh but only mentioned a tweeter boooo.



    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 44.

    #41 Bat Out Of Hell (short version) by Meatloaf





    #34,38,39 - And I still dont get it either. I thought I was being a bit thick, but now feel reassured. I suspect he was being a bit mean, hence the lack of explanation, but I'm sure he didn't mean to offend, and there is none taken. Still like to know. though.

  • Comment number 45.

    The call with the lady in the bath was priceless, our hero managed to keep going........well just about



    David

  • Comment number 46.

    Deebee, how horrible! Not surprised by your reaction at all. You definitely deserve that drink.



    Paul there is a well worn and flippant joke about not looking out of the window in the morning, because you wont have anything to do in the afternoon. But have an even better one for you that will definitely make you smile:



    Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast.



    "That's it!" he tells his wife, "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."



    His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. as they sit down, she says

    "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try?"



    "That's no good" sighs Arthur, "Your brother is a hundred and three, he can't help!"



    "He may be 103", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."



    So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother in law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

    He turns to his brother in law, "Did you see the ball?"



    "Of course I did " replied the brother in law, "I have perfect eyesight"



    "Where did it go?" says Arthur.



    "I don't remember."





    ;-) On that note I shall take my leave. Have a good weekend folks! Mcw x

  • Comment number 47.

    Fridays could be joke days. Although, on all the available evidence...

  • Comment number 48.

    #45 I wish I'd heard that bit. I may have to listen again - can you remember roughly what time it was on?



    #46 LOL!! I feel much better now MCW - thank you!

  • Comment number 49.

    # 48 Deebee, Think it was between 6 and half past, but happy to be corrected on that! glad you feeling better, not nice thing at all



    David

  • Comment number 50.

    #49 Thanks, I'll have a listen tomorrow.



    I'm intrigued by your blog name by the way. I guess it's too much to hope for that you're really David Brown, the originator of the most gorgeous cars in the world (Aston Martin). And also incidentally inspiration for my own blog name - although it helps that it sounds a bit like my real name (as outed by Simon the other day!)



    Night all.



    Deebee X

  • Comment number 51.

    For tomorrows no request Saturday, could you please avoid playing 'Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold' by The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band. Thanks.



    (I feel the thrill of an unplayed non request coming on already. I may have hit on a successful new formula. In which case...©2010PofS

  • Comment number 52.

    Positive on the unmentioning, unplaying unrequest front, then. However, it turns out that there is NO accompanying feeling of euphoria, that WOULD be associated with a successful mensh and played request. Bummocks, to quote S.K.

  • Comment number 53.

    So then, footie over until August (apart from the World Cup shirt-pulling and diving competition). Bring on the Test series.

  • Comment number 54.

    #53. Why not maintain interest by investing in a fine set of football stickers? Special 'Torres' stickers only available from,,,etc,etc.

  • Comment number 55.

    Warm Sunday Evening greetings to, (takes a big breath) – 634Salan, Adam_McReynolds, Alison from Eastleigh, Andy_Toverson, Anthony in Rugby, BabyDriver, St David Marshall, Brenda, GothDancingDeevs, cleverSupernanny, dawhandle, DameEllenMacDeebee, DBB59, dreamurdream, Emily, Flourishing, Helen May, Jason Issacs, Jeff, John Merrick, KatyMac, Ken Jude, Kev TrickyTree Williams, Kidteeth, MadChickenWoman, Mark Cannon, MissToeDipper, MobileToothFairy, Music_Geek, NicRolastic, Over Here Paul of Sheffield, Paul?, Payre, PoshSoulLady, PurpleDragon, SparkleSparklyTinsel, Susan_upon_Tyne, SylviaB88, Ticketyboo, Tortie-cat, untalentedmrripley, ,... and somebody who rarely makes a post, SpikeagainsttheBryanAdamssong!



    Just incase tomorrow's music theme is unlikley music collaborations:



    Nelly and Tim McGraw – “Over and Over”

    Tammy Wynette and KLF – “Justified and Ancient”

    Ozzy Osbourne and Miss Piggy – “Born to be Wild”

    Arthur Mullard and Hilda Baker – “You’re the One That I Want (Grease cover)”

    and is it the wrong time year for Bowie and Bing?





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  • Comment number 56.

    Do you have some inside information then, Darren???

  • Comment number 57.

    nuttin'



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  • Comment number 58.

    #53 Whoa, whoa, whoa....footie over??? Not for me, Ken. A little matter of the playoff second leg tomorrow night. Forest 2-1 down at half time, all to play for, and we are at home in the second leg, where we have only lost twice all season.



    So I am banking on a Blackpool win, then!



    Oh, morning all, BTW!

  • Comment number 59.

    Morning all



    It struck me yesterday how many of the people I follow on Twitter, both celebs and friends, are football fans. I may actually have to start taking an interst. Only problem is, which team should I support?



  • Comment number 60.

    #59 interst - don't you think that's a splednid word for a Monday!

  • Comment number 61.

    Morning All,



    It is a beautiful day, sun is shining, slight breeze, the garden is looking lovely, I am aching in places that I didn't know I had!! (Think I overdid the gardening yesterday!). Hope you all had good weekends.



    If we keep inventing all these wonderful new words, we could be playing an alternative Scrabble!



    Mcw x

  • Comment number 62.

    Hello :)



    Not sure how today is going to pan out. Will get some results from tests done after my hospitalisation which may be quite cheering. On the other hand, recent re-mobilisation has just been scuppered - a large bottle of diet coke fell out of the fridge door, landed square on my big toe and cracked a bone ..



    .. so it's back to feet uppiness



    :^/

  • Comment number 63.

    #61 Alternative Scrabble - yes I like it MCW. I might have a better chance of not getting seriously thrashed like I am at the moment!

  • Comment number 64.

    #62 Ow, KatyMac - you poor thing! Good luck with the results. X

  • Comment number 65.

    #59 - if you want to be a real footie fan, support your local team. If not, support ManUtd / Chelski / Arsenal, etc etc



    #62 - Ouch! At least it was Diet Coke. Imaging the damage to your toe that all those extra calories would have done if it was full fat Coke!

  • Comment number 66.

    #656 Imaging - another splednid Monday word!

  • Comment number 67.

    #62 Sounds really painful, sorry to hear that Katy!

  • Comment number 68.

    LOL - full fat coke!



    Ta all. No real pain if I keep still.





    Deebee - footie fandom - is there a league team near where you live? Cambridgeshire?

    Failing that, people often support their 'home town/place of birth, which, thankfully makes me a 'valid' Manchester United supporter.

    I say valid because the charge of 'glory hunters' is often levelled at Man U fans, ie. those who only support a team that wins a lot of silverware, etc.



    Hmm - I wonder how many Chelsea fans were born in Chelsea ...



  • Comment number 69.

    Is there a theme set for today? - haven't been into Twitter yet

  • Comment number 70.

    Morning all



    Hope the results are good today KatyMac, and the foot gets better soon.



    DeeBee - did you see Simon on the programme about past Radio 1 breakfast shows last night?



    #61 It's grey, cold and drizzly here - can you send us some of your weather please!



    Tortie x

  • Comment number 71.

    #68 - I'm with you, KatyMac. The support of a team where you were born is the way to go. Faqiling that, the nearest team to you - doesn;t have to be a Football League club either. When I was working in London I used to go and watch Hendon Town, being the nearest team to where I was staying. That's the difference between "following" a club and "supporting" a club. You can follow any club you like, but you can only support one team...in my opinion!

  • Comment number 72.

    #58, paragraph 2. Snap!



    #59 Deebee County, surely!



    Splednid!

  • Comment number 73.

    Oh, no song subject as yet, unless you count Simon's tweet; "Are there any songs for tortuous haggling over political power sharing and economic bailout?" - Of course there are - TWO TRIBES by FRANKIE for one! :-)

  • Comment number 74.

    Thanks Tortie :)



    The Chris Moyles docu was rather good and he said that back in the day his hero was Simon. I'm with him on that one.

  • Comment number 75.

    #72 - and if that prediction comes to fruition, I'm taking Wednesday off from the blog! :-)

  • Comment number 76.

    NEW BLOG!!