HVP vaccin

Hello Naula.

Congratulations to my nascent country, which was 49 -year old yesterday.
It is amazing that we commemorate our country's birthday or independence while we do not celebrate our people birthdays.

So, I think I have to say something about what so-called independence. In fact, we never tasted the independence. France is still here. It manages our crisis, supervises our mischief, chooses our leaders and devours our iron ore with the next to nothing.
But since you might be fed up with classical dissing, and hate to hear about the nasty game of politics, I have to find another way.

Hmm, I would like to imagine a BBC anchor has read something like this:
Also on the program; a humanity breaking through.
HVP is a new medicine reported to be circulating amongst politicians all over the world.
Many poor countries rely on its success to enjoy their real independence. Reporters believe that HVP will cure the world worst disease and change the map of this planet forever.
Last month, all the leaders of the developed world ordered it mistakenly as a vaccine of the Swine Flue.

After they had it, they start to sense some rather unusual feelings.
The UN secretary general reportedly called for an urgent summit, right after he took the new vaccine.
In his speech, He threatened to resign unless those countries who obtain nuclear weopons destroy them immediately. He called for an open UN council to all countries and for the veto to be given equally to all nations, with some clear and specific conditions.

One EU leader addressed the summit and said:
It is high time to apologize to all our former colonies, the countries we invaded in the past and to those we regularly pleaded their resources.
It is time to pay you back by helping you get rid of those borders we drew long time ago.
We will help you to follow our steps until you form your own great union like our European one.

Instead of preventing the immigrants, who are trying to flee their suffer created mostly by our crisis' management, from reaching our shores, we are going to diversify the population all over the continent and gradually take them in.

The leaders of the UN permanent members' representatives alternately called to form one universal government expressed their acceptance of the destruction of nuclear powers.

The leader of the most powered country said after an HVP dose:
I feel now that all humans are my brothers.
We will no longer wage any wars.
I want to show my good will to the world by destroying all our weapons of mass destruction right on the bat.

From now on, there won't be a big or a small country on the earth.
It will only be one large state. We are working on a universal constitution to be implemented in the next 8 years.
This morning, I called some African leaders and told them that the developed world has decided to boycott their countries unless they make tangible reforms toward real democracy and toward the one universal country.
I warned them that we will no longer stand with them against their defenseless people.

The leaders finally called their doctors to check the vaccine that changed them into good people unwillingly.

After a series of tests, a group of doctors has discovered what was "wrong" with that magical vaccine.
Actually, it was a special medicine formed originally to help monkeys adopt feelings that are more human and has nothing to do with Swine Flue.
The doctors also managed to decipher its acronyms H.V. P which mean humanity vitamin plus.

Thank you Naula very much for your efforts to develop my writing skills.
Thank you all and I will reply to your all comments tomorrow

Best wishes

Chekh Vall

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