It's Monday
Hello Jo, and everyone else
It’s pleasant today as it drizzled in the early morning. It is likely that it may rain in a couple of days. I like rains because they calm down everything around from scorching weather to unhappy and sad faces.
I must share something funny with you all probably some jokes and funny things from real life.
A sixty year old couple was celebrating its 3oth wedding anniversary. As they cut the cake, a fairy appeared and said,” Since you have spent 30 years of your life together, it’s time to give you the reward.” The fairy said that each of them can have a wish only once so they must think well before they wish. First, she asked the wife to have a wish. The wife wished to see the world and with a wave of the wand, a ticket to the world tour was in her hands. Now it was the husband’s turn to have a wish. He wished that, “I wish for a woman who is 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand and can you guess what happened??? Ok I’ll tell you. The man turned 90 year old.
Once I was listening to the radio, there was a quiz about a beauty contest that had recently taken place. The radio presenter had asked a question that was something like, “who was the first runner up in the Miss Universe contest and what was her name?” Many callers came, but there was one of the callers who came up with a very funny answer. She said,” I don’t know her name, but I know that it was Miss France and she came from France.”
I like this one very much and I often recall it. Once, my father took my youngest sister to the shop to buy her sweets and crisps. She was 3 then, now she is 13. On the way, she saw a donkey and said,” Papa look at there, how small cow it is.” My father looked around, he didn’t see any cow. He said,” I don’t see any cow around.” She went near the donkey and said,” This cow papa. It’s very small, isn’t it?” It was really sweet of her. He then explained her that it was a donkey not a cow.
Keep smiling
Naheed
Comments
Hi Naheed, just a few quick word. I've really enjoyed your last tree blogs. Your cousin bride's dress is really nice and your cousin suit is similar to the one usually wear by italian bridegrooms, apart from the particular tie. I found really interesting your description of Customs and traditions in Pakistan and your family is very kind. I don't know the Pakistan writers and poets you've mentioned, I hope to have the chance to read something they've written in the future. I've red only one book by a Pakistan writer. It is “My Feudal Lord “ by Tehmina Durrani which, I've heard, had been a quite controversial book. Your funny jokes have been really nice. So thank you for your blogs and for what you share with us. Love, always
Hi Naheed, All the three instances you mentioned, are quite funny, I am sure everyone must have had hearty laugh...and it made the atmosphere lighter...but I really felt sorry for the poor fellow who became 30 yr. older.. I have one friend, I can share lots of funny stories about him, because of his innocence or some times dumbness.. for example, once in the discussion, he found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?, Very matter-of-factly, he said 'Oye Yaar, what ever you order first will come first' I think very high of him, as he brings smile to everyone's face... which helps everyone around to forget their stresses and be happy for a moment. :-) Cheers. :-)Manas.
Hi Naheed ! It is such a sunny day in Thailand , hot and blazing skin after the last several days the weather is rain-soaked . I have not a chance to go anyway except coping with homeworks,watching TV. ,doing exercise. Interestingly taking a rest in my room after I concentrate on a load homeworks is a wonderful day. What about you ? When you feel serious and grumpy with load of tasks,you can suggest me how you cut off these serious problems. Anyway the stories of today are rather creative thinking and excellent teaching in some aspects.The first one it imply that you should proud of everything in your own- not imagine in the thing is impossible. The second one I am really joking in her answer. If I was her , I must reply this word -maybe she watched TV before she listened to the radio. And the last one I love their relationship between father and innocent sister. When I was just a little boy , I usually asked my father what will I be and what is it. I have many questions all the time but my father was still answer me when my question raised. I don't know why.But something like my childhood who eager to know everything. I think it is pretty good habit. Thus I love all stories that you pose today. It is very hilarious ,isn't it ? Enjoy your life!!!
hi!Naheed,reading ur comments made me intrested to chat.i am fond of music,i am also intrested in listening classical music as well as my favrouite singer is also similar as your's (Nusrat fateh ali khan).Tell me something about your self in detail.reply soon,bye
Hi Naheed, Wow what a funny jokes however I heard a different version for wedding anniversary joke in which actually woman turns into 90s. By the way there are many similarities between donkey and cow for example, both have long ears, same color at times, same height, and until donkey is quiet, one can imagine it as a cow so no fault in her guess. It seems like people in Karachi are enjoying rainy weather. Do you prepare Pakooras and Samoosas whenever it rains? Thanks for sharing the jokes. Best wishes Dilshair
Hello Naheed. After travelling through Pakistan, meeting its writers, becoming familiar with its food, tradition and customs, we are about to tell one or two true-to-life stories to relax and gather energy to continue the good work. So, I'll tell one too, although I may bore you, I hope to make you smile. A young farm boy used to travel to the town and back, riding in the back part of his father's farm-truck. That day his father was carrying a coffin, a box in which a dead body is buried, to the village. It started raining,so the boy hid from the rain by entering the coffin and pulling the lid over it, closing himself in it. On the half way to the village, the boy's father picked up a couple of boys who were grateful to him for not having to walk to home. After a while, the boy in the coffin wanted to check if the rain had stopped, so he put his hand out, from under the lid of the coffin. When the other two boys saw a hand sticking out of the coffin, they screamed, jumped out of the moving truck, and ran to tell the priest to save them from the vampire.
Hi Naheed! I also like raining days. I enjoy standing front the window in order to watch the soft rain falling down. And then, when the rain settles down, I can feel the pleasent 'wet earth' smell mixed with the perfume of roses and jasmines, hmmm... so lovely! I almost could feel it now! :-) Keep smiling you too! Best wishes, Ana Paula.
Hello, Naheed. It's a witty joke! Quite funny! Ironically, the man's wish came ture perfectly. What a silly and pitty man! I guess the man was dumped his wife who has been enjoying her world tour with her new other half! That is life! Don't you think so?
Hi Naheed, It¡¦s like an Aesop's fable, very good, thank you. Best Regards
The way of writing is very good and simple which enables to reader to read smoothly. I hope you will continue to write like this.
Glad to read you,all, stories.A young heart makes us young, no matter how old you are. Life itself is very harsh indeed,but if we treat it as a joke, we can enjoy it fully. I am expecting your stories,Naheed.
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