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Sunday, 22 April 2007

A brief message from Ana Paula´s sister.

Dear Dr Loco Exhag,


I don´t know what´s wrong with my sister. A few minutes ago, she turned on the computer in order to see if there´s any message of her dear teacher Alex. She was happy, and smiling as usual. However, suddenly, we hear a strange sound that came from our bedroom, it was a scream of despair, which scared all of us, and we all march towards to the bedroom, to check what had happened there.
So, for our total perplexity, we found her paralysed, with her big brown eyes wide open and staring at the computer screen, and with her index finger glued on it. I came close to her and asked:

What happend? And she hissed: I can´t believe...cheese and fudge... he´s lying... my fault... No...No... It´s a lie...my fault... Oh Alex, no! Maybe it was the wrong fudge... Maybe the cheese it wasn´t fresh! Ahhhhhh! My fault! I´m a murderer! Noooooooooooo!
She kept her index finger raised just like E.T in the film, however, instead she says my home... my home, she only pronounced my fault... my fault... and then she fell in a catatonic state.

We are very, very worried about her. My mum only cry. I have no idea what she was talking about of. I tried to find out some clues in her blog, but the only thing that I could find was a very weird cheese-and-fudge issue, well... I don´t know if this delicious dessert is related or not to her actual conditions. The only thing that I can say is, if in some hours she doesn´t recover herself of this catatonic state, we´re going to looking for a doctor, and then we see what can be done for her, however I guess she´ll be able to write her blog on Monday, because she is not crazy to miss one single day of it.

Best regards,

Rosana ( Ana Paula´s sister).

Comments

Hello,Ana.Are you getting better? I'm sorry to hear that and really worried about you.I like your blog very much. But when I read it today,I was really surprised and I immediately read Alex's and surprised again and really shocked. He says very bad expressions about you and the doctor too. I don't believe their way of thoughts. You do nothing wrong,Ana.I hope you get well soon. :) Best regards, Michiyo

Wow,Is it a bit crazy to hear from you that your sister is in a catatonic state?But i do wish she would be fine to write on Monday.Give my best regards to your sister.Well,Could you take a message for me to Ana? Ana,it is okay.Maybe Alex just made up a Doctor story for fun.

Hello “Rosana” and Anna Paula, “Mon Papa” has had some technical problems to post his comments this weekend. Don’t you think it could be a kind of collateral issue linked to the legendary “cheese with fudge?” In another hand, he is neither ill nor in a catatonic state but he doesn’t dare to write because he feels a bit guilty as he proposed Alex to taste the “dessert” His comments from yesterday were: “I have liked very much your text about your smell memories. Believe it or not, this morning I ate an apple because of you. I was late to one of my courses because I hadn’t heard the alarm clock. So, no time for a normal breakfast just time enough to read your blog. Then I took an apple and sprang into my car. I did not close my eyes because I was driving but mi mind flown after each bite somewhere in Brazil next Sao Paulo. Have a nice Sunday.”

Dear Rosana, Thank you very much for informing us about the illness of your dear sister. I can imagine you all are very concerned. I am a doctor myself and I recognised the symptoms. She has a shock and it doesn't wonder me. I will give you some information and advise to help her. She told us about a very delicious desert, called cheese and fudge. Of course I tried out immediately and in my further life I will only eat this as a desert, as it was a revelation to me. Her dear teacher Alex has eaten it also and after that he got a terrible illness. But I'm sure it has nothing to do with eating cheese and fudge. He is suffering with the rolling egg illness, wich we see very often two weeks after rolling eggs and eaten eggs far too much. It especially apears by handsome teachers in their thirties who like to impress their nephews and cousins. Please will you tell my diagnose to your sister and I think she will recover straightaway. And will you please tell her I am very fond of her interesting entries every day. She is so good in English, you are also a good writer, it's obvious you are sisters. I'm looking forward to hear everything about the illnesses and, hopefully, recovering of our teacher and student bloggers. Best wishes, Wim

Big-big-big...this is an auto message from the Adriana's computer. She informs that she is currently out of the town. She has just flown straight to London to meet Paul on the BBC Learning English. She is going to ask him to help her find her virtual english teacher at Oxford Street, who is badly ill because he has eaten fudge with a cheese that she suspects is not the "Minas" cheese. Therefore, she is going to show him the most recent research that will definitely prove fudge with cheese is delicious and safe to eat. The studies estimates that more than 90% of both men and women who eat fudge with "Minas" cheese have increased the capacity to perceive the good taste in life and are three times more likely to be happy and healthy. The scientists are only concerned about the slight risk of side effects if the wrong cheese is used associated with a genetic problem in the bud taste. In this case, the unfortunate one who eat it, can develop a disease called FWWCF (Fudge With Wrong Cheese Flue). If the patient gets FWWCF, he or she will have the same symptons Alex have had and the unique antidote for this is a little piece of fudge with Minas cheese. She will suggest this antidote to the british doctors because they probably don't know nothing about this brandnew disease. She is going to contact her teacher's sister for two things: 1- His sister is a lawyer, and as such, she can help prove it's not Ana Paula's fault, handling this research. 2- She is a member of the family, so she can give the permition to the doctor to decide for him in the use of the antidote. Although he has the right to refuse the treatment, he can't make any decision because, according to Dr Loco, Alex is unconscious. Please note if she doesn't succeed in this journey to save Alex's life and let Ana Paula out of the hook, she is inviting all the readers from any religion: christians, buddhists, muslims, taoists, hindus...in order to pray for him. Your very truly Mr Big-big-big(Adriana's computer)

Hello! Tell me that I am crazy and that is a kind of joke. I am confused. Am I right to think both of you (Ana Paula na Alex) are tring to give some words and phrases about critical situations? I am sure in the next blog everything will be all right. Regards! Diema

congratulations for your excellent story. I'm enjoying while reading and learning. I hope you come round to write blog on Monday. We will miss you

Hi Ana, What a vivid writing ! I like it, I have learned more from your as well as Alex's blogs, just want to say thank you to both of you & the organizer of BBC. Please keep it up. I will keep reading your blog every day.

Hi Ana Paula, I'm really very stunned by the news from you and Alex. Ah! I'm not able to beleive. Is there anybody telling me what's been happening there? my God! the fudge and cheese are responsible for the unsavory story, aren't they? I hope we will be able to get rid of the fudge and cheese at the beginning of the next week. We can't keep on nestling fudge and cheese between us any longer. Because they have begun to hurt my dear friends Ana Paula and Alex. goodbye goodby fudge and cheese ... I'm very glad to hear your sister Rosana. Hello Rosana. how are you? Do you resemble your sister Ana Paula? I'm sure you are as lovely as she is. I don't figure out "hissed" "catatonic" in fact I could not find them into dictionary. please could you write the meaning of them? I don't want to be one single day without her (Ana Paula). And Rosana please, from time to time, visit us. have nice weekend Sevinç

Hello dear Ana s sister It is most unfortunate that I can not be of any help to you.Accident will happen.But never give to an English man such recipe because he stick to his habit until the end of his days. I think Anna must show white flag first It make him recover. with best regards.

Hi,Ana,I was very interested in your story and what happened with your sister.Your parents felt really bad,but I think that everything will be okey.

Dear Ana, I am very sorry that you were in catatonic state for a while by the shock of Alex illness. I hope that you feel better now by the care and comfort of your loving mother and sisters. First of all I would like to say thank you to Rosana who let us know that Ana was sick. Ana dear don't worry,Alex is getting better and better everyday, so get back to normal life, we are missing your monday blog.Your bloggs are very interesting and challenging with Alex bloggs. Good job girl! I keep you and Alex in my prayers. Good bless you both. I can't wait to read your monday blog. kind regards.

Hi i am very sorry to here that you are ill

Hi i am very sorry to here that you are ill and i think you will recover soon and, well i hope so, that you will recover and i hope that i will never get it i am not being nasty but i mean i hope i don't end up like that

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