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Title Stop! Pumpkin thief!

Simon Mayo|09:22 UK time, Tuesday, 1 November 2011

School run completed, coffee in place, blog in process. Here's to a good Tuesday.

Halloween was a hit here with the exception of the thief/thieves who nicked our lit pumpkin. A thing of beauty it was too. It's hard not to feel mad when someone does something so petty and spiteful - so that's exactly what I'm feeling. An appropriate punishment would be to sweep our street of fireworks, crisp packets and dog business for a week. In pink overalls. And a fluffy tail. But I shall have moved on by the time you read this and will have become a model of forgiveness. I'm re-thinking my firework plans however.

Today we welcome Alexei Sayle who is part of St Mungo's Wooley Hat Day on Friday. Alexei and many other celeb types are auctioning assorted head gear in aid of the homeless. Hats belonging to Eric Clapton, Elvis Costello and Helena Bonham-Carter are up for grabs too (I don't have any as I look a fool, wrong shaped head you know). He's been more involved with writing in recent years with novels and short stories but he's always entertaining and Alexei will explain more after 6.

I think for the oldies we should do the story Rebecca mentioned yesterday; the 7 BILLIONTH PERSON on earth. No one knows which baby it was: Emily? Danica? Cin? Vinita? Cecilia? They'll all be writing books soon enough but THIS CROWDED EARTH is essentially where we are for this one. Your creativity will win the day.

Have a tip top and smashing Tuesday, see you after 5.

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