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Simon Mayo|08:25 UK time, Tuesday, 4 October 2011

And a good day to you too.

It was so much easier being a student in the 70's and 80's. This is is my conclusion after a few days of 'personal statement' discussion with child 2. In the far off, prehistoric days of 76/77 the UCAS form had a tiny box (as I recall) in which you had to list your 'interests'. I might have written conjuring and radio (yes really) and left it at that. The box to write in was only a few inches big anyway. I was then given a grant every term and emerged, fantastically employable (ahem), 3 years later owing my dad £20.

Today students have to compose an essay of mindbending proportions explaining why they alone are uniquely qualified to attend this university on that course. It seems to require a level of self analysis which eludes me to this day. If they get lucky and are selected, they can look forward to 3 years of fun and japes, picking up a debt of around £30,000 on the way. I think I still owe my friend Ian 60p for the Dexys Midnight Runners/Bad Manners double bill in the Union building, but that's about it. Now I come to think of it, I'm not at all sure I paid anything for the joy of watching The Vapours either. Oh well. Hopefully I've atoned for those omissions since then.

Today we welcome News at Ten star George Alagiah. As well as his duties on the news, he has a new TV series called Mixed Britannia, a history of mixed-race Britains in the UK. He has been a senior journalist for many years and travelled the globe speaking to many world leaders; he should be a fascinating guest.

Oldies? Well I think MARY PORTAS tunes might work. There's a new show tonight on Channel 4 where she opens a store of stylish clothes for the over 40's. She's fed up of women having to dress either as teenagers or grannies. So let's go SHOPPING with the QUEEN OF FROCKS and see what happens.

Have a stylish and solvent Tuesday, see you after 5.

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