A Scottish Soldier

Yup it's that time of year again. Now having seen a few wee lambs gamboling about, I take it spring has sprung. If so, and now for the confusion, do I need an upholsterer or a plumber? Who is responsible for the repair of sprung springs? I hope that it's no the "Prince of Potholes" over in Oban. And to add to all this the biddeyinn in asking for leaks in the garden!!! Well I've been oot leaping up and down on the old fork to no avail, not a single dribble let alone a leak. Well it's not long now till the silly season starts again. The roads will be packed with mirrorless cars, reverse gears will be removed before embarkation, accelerators will have governors installed and the buzzards will take up eagle acting again. I saw 4-5 of them around the forestry offices, must have been an audition on at the time. Are they classed as actors or just stunt doubles 'cause if you watch the beeb it's always the real ones in the close ups? Anywho rant over...... Bye the bye is Sunny's favorite song "Fanks for the memory"? Why doesn't she just knit her ideal catch? Oh don't get me started again...