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Poodoo & Varntvar the Priest
Poodoo, Varntvar the Priest and three Allintnils have come to "revoke" the three Lintillas on Brontitall.
I now pronounce you men and wives.Varntvar
Poodoo is a representative of the cloning company who created the 578,000,000,000 Lintilla clones. He is responsible fixing this mistake by marrying them to their anti-clones, each of which is named Allitnil. It is Varntvar's job to perform the marriages. The marriage certificates are actually legally binding forms that make the signers agree to terminate their existence. After two of the newly married couples disappear in unsmoke, Arthur Dent shoots the third Allitnil and, after tying them up, forces Poodoo and Varntvar to listen to a recording of Marvin's autobiography, so "It's all over for them."
