Simon Vye
Simon boasts that he’s the older, better looking Vye brother.
| Fact title | Fact data |
|---|---|
| Position | Sales Agent |
| Age | 23 |
With only a year between the brothers, they are inseparable. Simon once got suspended from school. Instead of completing an essay set by his teacher, he got creative and branched out by writing an essay about porn. Chuffed with himself he printed out three hundred copies and gleefully handed them out in the school yard.
Simon finally left school for good at the tender age of 16 and got himself a job as an apprentice carpenter. Sadly, after spending 3 days celebrating his friend’s 18th birthday - it had slipped his mind to inform his boss. AWOL Simon was again given his marching orders. If Simon could do what he wanted, he would buy a flashy sports car and relax for the rest of his days!!
