Hit the red button: it's Scott Mills and Chris Stark's slightly offside Euro 2016 final commentary!

Scott Mills and Chris Stark were first given an opportunity to break into sports journalism for the France/Germany semi-final, thanks to Alan Shearer.

The enjoyed testing Psychic Pam's predictions and bringing their unique perspective to international football so much we've let them loose on the Red Button for the final...

We'll be collecting all the action and best bits here. If you're reading live, refresh the page for new content.

He reckons it's gonna be top-flight stuff; "I reckon this game is gonna be a real amazing final - it probably isn't the two teams we would've predicted in the final."

And he's done some "big football things," so he must be an expert. He says he might secretly want it to go to penalties but the weakness of both sides' defense means there'll be goals a-plenty.

His match snack? Ginger biscuits and tea, "maybe a bag of crisps" - calm yourself down there, Olly.

The Stade de France has been overtaken with moths - are they just there for a cheeky free ticket to the match?

Turns out, no; someone left the stadium lights on overnight and they were irresistably drawn in.

It's no goal this time.

Ronaldo had a bit of a tumble there, time to hit the Celine Dion button.

Chris says the perfect syncing of the injury footage to 'My Heart Will Go On' is because "when Ronaldo goes down, he stays down" for really quite some time.

To add insects to injury, Ronaldo ends up on the ground again with a moth on his face. He's having, as Chris puts it "a right nightmare" but manages to walk off the pitch.

Just enough time on the ground for a spot more Celine.

Reports that his injury was moth related are unconfirmed but Scott and Chris will keep you updated.

Chris and Scott's player recognition game is going to have to be upped, as Ronaldo is stretchered off the pitch.

Christiano's game is over - but the football (and alternative commentary) must go on.

We don't think it was a moth that did it, in the end. In our expert opinions.

It's no goal for Sissoko but it did all get a bit exciting for a second, there.

Is anywhere taking bets on a moth scoring?

They certainly are kicking the ball about a bit.

Chris had a quick review of the People's Predictions - he says the game's still very much in the "mango and lime" stakes, with little hope for Portugal winning 2-1. He wishes we were seeing those kind of goals!

He's also a bit obsessed with you lot having a wash - "maybe you're in the shower, with the TV on - maybe you're a millionaire with a TV in the bath". Hygiene-focussed, that boy.

"It's boring now," says Scott.

"No it's not, it's the final of the Euros!" Chris mounts a convincing defense.

"Well, they need to make it more exciting then" - to be fair, hard to argue with Scott's point.

Chris asks the important question: can you cook with moths.

I've never tried to cook a moth

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Raymond "I've never tried to cook a moth" - that's the sort of exclusive we are bring you.

Raymond is eating saucissons, cheeses (mais oui!) and charcuterie, with a lovely pinot noir - an expected upgrade on Olly Murs' ginger biscuits and a cuppa.

Richard's disappointed in the football - he says it's been "the type of game you don't want to show to someone who doesn't usually watch football."

He's having a little gathering but not with the Pointless crew; Alexander Armstrong will apparently be in his chateau to watch the match.

After a bit of a kerfuffle and a speedy recovery from Sissoko, followed by a foul by Nani, France finally get on with moving it forward.

No goal, though. Chris realises his initial prediction that France and Portugal's mutually weak defense might produce a bit of a goal-fest is perhaps the least accurate prediction of all.

Will it all end in penalties? A victory for our new moth overlords?

Chris is flagging up a bit of football but Scott wants us to concentrate on the important things, here.

"I can't believe that at the final of the Euros someone left the stadium lights on overnight and filled the place with moths!"

Nick Grimshaw's phoning in - he's had a hefty sporting day and he's a bit confused about what Ronaldo was up to.

Grimmy's been at Silverstone today, interviewing Lewis Hamilton for the BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show tomorrow morning!

He's also said he will attempt to get some interviews with key moths of the match. In the Moth of the Match competition, the classic #MothOnFace is still ahead, winning Grimmy's support.

Chris asked you all to offer ideas of which football player Grimmy would be - apparently Giroud, with "all that product, all that flair."

Chris has to disappoint Scott on this one - footballers are not on performance-related pay.

"They should be, they get paid loads!" Scott is scandalised, in no way placated by Chris' suggestion that Scott himself should be moved onto a goals-based payscale.

Chris reveals the secrets of his successful football career, which included, apparently, some unorthodox coaching methods.

Not football. Unless you're Chris' old coach.

"If our kit wasn't muddy enough at the end of the game, he'd make us slide around in the mud until it was."

Scott questioned the logic of this - what is the relationship between football and mud? We feel it's well explained by Chris' teams illustrious sporting success.

Will it be Scott or Chris who finally caves in their war of deferential politeness and goes to the bathroom so we can stop hearing all about it?

Phew - it's Chris! But there's almost immediately a substitution. Scott can't tell you "who by or who to" but it's definitely a switch.

A weakened Chris returns, panting, to discover that 78 minutes in it's still

"It does look like it's going to go the distance, at this point" says Chris, just as Lloris makes a convincing attempt at a goal. And fails.

Nani has a go at it - Chris and Scott have to applaud him for it but "it doesn't feel like this is considered play."

Chris discovers that Giroud was switched for Gignac whilst he was in the bathroom.

"He's off on the bench, gathering moths" - Scott protests that he definitely did tell Chris, he learnt the names and everything.

Chris is getting a bit desperate.

The full time whistle blows - "What happens now?" says an anguished Scott Mills.

"We get a full 30 minutes of extra time," explains Chris.

We're all extremely excited, honestly.

"I don't even think the Portuguese defense is that great, it's just not had to do very much" - Chris is absolutely, totally done with France not moving it forwards.

Football expert Scott Mills fortunately available to translate the French manager's motivational talk.

"I'm absolutely willing France to score a goal now" says Chris

"Why?" says Scott, speaking for the nation.

Scott reveals that despite his skillful translation of Didier's talk earlier, he may have got the incorrect French phrasing for "le stuffed crust."

They don't reveal what the outcome of the topping debate was - whatever its eventual outcome, it's not what Scott wanted.

"I don't like this either," Chris complains, "they're just playing for time" - he's out of love with Portugal, France aren't moving forwards.

It's so clear cut at this point that even Scott's expectations of the match are unmet - he'd assumed France would win it but with extra time running down and the only goal belonging to Portugal, that's not currently on the cards.

"Oh," says Scott.

"This is not what I like to see - look at the moths surrounding his sweaty body" - Chris is a little upset at Ronaldo, whose body "isn't even that good," according to Innuendo Bingo competitor.

Chris continues Scott's football education, even post-match, explaining that the Euros are every four years.

In the end, we've all learnt something here.

It's been emotional. Even Scott's happy to have shared something Chris is so passionate about with him.

And we're happy to have shared it with all of you. The liveblog is signing off now but there will be moths available all night.