Charlotte Coates
BBC Sport journalist

I'm sure you're terribly sad to see Sam go, but don't worry, this not very eventful deadline day live text continues!

We're still expecting a couple of deals to go through. I hope so for my sake, I'm currently taking the wooden spoon home.

Sam Drury
BBC Sport

Right, that's my deadline day done. One that will live long in the memory, probably not for the right reasons.

We've had two whole Premier League incomings so far today, the expectation is that we'll get at least a couple more confirmed - surely?! - before the night is out.

To take you through the next hour or so, it's over to Charlotte Coates.

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Hearts have confirmed that 18-year-old forward James Wilson has joined Tottenham on loan util the end of the season, with an option to buy for an undisclosed fee.

Wilson, who has scored two goals in 10 games for Hearts this campaign, is set to join up with the Spurs under-21s squad.

It's all over. Well, sort of.

If you’re just joining us, you've not missed much frankly but here’s a reminder of the top stories from a largely transfer-free deadline day.

Top lines:

• Crystal Palace complete £48m deal to sign Jorgen Strand Larsen from Wolves

• Kalvin Phillips joins Sheffield United on loan for the remainder of the season from Man City
• Nottingham Forest sign full-back Luca Netz from Borussia Monchengladbach
• Jean-Philippe Mateta's move to AC Milan is off after issues with his medical

• Axel Disasi is having his West Ham medical before agreement has been reached

• Spurs are set to sign teenage Hearts striker James Wilson on loan
• Newcastle insist Sandro Tonali is not for sale despite reports of interest from Arsenal
• Mikel Arteta says they are 'actively looking at options' to replace injured Mikel Merino
• Liverpool have agreed a £60m deal for defender Jeremy Jacquet, who has been offered a five-and-a-half year contract but is not expected to move to Anfield until the summer

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Elsewhere:

• Nottingham Forest submit third bid for Celtic's Arne Engels
• Atletico Madrid sign former Everton and Fulham winger Ademola Lookman from Atalanta
• Chelsea recall defender Mamadou Sarr from Strasbourg loan
• Stoke City to sign Chelsea winger Ato Ampah
• 'Huge surprise if Wolves get Che Adams deal done now'
• Fulham not expected to get PSV's Pepi on deadline day and have rejected Everton's enquiry for Harry Wilson

Sam Drury
BBC Sport

Look, Mr Watcher, I know Bobbie got the glamorous club-record signing but it's 1-1 on Premier League incomings now and when Luca Netz turns out to be the signing of the January window, who'll be laughing then?

As for Ben, I hate to put the blame for this dud of a deadline day solely at his door but given he got things started, it was up to him to set the tone so, ultimately, I think it is only fair that he take full responsibility.

Sami Mokbel
BBC Sport Senior football correspondent

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People might not agree with me, but I think Conor Gallagher to Tottenham will be seen as a success. I think they needed leaders in that squad and he's certainly one of those.

I think it's unfortunate for them that they couldn't get the Andy Robertson deal over the line. They've been crying out for a player like that for a while.

But I think the Gallagher deal will be a successful deal because I think he's an excellent player.

Nottingham Forest

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Nottingham Forest have completed the signing of full-back Luca Netz from Borussia Monchengladbach on a four-and-a-half-year deal.

The 22-year-old, who mainly plays on the left, made 124 appearances for Gladbach after joining from Hertha Berlin's academy in 2021.

Netz said: "Nottingham Forest is a great club with a unique history. The chance to play for this club in the Premier League immediately excited me.

"I am ready for a new challenge and the next step in my career. I am extremely motivated to get started here and am incredibly excited about the first training sessions and matches at The City Ground in front of our fans."

Sam Drury
BBC Sport

Fair enough, Adam. But would it really have been too much to ask to save a couple more of them for today?

Wait a minute... sound the transfer claxon!

Sports Business lecturer Adam Davis, speaking about the lack of activity in this month's transfer window on BBC iPlayer's Transfer Deadline Day Live: "As opposed to a lot of summer transfer windows, we usually see less spending in January as we do in summer.

"That being said, this is still one of the highest spending transfer windows we have ever seen. We are still seeing an awful lot of transfers. Not just in the Premier League, not just in the Championship - all across the globe the number of transfer is continuing to rise.

"It is important to highlight that when a club is budgeting for transfers we can't just look at this window, we have to take into consideration what happened in the summer and there was a lot of spending in the UK and abroad.

"The Premier League will regularly spend the most amount of money out of any league in the world and it will stimulate lots of other transfers we see afterwards. The fact that many clubs are quite close to the spending limit gives them less of a cap space to be able to spend that on new transfers, even if fans and clubs would like to see them get some through the door."

Sami Mokbel
BBC Sport Senior football correspondent on BBC Monday Night Club

They haven't replaced Marc Guehi, who's arguably England's best centre back. They've decided to sign another wide player, who in my mind they don't need. I don't quite know where Dwight McNeil fits into the squad.

Sam Drury
BBC Sport

Don't give up hope, Stephen. The Axel Disasi deal might yet happen...

Sam Drury
BBC Sport

Thanks, Bobbie.

Biggest stint of the day there. You know, what with there actually being a couple of transfers. So big in fact that you've forgotten you didn't have two deals, it was three - Strand Larsen, Phillips and Iling Jr...

Only one that actually counts, mind. We've all been on for outgoing deals*.

*I actually don't think I was, if anything I'm in the negative because Jean-Philippe Mateta's deal being scuppered was on my watch.

Bobbie Jackson
BBC Sport journalist

Right, I'm satisfied with my innings - two deals will do me nicely.

I'll leave you in the safe hands of Sam Drury. Enjoy!

Let us know what you reckon about your team's business in January - and get in touch via the 'Get Involved' tab to go into more detail!

Sami Mokbel
BBC Sport Senior football correspondent on BBC Monday Night Club

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I wonder if Jean-Philippe Mateta might use this opportunity now to sort his knee out and that will take the dilemma of having two strikers out of the manager's hands.