 
 One too many?
To all the drunk women, you know it's time to go home when...
Sent in by Suzie from Preston
Definition of Cooking Terms
Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of...
Sent in by Tracey How to give a cat a pill...
It's a piece of cake! NOT!
Sent in by Dave Almond.... Dodgy insurance statements
An invisible car come out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished...
Sent in by Ms G Parenti...
New employment conditions
Sent in by Dave Barnes... bet you're glad you don't work at the same place, eh A little poem about Spell Checkers...
Alan Richards is very impressed with his new PC, it has a very good spell checker... Exercise is good for you!
Laura Shaw tells us why exercise is good for you... not.
You're a man if...
Thanks to Alan for his testosterone-charged offering...
Sent in by Alan Richards Knobbly monsters
An appreciation of those desperate attempts not to use the same word again... when there is only one. Named after Paul Hudson, who was writing about alligators when, having used up "reptiles", he resorted to "the knobbly monsters".
Sent in by Sue Hendey Silly signs
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR...
Sent in by Joanne Gallacher Life Lessons from Dogs
I like the bit about taking lots of naps...
Sent in by Chris Mills Differences Between Men And Women
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want...
Sent in by Kirsty Mollie grabs a "pizza" the action
Mollie was so impressed with our grub-related ludicrous list, she's come up with a whole fridge full of food related silly stuff! Don't read it til after lunch though, it'll make you hungry!
Sent in by Mollie Matthews More daft questions...
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Sent in by Debbie from Morecambe When I win the Lotto...
He went down to the showroom and sat in the car of his dreams...
Sent in by Debbie from Morecambe Who? Why? What? When? Where?
Suzie from Preston has all the answers... to some very strange questions...
Sent in by Suzie Only in America...
Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Sent in by Bernice Porrazzo Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
"Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests.."
Sent in by Gabby Parenti Something for the older woman...
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it...
Sent in by Debbie from Morecambe English is tough stuff
Coffee break time? Print this off and test your work mates, see who can read it correctly all the way through...
Sent in by Harry Nuttall Letter from a schoolgirl
I entered my daughter's bedroom and saw a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, I read it with trembling hands...
Sent in by Sallie Carter Alien Dancing Pants
Simon's ditty on these dangerous pants...
Sent in by Simon Tinsley How to be annoying
Don't do all these at once!
Sent in by Andrew Hindley You know you're living in 2004 when...
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three...
Sent in by Peter from Clitheroe. Delia v 'Real Woman'
Never mind Delia's tips, you'd be better off doing it the Real Woman's way...
Sent in by Alison The Pied Piper
Christina's Piped Piper joke with a twist...
Sent in by Cristina McDowall More rules for the office
Top tips to avoid work, and aggro off the boss!
Sent in by Irene Richards Did you hear the one about the alien?
Loads of alien jokes...
Sent in by Pentium Sam New Rules For Employment
Be grateful you don't work somewhere like this...
Sent in by Anon Management lessons
Words of wisdom to help you get to the top!
Sent in by Tracey Townsend Metaphor madness
"These are metaphors from actual GCSE essays - who said the Literacy Hour's not paying off?"
Sent in by Dave Coffey Hits and headlines
More daft newspaper stories from Lisa.
Sent in by Lisa H Read all about it
Thanks to Irene B. for sending in such thought provoking newspaper headlines as "Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe"
Sent in by Irene B Island of Adventure
Ed finally decides to take a holiday. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat sinks...
Sent in by Chris Bolton
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