What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?
A frying saucer What do you get if you cross an ex-Popstar with an extra-terrestrial?
Kym Martian What do aliens wear to posh weddings?
Space suits What's grey, "mad for it" and lives on Mars?
Alien Gallagher Did you hear about the man who was captured by extra-terrestrial teddy bears?
He had a close encounter of the furred kind If Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto?
Fleas (Pluto being Mickey Mouse's dog!) Who's long, slippery, and always phones home when he goes sightseeing?
E.T. the extra tourist eel Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers?
With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it Where do Martians get their eggs?
From the little green hen Why is an alien like a collection of famous actors' autographs?
They've both come from the stars What do you get if you cross a Martian with a golf score?
A little green bogey What are aliens' favourite sweets?
Martian-mallows Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
He's listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records Why don't aliens celebrate Christmas?
Because they don't like to give away their presence Who's the greatest footballer on Mars?
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