Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why dont you ever see the headline, psychic wins lottery
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Why do you need to click on start to stop windows?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring,
while washing up liquid contains real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why didnt noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why dont they make the whole plane out of the same material as the indestructible black box?
Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when theyre all stuck together?
Why do they call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe? Julie Cheetham added these...
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why dont you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why do they call it chili if it's hot?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why cant you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
What was the best thing before sliced bread? KoolKat added these...
why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
why are there interstate highways in hawaii? Tracey Townsend added these...
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Theyre both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? | 
