 
 See you in court!
Daft things actually said in court...
Sent in by Lisa Hindle
Gissa job...
"These are taken from real CVs and covering letters..."
Sent in by Tracey Townsend 20 things that change when you leave university
You dont get drunk at home before going to a club, to save money...
Sent in by Lisa Hindle Daft label instructions
"In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of terminal stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods…."
Sent in by Lisa Hindle How come..?
"A few of those eternal questions …. "
Sent in by Lisa Hindle The Joy of Marriage
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Sent in by Lisa Hindle How to annoy the IT helpdesk
We think we detect a little sarcasm here... Truths about life
Whatever age you are... Tube announcements
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...
Sent in by Harry Birkner Alcohol troubleshooting
Next time you're out on the beer, take along this cut out and keep guide to alcohol!
Sent in by Sarah Well I never!
There's nothing trivial about this trivia!
Sent in by Alan Richards We should never have survived!
Those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't have survived when you look at what we got up to!
Sent in by Tracey Townsend Top bumper stickers...
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Sent in by Lisa Dodgy insurance claims...
The following are reputed to be actual statements found on insurance claim forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. The instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining.
Sent in by Tracey Flaxmer Weight loss rules...
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories...
Sent in by Chris Mills If kids could write classifieds...
PASSIONATE, POSITIVE, POTTY-TRAINED - Just turned 3, financially insecure, with a full head of hair (except where the Silly Putty got shaven off)...
Sent in by Sue Harrison If life was like a computer...
We could click on "SEND NOW" and a pizza would be on its way...
Sent in by Sue Harrison It's great being a woman because...
No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo...
Sent in by Suzie Why beer should be served at work...
Like we're gonna argue with ANYTHING that's written after that!
Sent in by Catrina We've got a right one ear...
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen It's great being a bloke because...
The world is your urinal....
Sent in by Rob Hancock
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