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PASSIONATE, POSITIVE, POTTY-TRAINED - Just turned 3, financially insecure, with a full head of hair (except where the Silly Putty got shaven off). Ready and waiting for immature relationship. Box #6429

MAJOR PLAYER - Single active toddler, 13 months, seeks a companion to share life's finer things once I've finished chewing on them. If you like long, stumbling walks in the sandbox, then relaxing with a chilled bottle of white grape juice, have your mum call my mum. Box #6255

CREATIVE, FUN LOVING, 2-ish. My interests include expressionist art (in crayon, on the furniture), first edition books (torn into little pieces), and running (away from my parents). Let's spend some quality time-outs together. Box #6267

STUNNER IN PULL-UPS - I'm 28 months but look 23 months, and have the legs of a Powerpuff Girl. You are 28 months to 4 years, with your own swing set, tickets to Sesame Street Live, and cans of fresh Play-Doh. Photo of your sticker set supply a must. Box #6444

BE MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR - or maybe my Bob the Builder, a firefighter, Ord the dragon, or a red M&M. Seeking that special someone (size 3T) for a long-term, serious commitment to playing dress-up. Box #6348

LANCASHIRE-EDUCATED - with a successful medical practice serving the stuffed-animal community. In search of a soul mate, 3-1/2 to 4-1/2, who enjoys listening to the classics (Raffi, Ernie and Bert), whipping up gourmet surprises (sand cakes, Mr. Potato Head stew), and counting to eleventeen. Box #6239

GIRL-NEXT-DOOR-TYPE - In fact, I may be the girl next door - 5-1/2, looking for nonbiter/nonkicker/nontattler who understands that Barbie doesn't like finding her convertible in the nappy bucket. (No little brothers need apply.) Box #6013

TOTAL BABE - I am an extremely curvy, down-to-earth (but plan to start walking in a month or two). Make my your playdate of the year. Box #6110

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