 
 The older persons alphabet
F and G are the worst - they're disgusting.
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen
The secret to making a marriage last
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Sent in by Amanda Townsend Things that are...
...difficult to say when you're drunk
Sent in by Amanda Townsend Official hangover ratings guide
5 star hangover * * * * * You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you... Sent in by Alan Richards How to get rid of telesales calls...
Tell the telesales, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes..."
Sent in by Alan Richards Things I hate...
People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
Sent in by Anne Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough...
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen The meaning of marriage
You've got to feel sorry for Ianafter you've read this...
Sent in by Ian Upton Be afraid, be very afraid...
Are you brave enough to read thisscary chase story?
Sent in by Duane Scott Tips and techniques for raising kids
If you ever plan on having young 'uns, check out the following advice, tips and techniques.
Sent in by James Spence 14 things my mother taught me
My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you .. Don't talk back to me!"...
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen Words women use
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Sent in by Samantha Lowe Metaphorically speaking...
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer...
Sent in by Sarah Cooper
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