Jason Wood

Being Glorious

What is your show all about?

It's pure escapism for exactly 1 hour. Its warm, soft and hard like a good massage but without the mess!

Where and when can we see it?

The Assembly Rooms 9.20pm

Do you love Edinburgh or is it a chore?

Every year I Love it more although some of those reviews push my joy to the limits.

What will you be doing with the other 23 hrs of the day?

Just being gorgeous with other gorgeous like minds, it's all air kissing and just loveliness 24/7 if you know where to find us.

What's the best thing you've ever seen on the fringe?

Anything with Julia Morris, she's back again thank goodness!

What's the worst thing you've seen?

This question is just a thin excuse to get nasty gossip; you must be rubbing your hands at the expected and hoped for responses. Although I'd be lying if I'd said there wasn't something but you need to share a bottle of wine with me for that. I have principles!

What's the most curious thing that's happened to you in Edinburgh?

I was sexually interfered with by a lady midget at last years Perrier party and I still bare the mental scars.

If you could persuade one VIP to come to your show who would it be? Why?

President Bush. Now people who know me know I've never be up for bush, but, I feel even he needs some stimulating sometimes, I've got some colouring books and a stickle bricks table and he's welcome to stay all day.

If the Edinburgh fairy could grant your wish, what would your wish for?

To have as many wishes as I wanted. I'm never satisfied as Bush will tell you.

What advice do you have for first time Edinburgh punters?

Don't panic! Your first time is always the one you remember most so don't waste it worrying. You're going to love it, Edinburgh's a blast!