Alice Lunt

Alice Lunt's picnic Questionnaire

What is your show all about?

Picnics, animals, fairy tales and some rudeness...

Where and when can we see it?

Underbelly at 10.40 pm

Do you love Edinburgh or is it a chore?

Mostly love it.

What will you be doing with the other 23 hrs of the day?

Writing, writing, more writing and watching all the Sopranos.

What's the best thing you've ever seen on the fringe?

Polowski Diamond Heist 2001.

What's the worst thing you've seen?

A man evacuating his bowels on the royal mile.

What's the most curious thing that's happened to you in Edinburgh?

Being threatened with murder and burial in a lonely wood by a seeming sweet old lady.

If you could persuade one VIP to come to your show who would it be? Why?

The Queen. Because she is funny looking.

If the Edinburgh fairy could grant your wish, what would your wish for?

One Million pounds.

What advice do you have for first time Edinburgh punters?

"In the words of S.J. Perelman: Quaff the nut brown ale lads for life is all too fleeting".