Poor Pig's Revenge - GOLD WINNER

By Evie Fowler, aged 9

There was once a pig, pink and plump, having a normal life as a normal pig. He was walking down town when he walked past Butchers Shoppe smelling of blood and fat as always. Normally, Li'l Piggy (the piglet this entire story is about), would just walk past pointing his snout away from Butchers Shoppe. But obviously not today. This was a special day. For some reason, the Butchers Shoppe tickled his fancy. I know, I know, it would seem rather peculiar for a PIG to go in a BUTCHERS shop because everyone knows pigs and butchers don't match. But Li'l Piggy was only very young. Poor pig. He walked past the ox aisle, the pigeon aisle, the chicken aisle, the dodo aisle and the cow aisle. One of them didn't seem right but he was too interested in everything else to worry about it. He trotted right down to the end of the Shoppe. If only he knew what was down there... It was as you probably guessed, the pig aisle, and in it were:

Sausages

Pork

Bacon

Gammon

Chops

Ham

And trotters (pigs of course)
All lying there helpless and dead.

Each pack of meat was labeled with Piggy, that meant that it was Li'l Piggys mom, dad,brother,sister,auntie,uncle,cousins and so on.

He fumed. He outraged. He was no longer pink. He was an angry red. That is very unusual for a PIG to be bright red. He trotted over to were the old butcher stood ,all covered in guts. *yuck!* thought Li'l Piggy as he tried not to vomit all over Tim Tim the butcher. Well here is were it gets awkward... The piglet was thinking *why what do you have to say for your self, BUTCHER* ,where as Tim Tim was thinking *why what a nice peice of pork and what a nice bottom for ham!* But no. Now here is were it goes vice versa. The pig raised one muddy eyebrow and let out a squeal that was so ear piercing, it made the dogs that were out side well he made their ears ,BLEED! What a rude pig! He licked Tim Tim the butcher to death and used his trotters to replace all the animal meat with a new butcher aisle, and displayed down there was:

Leg

Foot

Eye

Arm

And toe\finger nails.

Soon the Shoppe got shut down, due to cannibalism and mystery. At least now Li'l Piggy could enjoy his life without fear of sausages, ham, bacon, gammon, trotters, pork and pork chops. And that was the story of how Li'l Piggy got his revenge on ALL butchers across the world and soon became very hostile but I think it's best I don't tell you about his meals today because you never know, you could be next...

THE END.