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Double entendres - fishing
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Nice fishnets!

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Naughty tackle talk...

1. Get your tackle out
2. What a whopper!
3. I'm all wet
4. I'm having trouble with my rod
5. That's a tiddler
6. Fishnets
7. What kind of rod do you like?
8. Put your rubbers on
9. That's a big 'un!
10.I've caught something.

Add your suggestions to the tackle talk...

Garry Grant Davidson added these....
Have you seen the size of my pole?
Hold on to my whip! ( First time user advice on size of rod to use)
Is it deep enough! (Depth Finding Advice)
Your Plaice or mine! (Fish species advice)
Get your hands in there and make sure it is really moist! (ground bait mixing advice)
One rubber or two!!! (Float attachment advice)

Myles Lawless has this whopper...
Spare the rod and spoil the trout!

John from Tarleton added this....
That ring needs whipping

Peter
added this....

I'm just adjusting my tackle

Becky Parker added this...
Please can I have one of your maggots?

Dave added this...
The stiffer the rod, the better.

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