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Double entendres - building materials
drill
That looks like a powerful tool

You can make anything sound a bit ooh-er missus if you try...

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Ten building and building materials double entendres...
1. Let's get hammering.
2.
You're like a vice you are
3. I measured it, it's 12 inches
4. Show me your tool box
5. My downspout's leaking
6. It's dripping
7. u bend
8. You could do with a bit of silicone
9. Can I put my wood in there?
10. That looks like a powerful tool

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