You can make anything sound a bit ooh-er missus if you try...

Ten car double entendres...
1. I've got a hard top
2. Nice headlamps
3. I'm flashing
4. No entry
5. Let's burn rubber
6. Fill her up
7. You make my wheels spin
8. Not too fast!
9. I've got the horn
10. Can I look in your glove box?

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Becky Parker sent this in...
This is a bumpy ride!

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