|  | You'll have the chance to tell us what you think should happen, and if it's good, we'll ensure that the housemates perform. And if the thought of influencing one of the major reality shows of the summer wasn't enough, we're currently sourcing some out-of-this-small-world prizes for the best ideas.  | | Davina McSmall will present Not Very Big Brother. |
So, if you think we've lost the plot and you can find a better one, then get your thinking caps on and email your best ideas using the form below. 
| Loz McSwiggan, Guernsey, | Saturday, 05-Jul-2003 21:12:14 BST |  | | The NVBB housemates should hold a mini Island Games. Federolo drowns in the boating, Hott and Hooray shoot Nosh and Gosh in the eyes in the archery, etc etc WE WON THE ISLAND GAMES!!! |
| Kelsey, swindon | Wednesday, 25-Jun-2003 21:08:53 BST |  | | Well, Gosh is in the kitchen making his bread and butter pudding when he realises he is out of butter so he uses *shock horror* margarine. Tinya arrives in looking tanned and eats it and starts moaning that she can taste margarine, and all of a sudden the other housemates come in and start shouting at Gosh, and the Nosh and Hooray Throw him over the roof, but the chickens help him back in the night. |
| Gordon, Luton | Tuesday, 17-Jun-2003 09:16:48 BST |  | | Following the success of the Big Read, and the top 100 Britons, the contestants must each put forward their case for the best music genre, dressed as a group or artiste of the type. Hence we can have Not Very Big Brovaz, Ant-sized Adam, Human Junior League etc. |
| Hannah, Nottingham | Thursday, 12-Jun-2003 13:44:09 BST |  | | The housemates are sleeping peacefully late into the night....Apart from Little Jon. As he sleepwalks out of the door he wakes up Hooray and Nosh and thinking about his safety they follow him together. He takes them to the garden and tries to climb onto the roof! As he does a tree rocks dangerously over his head...In a completely selfless act of courage Hooray pushes Little Jon out the way but is hurt badly. Nosh gets help from Not Very Big Brother and realizes she has always loved Hooray in her heart....Little Jon went back to bed. |
| Gillian Mills, Dunoon | Sunday, 08-Jun-2003 20:12:23 BST |  | | Well done, more entertaining than the real thing and you don't have to put up with jon rabbiting on. |
| Jenny, Holbeach | Saturday, 07-Jun-2003 18:03:45 BST |  | | I think Little Jon Should Go next because if He's like The Real Jon He is Proberly Boaring. |
| Matt Hobbs, Enfield | Thursday, 05-Jun-2003 22:21:50 BST |  | | Hott should start flirting with Nosh. Gosh should have a cry beacuse tinya pushes him. |
| Jason Levine, London | Thursday, 05-Jun-2003 14:51:19 BST |  | | The nvbb contestants enjoy the sun on the patio unsuspecting that the heatwave makes the plastic melt their feet to the floor. Federolo is shocked to find both his arms and legs are cemented in place. Some quick thinking from Hott anounces that he used to be a plastic surgeon and performs an operation on the hapless federolo. After hours of surgery, Federolo reappears in his new cometically altered self - a weeble wobble. The housemate cheer and drink til they puke. the end. |
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