Ming the Merciless

And to Mitsy from Craigshill, Livingston
A fan club? Hang on, I’m a cat and I do not understand all this celebrity cat-litter the TV is so keen to promote, sorry, self promote. But I am flattered you asked and please let me know how you’re doing with that trouser grabber next door. Any dog scarring story makes good winter reading. And please tell me more about your sister Holly – but don’t mention to her I have been to the V.E.T.

And to Polar Bear in Canada.
I shot a polar bear once – on film.

My human says he ate some once in Milliways, the restaurant really at the end of the universe, on Spitzbergen island.
But midge eating mossies do sound interesting. If you can catch one I’ll email you my address.

Then there’s Mike, Dorothy Collins, Nic, Pondhead, IW, that guy from Kazakhstan (or how ever it’s spelt), Will the drawer, Gary, etc… Many thanks. I shall be more diligent in the future.

Ming