Ming the Merciless

I ventured out with cat-cam Saturday and here are a few of the crazy bipeds I spotted going past my pad at Uig. My humans still hold the Coll half marathon record (for slowness) coming in joint last at 2hr 45 mins, last year. Hard luck Ron (this year’s last) who only managed 2hr 31 mins…………. Or have I got that the wrong way around? Anyway first the winner, Terry, flying through the ‘bents’ - congrats on a fine run.


This is Ken BT, Colls guru on communications, just as stomach cramps set in. Painful but you must remember, it is self inflicted. A biped of his age should know better wouldn't you have thought? Well done, next year perhaps you'll break the 2 hr barrier.


Above is Simon et al. The little-est said about Simon, probably the better. He collapsed 30 yds from the finish. What a bummer. It was probably the lack of guinness.


Yum yum, a fine collection, much prettier than Simon. This pic is here just to prove the cat-cam shows no sexual bias and I am always available for cat-cuddles, any time - please.

And finally Ian (left) and Kenny. Wonderful effort and they raised £500 for the kiddies of Coll playground thingies.
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Well, cat-cam will be back to normality next blog with more titbits to tantalise your taste buds.
Meow