Ming the Merciless

Meow. My name is Ming and (for what it’s worth) I was born on a pretend island called Anglesey – and NO, I do not like sheep, especially their ticks. I live with two humans and Winnoo, a feline with attitude problems and a complete disregard for authority, my authority. I’m babelfish enabled and a dab paw with the mouse, hence my starting this blog.
My humans called me ‘Ming the Merciless’, Ming since I had a body hygiene problem, I moved in having a complete set of tackle, and merciless as I was a good provider of little fury things. ‘Had’ is the past tense as they took me to a V. E. T. where I fell asleep and awoke singing for the trebles.


So, here I am on my favourite post on the main road at Uig and this is where I see all. I moved here last June and already have a few friends - Brad’s a fishermen, so I like him, one day he’s going to bring me a nice surprise…… and he sometimes winds down the glass in his wheeled box and shouts “Hiya Ming”. Thank God for my babelfish, he speaks really weird, Glaswegian I believe but sadly my b-fish won’t funny-up his endless jokes or switch him off.
Then there’s birdyman and Jason. They both beep to me as they go by in their wheeled boxes – and they wave sometimes too.
All in all it’s a very friendly place and over time I’m going to excite you with all the low-down going-ons in Uig and in particular my and Winnoo’s outside dining habits.