BBC Two England Schedule
England Schedule
Morning
06:00
Tikkabilla—Series 3, Owl and Pussycat
8/70Caravans, insects and a funny family with Simon, Veejay and Tamba.(R)
06:30
Doodle Do—Making Moments, Cup Cake Flowers
Learn how to make cup cake flowers using cup cake holders, straws and paint.(R)
06:40
Big Cook Little Cook—Series 3, The Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe
8/44Ben is hopping around the kitchen one morning as he can't find one of his shoes.(R)
07:00
Batfink—Kangarobot/Big Ears Ernie
Hugo A Go Go robs the city's heliport. Big Ears Ernie can hear the police from miles away.(R)
07:10
Animalia—The Catcher in the Rhyme
Children's animation. All the animalians are compelled to speak in nothing but rhyme.(R)
07:30
Mortified—Series 1, Learning to Surf
3/26Taylor is embarrassed when people find out that she wants to be a professional surfer.(R)
07:55
Prank Patrol—Prank Patrol Pocketsize, Haunted Hall
3/20Helena creates a haunted hall with Professor Prank to scare her friends.(R)
08:00
Skunk Fu—The Art of Monkeying Around
Baboon fires his ninja monkey army as a result of their incompetence.(R)
08:15
Sportsround—09/01/2009
A look behind the stories making the sporting headlines.(R)
08:30
Richard Hammond's Blast Lab—Series 1, Episode 2
2/13Richard Hammond discovers what happens when a tonne of water is dropped onto a car.
09:00
Who Wants to Be a Superhero?—Episode 2
2/15Thirteen wannabe heroes move into the top secret lair, hidden away in the heart of London.
09:55
Bernard—Ice Climbing
Bernard attempts to climb the highest peak but it's trickier the closer he is to the top.(R)
10:00
Basil and Barney's Swap Shop—Series 2, Episode 1
1/12More comedy, games and chances to swap something you don't want for something you do want.
11:00
Roar—Series 1, Episode 40
40/50Matthew Skilton entertains a Barbary lion with the help of a cardboard zebra.(R)
Afternoon
12:00
Malcolm in the Middle—Series 6, Billboard
10/22Lois catches the boys vandalising a billboard for a strip club, and a media circus sparks.(R)
12:20
The Almost Perfect Guide to Life—Episode 1
1/6Including guides to dance-floor moves, work experience and looking good on a budget.
12:45
Myths—Paris and the Goddesses
The love of Paris's life, Helen, doesn't even know he exists.
12:50
Sound—Series 3, Episode 16
Special guests are Jay Sean and Katy Brand.
13:20
Trexx and Flipside—Faking It
1/6Flipside is set up on a fake date with a soap starlet, whilst Trexx feuds with B-Ice.
13:50
Revealed—Manorexia
Charlotte Ashton and Anthony Baxter discuss male body image and eating disorders.(R)
14:05
The Sky at Night—Light Fantastic
Sir Patrick Moore charts the development of the telescope over four centuries.(R)
14:45
Animal Park—Series 6, Episode 1
Two lion cubs get their first injections, and Marmite the marmoset becomes a handful.
15:30
Ski Sunday—2009, 10/01/2009
Join Graham Bell on his summer trek across Europe's greatest mountain range.
16:30
World Darts—2009, Semi-Final Part 2
The line-up for the final will be confirmed after this second semi-final.
Evening
18:40
Coast—Shorts, NATO Exercise
Nicholas Crane visits Cape Wrath to join in a NATO military exercise.(R)
19:00
Victorian Farm—Episode 1
1/6Ruth, Alex and Peter move into a Victorian smallholding on the Acton Scott estate.(R)
20:00
Dad's Army—Series 5, If the Cap Fits
6/13Mainwaring lets Frazer take over in a bid to end his grumbling.(R)
20:30
A History of Scotland—Series 1, Hammers of the Scots
2/5Neil Oliver charts the story of the two men who helped transform Alba into Scotland.(R)
21:30
Three Men—Three Men in More Than One Boat, Episode 2
2/2Dara has a breakthrough hitching a lift on a tug.(R)
22:30
QI XL—Series F, Flotsam and Jetsam
3/12Stephen Fry quizzes Charlie Higson, Andy Hamilton, Rob Brydon and Alan Davies.(R)
23:15
Snow Cake
An ex-convict befriends an autistic woman after being in an accident.
Late
01:00
Tadpole
Indie comedy about a precocious teenager who sets out to seduce his stepmother.
02:10
The Mystic Masseur
Drama about an Indian schoolteacher who takes up his father's trade as a masseur.
