Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrispsSeries 1Episodes Episode guide

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1. Ugly Babies

   6/6Jonny wants some excitement in his life, but he gets rather more than he bargained for.
2. Lard

   5/6Jonny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner.
3. Angry Wangry

   4/6Janet wants to improve her mind but realises that poetry and biscuits are not the answer.
4. Bone with the Wind

   3/6When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'.
5. Spunk

   2/6Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably.
6. Fags, Shags and Kebabs

   1/6Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's unattractive to the opposite sex.