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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrispsSeries 1Episodes

    Ugly Babies

    6/6Jonny wants some excitement in his life, but he gets rather more than he bargained for.

    Lard

    5/6Jonny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner.

    Angry Wangry

    4/6Janet wants to improve her mind but realises that poetry and biscuits are not the answer.

    Bone with the Wind

    3/6When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'.

    Spunk

    2/6Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably.

    Fags, Shags and Kebabs

    1/6Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's unattractive to the opposite sex.