Children's Dolls - Rodney Come Home (1990)
Del's Spiel: These dolls are the most life-like ever made. 'They drink and wet themselves, they speak, they cry, and if you keep them 'till they're thirteen they break out in acne and wanna go to Bros concerts!'

The Real Deal: These so-called 'Made in Britain' dolls sing Chinese lullabies!

Action Station Games Console - If They Could See Us Now...! (2001)
Del's Spiel: With technology from a Playstation 4, these highly saught-after game stations, (made in Belarus) are a must for any serious gamer.

The Real Deal: After five minutes you hear a couple of beeps, and then a fart squeak and finally they die on you.

Ho! Ho! Yo-yo - Richard Waldron, Derby (Hooky Street Winner!)
Del's Spiel: Drastically reduced for the New Year Santa's 'Ho!Ho! Yo-yos'. As they go up and down they omit an authentic Santa cry of Ho! Ho! Ho! to put all kids into the Christmas spirit.

The Real Deal: The string around the Yo-yos are made of polyester and after half a dozen 'spins' will snap and leave the kids crying 'Boo! Hoo!' instead of 'Ho! Ho!'