Crowning Glory - Wigs of Distinction -
Three Men, A Woman And A Baby (1991)
Del's Spiel: It's the fashion of the big stars, Jane Fonda, Sophia Loren, Anita Dobson, even Trig, they're all wearing 'em.

The Real Deal: Being mens' syrups, they're more like the Jean Shrimpton style or the Urchin look or if you're Cassandra, the 'pet rat look'.

Ladies Electrical Razors - Dates (1988)
Del's Spiel: Del actually succeeds in selling these and making a good profit.

The Real Deal: After successfully selling 200 of them Rodney says 'You'd never guess there was that much hair about, would you?'

Radical Hair-Dryers - Modern Men (1996)
Del's Spiel: Brand new, radically designed hair-dryers. 'They retail at sixty nine pounds ninety nine in Regent Street, it's yours for fifteen nicker. Comes complete with a volumiser.'

The Real Deal: This will send any user straight to casualty. They happen to be electric paint strippers, guaranteed to burn any forehead, as Mike found out.

Inframax Massagers - The Frog's Legacy (1987)
Del's Spiel: Don't struggle to the quack's with back-ache, neck-ache, ear-ache or any other ache! Allow the Inframax Massager to emit deep infra-red rays right to the muscles.

The Real Deal: Albert's act of Old Father Time turning into Wayne Sleep didn't encourage sales.

Hair conditioner - Julia Baron, Nottingham
(Hooky Street Winner!)
Del's Spiel: Stuck with how to improve that lacklustre shine in your hair? Try Trotters Pukka Aloe Vera Hair Conditioner.

The Real Deal: The content was accidentally swopped with white PVA glue, it will certainly dry with a hard glossy finish and the only brush you'll get through it is a 'pasting' one!