Oh hey. Did I tell you I got stung? Bee or wasp can't be sure but just because I trod on it (fair enough surely, it was lurking under leaves) it decided to attack me. All was well because I didn't make a fuss, reacted swiftly and found a tube of ointment which was only 8 years beyond its expiry. Turned out not to be the oldest packet in the first aid box. Time to restock! Chuck out the old! Anything bought in the last century might be too old!
Tunesday today, we will assemble another feast of treats and serve them with a flourish. Plus! And! With! Your choice of songs for the GREAT OUTDOORS . This is because the Outdoor Trade Show opens at Stoneleigh in Warkwickshire today. You know the kind of thing. Great kit that will better than everyone else's kit. Robust, multi-zipped jackets, flappy, rustling trousers, tough serious hiking boots, grown-up, serious trainers, rugged serious socks, important looking backpacks, mountain-friendly sleeping bags, livid tents, lazy hammocks and look-at-me awnings. You know the kind of thing. Choose a choon!
