Advent Calendar #18: Christmas crackers!
We may moan at their awfulness but, deep down, everyone loves a terrible Christmas cracker joke.
And what' s even better than an awful Christmas cracker joke? An awful EastEnders Christmas cracker joke of course! Here are a few of our favourites...
Q: Who does Yusef work for during Christmas?
A: The National Elf Service
Q: What is Bianca's favourite Christmas Carol?
A: Her mum in a Santa hat.
Q: What did Tiffany get after eating all the Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
O' Kim.
O' Kim who?
O' Kim All Ye Faithful!
Q: What is Jack Branning's favourite festive bank holiday?
A: Boxing Day
Q: Why is Walford just like the planet Jupiter?
A: Because it's got loads of Moons!
Q: What are Mandy's favourite crisps?
A: Salter Vinegar
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abi
Abi who?
Abi New Year!
Q: Where does Mo get all her dodgy Christmas presents from?
A: Fat Elves
We know you can do much better than us, so please send us your EastEnders jokes by commenting on this blog entry.
Comment number 1.
At 08:27 18th Dec 2011, stants123 wrote:first to comment ,
love some of these jokes , others no but i loved the one aout jack
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Comment number 2.
At 12:06 18th Dec 2011, Siobhan wrote:Did anyone not get the first one straight away...no, just me? The second one was my favourite. I'm still laughing at it :) nothing like a Sunday and some jokes.
O'Kim all ye faithful and an Abi New Year!
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Comment number 3.
At 12:13 18th Dec 2011, welovejacjossa wrote:Haha ;) x
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Comment number 4.
At 16:41 18th Dec 2011, baby2343 wrote:I didn't get the 1st one at 1st either but some of these are funny. :>
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Comment number 5.
At 17:57 18th Dec 2011, hibee2k11 wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 6.
At 20:22 18th Dec 2011, mega-Brannings-fanx wrote:lol love them especally the jack on , the kim one ,and the abi one but the other ones was ok :D
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Comment number 7.
At 20:30 19th Dec 2011, x_EastendersFan4Life_x wrote:Didn't understand the 1st one either haha, the Jack, Kim, Mo & Abi ones were funny, the others were quite funny but not as much. Haha. Loved 'em :D x
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Comment number 8.
At 15:08 20th Dec 2011, EnglishSeki wrote:I think what they mean to say is that Yusef works for the NHS - National Health Service- and they said National Elves Service! Thats what I thought. x
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