Thanks to everyone who entered. There will be another competition next Thursday, with results on Friday at noon.

5. Janina, UK
The beard doesn't fool anyone sonny, minors have to be accompanied to the plane.

4. Katie Beardall, England
"So tell me again ladies. The exits are where, where and where?"

3. Andrew, UK
"Huh hu huh hu - hey Beavis, look at all these chicks."

2. Karen Johnson, UK
Leo: "Maybe the lead role in Richard Branson's life story is not such a bad career move after all..."

1. Neal Misell, UK
Number 3 was beginning to feel the identity parade was a fix.