Thanks to everyone who entered. There will be another competition next Thursday, with results on Friday at noon.

5. Jay Neilson, UK
Renee: "Help me Arnie, this Richard Gere rucksack weighs a ton!"

4. Wing, US
Gere: "Our three surnames combined would make an amazing name for a law firm!"

3. Michael Ross, UK
An all-star cast heads the screen version of Judy Finnigan's Diary.

2. James Mayes, UK
0 fags
1 glass of chardonnay
Vile Richard tried to snog me

1. Martin Hellier, UK
Arnold's new show 'Celebrity Heimlich Manoeuvres' was proving a big hit.

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