Every week you can find it at this address:
www.bbc.co.uk/sevendaysquiz

What, this week, linked the Bishop of Rochester Michael Nazir-Ali, Pope John Paul II and Yoda?

A: The two church leaders and Frank Oz � the voice of Yoda � all publicly declared they were against a war with Iraq B: They have all had meetings with Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz C: All their religions � Jedi in the case of Yoda � have British followers according to the census returns

Who discovered hydrochlorothiazide and amiloride?

A: The Australian Cricket Board, testing star leg spinner Shane Warne for banned drugs B: UN weapons inspectors - the propellants are used in Iraqi missiles which can strike further than the UN permitted 93 miles C: The nurse in Scotland who has identified a drug which may become the female version of Viagra

"There haven't been such serious accusations made against an MP for 100 years." What was New Zealand politician Donna Awatere Huata said to have done?

A: Acted like the �Right Honourable Member for Texas North� is her vocal support for a war against Iraq B: Defied instructions from the Speaker to stop interrupting Parliamentary debate with her anti-war concerns � eventually seeing her ordered out C: Used public money to have her stomach stapled to help her lose weight.

Who was given a 21-day prison sentence?

A: Solicitor General Harriet Harman � found guilty of driving at 99mph on the M4 motorway B: A British soldier covering striking firefighters � found guilty of making hoax emergency calls to report non-existent fires C: A Canadian woman who befriended a killer whale, fed and patted it

Burt �Deliverance� Reynolds, Robert �Austin Powers� Wagner and Peter �Junior Kickstart� Purves all celebrated birthdays this week. Put them in order, oldest first.

A: Pete, Bob, Burt B: Burt, Pete, Bob C: Bob, Burt, Pete

Eleven Italians, two Canadians, a Spaniard and a St Bernard dog. What?

A: The first foreigners to arrive in Baghdad wishing to act as �human shields� to dissuade Allied bombing of Iraq B: The subjects used to test Doki - a Scottish robot which it is claimed can decide if a human face is male or female C: Witnesses called on the first day of the Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas v Hello! court case

"I am not a Scotch drinker and there will be no one to tell me to �shut it'." Whose take on fiction?

A: Sharon Kerr � the first woman �guv-nor� of the Flying Squad � trying to explode the myths fostered by the 1970s TV show The Sweeney B: Saddam Hussein, in Marcel Pineau�s new children�s book, Panic in Baghdad, in which two French youngsters avert a war C: Augusto Monterroso � who has died aged 81 and was credited with writing the world�s shortest short story

And here is the Seven Days, Seven Questions bonus question. (Entries are now closed.)

The rules are simple. We give you the answer, you write the question. Marks are deducted for predictability, and a selection of your wrong questions will be added during the course of Friday.

The answer is: "Pretty reasonable."

Wrong questions included:

What are the chances of Doki getting a date for Valentine's Day?.
Dick van Anrooy, UK

What is the most unlikely description of Britain's transport system?
A) Rubbish
B) Awful
C) Pretty Reasonable
Terry Lock, England

What are the thoughts of all the men who will stop off at a garage to buy a bunch of petrol-blooms for their loved one this evening, having remembered at the last minute that it was St. Valentine's day?
Martin Randall, Wakefield, UK

What was Polly the parrot's second phrase after attending an arbitration workshop?
Kieran, England

What's the title of middle-aged John Lydon's follow-up single to the punk anthem "Pretty Vacant"?
Adam Lee, UK

What two qualities do people most wish to see in their Valentine this year?
Gareth Williams, UK

What is name of the lead female in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - The sequel?, U.K.
Martin Hiscock

All wrong. The correct question was: "How did the chairman of the Arts Council of England describe spending �70,000 on a rebranding which will see his organisation rechristened 'Arts Council England'?".

Bad luck to all the losers. Better luck next Friday, when Seven Days Seven Questions returns.