Dad
I'll be back now. Don't worry. The lady's looking after you, lady's looking after you. You're all right. You're all right. Tea?
Mum
Yeah, lovely ta. Ah…Look at them chatting away there, I love it when they start talking. I know. Mine says about twenty words now.
Dad
Oh, well, mine's doing maths, so…
Mum
Maths? Yeah…How old is he?
Dad
One. Yeah, maths. Calculating mass, that sort of thing. In fact, I'll tell you what. I'll show you a video. I'll show you a video of it. This is us sort of, testing him.
Wife (from phone)
Evan, what's one times two? What's one times two?
Evan
Two.
Dad
Two, got it brilliant, nailed it.
Wife (from phone)
What's ten take away five? Ten take away five?
Evan
Five.
Wife (from phone)
What's bigger, a bike or a car?
Evan
Car.
Dad
There we are. And then just a fun one where he's like, who's better Daddy or Mummy. He's like, Mummy,but he's just mucking about, little cheeky boy.
Mum
I think he's just repeating the last thing that she said. Come again? I think he's just repeating the last thing that your wife said. No, no, no. He's figuring it out. He's, he's calculating it. He's… Erm…
Mum
Have a look again.
Wife (from phone)
Evan, what's one times two?
Evan
Two.
Wife (from phone)
Two. What's ten take away five?
Evan
Five.
Wife (from phone)
What's bigger, a bike or a car?
Evan
Car.
Mum
So he's just repeating what she said.
Wife (from phone)
Who's the best, Daddy or Mummy?
Evan
Mummy.
Mum
It's cute, though.
Dad
Yeah…Evan, what's erm…What's one plus one?
Evan
One.
Dad
No it's two.
Evan
Two.
Dad
There we are see, nailed it. Milk?
Mum
Yeah, great, yeah.
We all know that our babies are special, but this dad might have the wrong idea about his.
