A dad gets a painful surprise at a baby group.
Perhaps it's karma?
Dad
Oh. Better take my shoes off.
Mum
Oh, yeah. And me. I think someone needs changing.
Dad
It's not me… Mine. It's not mine.
Mum
It's not mine either. You sort of know if it's your own child.They all have a certain smell don't they?
Dad
Oh, yeah. Mine stinks, absolutely stinks. Ooh .One, two, three.
Mum
The longer the pause the harder the fall isn't it?
Dad
Yeah. Oh bless him. Oh, but he's all right, though. He's getting up. Oh. Ah, what a little trooper. Uh, oh come on Jason mate, remember what Mummy and Daddy have always said to you? Sharing's caring. All right. Look. Just share with the little girl. Share please. Jason. Ah… I'll count to three. Ready? One…This will get him now… Two…
Mum
We never get to three do we?
Dad
No. Two and a half… Two and three quarters… Two and seven eighths… Right that's it. I'm coming over there now! Ow!!!
Mum
One, two, three.
Dad
Ah! Oh, it's pierced the skin that has! Stupid cow. Who put that there?
