• Hear Jazz's view on music
• Watch Jazz transform herself

We searched the net, spoke to tribes and hung out with them: all to find out what it would be like to be… one of them?

What would I wear?

• Girl? Vintage dresses.
• Guy? Eyeliner.
• Scene Guys wear girls' jeans, Scene Girls wear guys' jeans…. interesting.
• I'd have a crazy, glam-rock 80's hair-do (usually really black or really blonde) that covers my entire face.

What about music?

• I'm often heard saying ‘I've got their first unreleased album, only heard by me and 3 other people in the entire world.'
• I know more about My Chemical Romance than My Chemical Romance know about My Chemical Romance.
• If it goes mainstream, it goes DOWNstream.
• I never head bang, might mess up the hair.

What do I think?

• Online I become my Alter-Ego.
• I am cooler than thou.
• Scenesters are doing it for themselves.
• I must stand out in the crowd. My hair must stand out in the crowd.

What do I do?

• I go to random gigs in random venues: Record Stores, Churches, Garages, libraries, garden sheds, toilets etc.
• I'm seen in all the most fashionable places for no particular reason except to be scene.
• I fix my hair.

How do I (social) network? (Myspace, Bebo, Facebook, MSN)

• By making Pouty Poses in pictures.
• By using screen names that combine ‘cool' band names or lyrics with my own, like ‘Clap Your Hands Say CLAIRE' or ‘SAMisonfire.'
• I must have over 4,000,000 friends.
• Did I mention that I love my hair?