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This week's cap comp features American college students being put through their paces by their football coach.

It seems a crucial part of training is measuring how high each player can jump in an upwards direction.

The merits of vertical leaping remains untested but it certainly makes for a bizarre picture; and we asked you to provide the words to sum up the scene.

This week's comedy king is Darren Wright of the UK, who sent us this golden nugget:

Michael Flatley's Riverdance dancers had piled on the pounds since the last show.

Well done Dazza! The goody bag will soon be winging its way to you.

CATEGORY WINNER: The decapitated man left a three-foot deep hole when he landed, narrowly missing a skipping student.
Tamsyn Quormby, England

RUNNER-UP: International Man-Breast of the Year Award contestants practice the 'jump and jiggle' section of the competition.
Jonathan James, England

CATEGORY WINNER: And I was thinking of skipping training.
Gerry Sullivan, United Kingdom

RUNNER-UP: "Dude this sucks; when you said Spring break, I thought we would be getting, like, totally wasted".
Daniel Nicholls, UK

CATEGORY WINNER: Visitors to www.toplesscampusbouncers.com are left disappointed with the content.
Gavin Brooks, England

RUNNER-UP: Ms Daisy's under-eights skipping club have come on leaps and bounds since the introduction of Jamie's school lunch project.
Sean O Suilleabhain, Wicklow, Ireland

CATEGORY WINNER: As the invisible man looked down the queue, he was not looking forward to giving everybody a piggy back ride.
Phil Clark, UK

RUNNER-UP: He suddenly had a crippling bout of lock-body, where he would become fragile as glass, mid-air and came to earth with a shuddering crash. After ths picture was taken four men needed medical attention for shrapnel wounds.
Simon Blundell, England

CATEGORY WINNER: ".....And if you don't get the caption competition results out by Friday evening, I'll make you do another hundred."
Allan H, Wales

RUNNER-UP: Is it me, or are these Wimbledon ball boys looking older.
Mike Robins , UK

HONORARY MENTION: Estonia contest who will mark Peter Crouch
Anton Russell, UK

CATEGORY WINNER: Michael Flatley's Riverdance dancers had piled on the pounds since the last show.
Darren Wright, UK

RUNNER-UP: The college students are as suprised as us to see Matthew Pinsent appear from a mysterious black hole in the floor
Michael Davies, Wales

CATEGORY WINNER: The significance of this ominous 'headless shadow' picture was discovered only after the tragic low-flying Harrier Jump Jet incident.
Daniel, UK

RUNNER-UP: The animal shadow competition reached new heights as the crocodile was pitted against the unusual six-foot tall baboon.
Tim Coleman, UK

HONORARY MENTION: A small crowd gathers as Jake does his hilarious chicken shadow.
Daniel Nicholls, Uk

CATEGORY WINNER: G4 undergo intense training under the watchfull eye of Denise Lewis and Lawrence Dallaglio
Drew Thomas, uk

RUNNER-UP: An eagle-eyed youngster spots the superglue prankster and avoids his trap.
Dan I, Harrow, England