Secret Mum ClubEpisodes Episode guide
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Welcome To The Secret Mum Club
Join Sophiena and Emma for the first time on BBC Sounds!
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The X-Rated Gallery
The SMC gallery has opened its doors once again!
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The Wicked Sister
Emma shares an exciting family secret about her superstar sister.
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The Wall of Shame
Joseff has a "cheeky" new nickname for Emma!
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The Very Itchy Legs
Itchy legs reach a new level as one listener shares their ovulation journey.
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The Vernix Thief
This week’s secret has everyone on high alert!
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The Vaseline Baby
One listener drops a huge surprise that leaves Sophiena absolutely shooketh!
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The Unbearable Baby Breath
Sophiena’s Secret has everyone gagging this week.
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The Two Hundred Udders
Prepare yourself... The Poonami's are here!
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The Turd Toss
Soph and Emma share their latest secrets - and you guessed it… they’re both about poo.
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The Train Accident
The ladies find out that changing a baby on a moving train is a recipe for disaster!
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The Tooshie Toothbrush
Soph's house is full of tooth talk as Dottie hits her ‘gappy era’.
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The Tampon Pom Poms
The ladies are celebrating Mother’s Day with some very special guests.
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The Spooky Special
Things are getting SPOOKY in the studio as the ladies embrace Halloween!
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The Spiky Surprise
Things get prickly at the zoo as a mum has her lady parts loudly compared to a porcupine.
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The Soft Play Waterfall
Emma's back with exciting news about Joseff!
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The Snoring Starlet
One mum shares a secret that deserves an Oscar, and we’re absolutely here for it.
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The Sick Slide
The girls wade through potty training, dodgy haircuts, and a very unlucky slide.
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The Sewn Sleeves
The ladies learn about one mum's solution for tackling an unfortunate toilet disaster.
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The Secret Sword Club
A Vaseline-covered Minecraft sword sends Soph and Emma into full meltdown.
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The Secret Swear Club
There's a new club in town, and the ladies want in!
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The Secret Sister Club
Roxanne joins Sophiena to answer your questions.
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The Screwball Scramble
It’s a messy week for one unlucky listener.
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The School Sweethearts
Soph has some HUGE news this week… let’s just say there’s romance in the air!
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The School Spy
The mums get gassy and the school spy gets chatty.
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The Return To The NICU
Sophiena and Emma visit the Southampton hospital where Renley was born.
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The Present Mix-Up
Welcome to the Secret Mum Club Christmas Crafts!
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The Poo Stick
The latest poo knife technology leaves Soph and Emma completely speechless.
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The Poo Ninja
One listener shares a poo tip for anyone using public bogs.
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The Playground Bangers
Soph and Emma cast their minds back to when MSN Messenger was life.
